OMG! Just came out.....

[eccles]

hope it doesn't end up like that catherine tate sketch, with your mum comparing fit looking blokes on telly, and asking you for interior design/fashion advice!

[simpo two]

Marshy said:

Ere, V8, you're but two villages away from me - I'm just up in Swavesey. Beer & tyre-kick sometime?

Whoops, there's another one!

If there's anybody here NOT gay would they please stand up?

[seasider]

Nope, i'm in Bacardi's camp (sorry about that ) a confirmed Lezza me

[Bacardi]

simpo two said:

If there's anybody here NOT gay would they please stand up?

What, in these high heels?

(Only kidding, I would like to reassure everyone that I'm NOT some closet TV)

And just to be clear about this, I only like my lesbian relationships to be with women.... naturally.

(Just in case my fellow rug muncher seasider decides to make a pass at me)

Edited by Bacardi on Saturday 30th December 12:39

[seasider]

Bacardi said:

(Just in case my fellow rug muncher seasider decides to makes a pass at me)

Your safe

I only like flat rugs

[evolutionvalet]

Darren,

Great to hear your parents were so cool about it. I can understand it must have been a very nervous moment for you.
It was the copious references to The Loft that gave it away.

Now the other hurdle will be introducing your boyfriend to your parents.....good luck.


Kev

[iluvmercs]

simpo two said:

Marshy said:

Ere, V8, you're but two villages away from me - I'm just up in Swavesey. Beer & tyre-kick sometime?

Whoops, there's another one!

If there's anybody here NOT gay would they please stand up?

I notice you're still seated

Darren

[iluvmercs]

evolutionvalet said:

Now the other hurdle will be introducing your boyfriend to your parents

I need to get one first!

Better make sure he's a petrolhead I guess

Darren

[Racingdude009]

I will get my little Arrow out then Darren.

Got loads of couples together unfortantly I seem crap at relationships so maybe you can return the favour sure you must know loads of girls oh and Bi girls are fine with me to ;-)

[lightningghost]

Well done, sir. Can't begin to imagine how difficult that must be.

[S6 ROR]

If there's anybody here NOT gay would they please stand up?
[/quote]

I`m with you Simpo, most definately standing up with my back firmly against the wall

[Naughty Magpie]

Congratulations Darren! Great that your parents were so chilled about it.

Have fun!

Are you going to change your username to iluvmen now?

Edited by Naughty Magpie on Sunday 31st December 11:43

[gtr-gaz]

One of my best mates at school turned out to be gay (I'm as straight as they come BTW)
What used to amaze me was the amount of girlfriends he had. He got on so well with them.

Moral of this: If you want lots of girls, be gay

[simpo two]

iluvmercs said:

simpo two said:

If there's anybody here NOT gay would they please stand up?

I notice you're still seated
Darren

Uh, yes, in the current climate I had second thoughts... maybe I'll change my name to Baxter Thewall...

NB You notice how the standards of PHEA spiral down into oblivion as soon as the MidEssex crew turn up?

[BliarOut]

bob1179 said:

Good one mate, I bet you feel way better.

As everybody has said, I bet its a weight of your mind and you can feel a bit more relaxed about yourself at home.

Have a big thumbs up.

Are you sure you should say that to a gay bloke?

[simpo two]

gtr-gaz said:

Moral of this: If you want lots of girls, be gay

Sooo.. all those who are married must have been gay at least once?

I will have to conduct a simple test. I'll buy a pink shirt, then stand outside in the road smiling at people and see how long it takes for, say, 10 girls to cluster adoringly round.




I fear I may be some time

[scottieb]

V8 EOL said:

simpo two said:

Blimey, I thought the only person who *didn't* know was the deaf, mute, illiterate, blind member of the Gronzongobongo tribe from the deepest jungles of Trocodamia...

I didnt know... but you know what they say... takes one to know one!

Thats Funny !

well I did not clock it, and I was talking to you for most of the christmas dinner! I'm usualy a good judge of character too!

Scott

[jimminy cricket]

Racingdude009 said:

I will get my little Arrow out then Darren.

is that what they call it these days?

used to call it a penis in my day?

well done mate. must be hard ( so to speak )

[Ian V]

That must have been some scary Darren. I glad it went so well for you. I don't know why, but I always assumed that your parents and family knew.

[evolutionvalet]

Would now be a good time for me to post this link then....


www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.asp

Kev


ps...I got 380