Heads up if you use the Coral Reef Roundabout

Heads up if you use the Coral Reef Roundabout

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Trevatanus

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11,123 posts

150 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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It would seem it's finishing sooner than planned!


Mr Tidy

22,334 posts

127 months

Friday 26th February 2016
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Thankfully I no longer have to use it (painful sh+thole that it was)!

"Finished earlier?" surely just means more misery sooner than expected - it is a miserable, tedious, sth*le that has just been made more miserable by far!

Bracknell Forest BC is the most miserable Cr*phole I have ever lived in - thank f*ck I am now semi-retired so can have a lie-in whenever I want!

Just waiting to see the Mayor on his bike on the "managed" M3 - I will happily give him a "tour" of the M3 catchment zone, maybe using my front bumper as an incentive!

What world do these people live in? Gravy train land presumably - you can't beat a snout in the trough at the end of the day!? Or maybe pie chomping nirvana? What time do council meetings start - 9.30 or 10.00?

I have lived in BFBC for over 10 years, but hated every minute - it is such a dismal, hateful, horrible, anti-motorist, anti-work-force mobility miserable place!

Still looking on the bright side the M3 will never have a speed limit higher than 50 mph now it is a "revenue generation scheme" (real world interpretation of "Smart-motorway").

I think I need to move, because it is f*cking dismal here!

If any local politicians stumble across this maybe you could take some action (if you had some b*lls - even if you had to take turns and share them)!

Still Dr Philip Lee seems to think BFBC is wonderful (but WTF does he know)? Has he ever met anyone on minimum wage? Let alone spoken to them? Looks like another snout in the trough!

BFBC couldn't care less about local residents, they just want to raise some revenue regardless of whether it is at local residents' expense!

What a joyous place to reside! No wonder suicide rates are increasing in the UK- there is nothing to live for here!

eybic

9,212 posts

174 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Mr Tidy said:
Thankfully I no longer have to use it (painful sh+thole that it was)!

"Finished earlier?" surely just means more misery sooner than expected - it is a miserable, tedious, sth*le that has just been made more miserable by far!

Bracknell Forest BC is the most miserable Cr*phole I have ever lived in - thank f*ck I am now semi-retired so can have a lie-in whenever I want!

Just waiting to see the Mayor on his bike on the "managed" M3 - I will happily give him a "tour" of the M3 catchment zone, maybe using my front bumper as an incentive!

What world do these people live in? Gravy train land presumably - you can't beat a snout in the trough at the end of the day!? Or maybe pie chomping nirvana? What time do council meetings start - 9.30 or 10.00?

I have lived in BFBC for over 10 years, but hated every minute - it is such a dismal, hateful, horrible, anti-motorist, anti-work-force mobility miserable place!

Still looking on the bright side the M3 will never have a speed limit higher than 50 mph now it is a "revenue generation scheme" (real world interpretation of "Smart-motorway").

I think I need to move, because it is f*cking dismal here!

If any local politicians stumble across this maybe you could take some action (if you had some b*lls - even if you had to take turns and share them)!

Still Dr Philip Lee seems to think BFBC is wonderful (but WTF does he know)? Has he ever met anyone on minimum wage? Let alone spoken to them? Looks like another snout in the trough!

BFBC couldn't care less about local residents, they just want to raise some revenue regardless of whether it is at local residents' expense!

What a joyous place to reside! No wonder suicide rates are increasing in the UK- there is nothing to live for here!
Say what you mean ffs, stop beating about the bush biggrin

MikeGoodwin

3,339 posts

117 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2016
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Mr Tidy said:
Thankfully I no longer have to use it (painful sh+thole that it was)!

"Finished earlier?" surely just means more misery sooner than expected - it is a miserable, tedious, sth*le that has just been made more miserable by far!

Bracknell Forest BC is the most miserable Cr*phole I have ever lived in - thank f*ck I am now semi-retired so can have a lie-in whenever I want!

Just waiting to see the Mayor on his bike on the "managed" M3 - I will happily give him a "tour" of the M3 catchment zone, maybe using my front bumper as an incentive!

What world do these people live in? Gravy train land presumably - you can't beat a snout in the trough at the end of the day!? Or maybe pie chomping nirvana? What time do council meetings start - 9.30 or 10.00?

I have lived in BFBC for over 10 years, but hated every minute - it is such a dismal, hateful, horrible, anti-motorist, anti-work-force mobility miserable place!

Still looking on the bright side the M3 will never have a speed limit higher than 50 mph now it is a "revenue generation scheme" (real world interpretation of "Smart-motorway").

I think I need to move, because it is f*cking dismal here!

If any local politicians stumble across this maybe you could take some action (if you had some b*lls - even if you had to take turns and share them)!

Still Dr Philip Lee seems to think BFBC is wonderful (but WTF does he know)? Has he ever met anyone on minimum wage? Let alone spoken to them? Looks like another snout in the trough!

BFBC couldn't care less about local residents, they just want to raise some revenue regardless of whether it is at local residents' expense!

What a joyous place to reside! No wonder suicide rates are increasing in the UK- there is nothing to live for here!
U mad bro?

BluePurpleRed

1,137 posts

226 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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Mum lives in Crowthorne. Its paradise to me, try living in Streatham where I do now for work!

SVTRick

3,633 posts

195 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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Finished - that's a fking joke.

Temp lights at the moment which are a proper PITA
And why has the complete surface not been planed off and replaced from the adjacent set of Lights
near Sainsburys to include the areas which sink in a regular basis allowing water and mud / sand to come up through the fractures.
And also remove the temporary markings which have been botched over to give a nice fresh surface and some
anti-skid at the lights.

Its fking mess and the whole area through from the Coral Reef to the M4 takes and extra 5 to 10 mins
even at 05:30 hrs stopping at each set of lights.

Bracknell Forrest Council you fu kk wits have buggered up the whole point of having a through relief road.
Well the place is st hole anyway and they have just made it worse. Bell Ends.

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

205 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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SVTRick said:
Finished - that's a fking joke.

Temp lights at the moment which are a proper PITA
And why has the complete surface not been planed off and replaced from the adjacent set of Lights
near Sainsburys to include the areas which sink in a regular basis allowing water and mud / sand to come up through the fractures.
And also remove the temporary markings which have been botched over to give a nice fresh surface and some
anti-skid at the lights.

Its fking mess and the whole area through from the Coral Reef to the M4 takes and extra 5 to 10 mins
even at 05:30 hrs stopping at each set of lights.

Bracknell Forrest Council you fu kk wits have buggered up the whole point of having a through relief road.
Well the place is st hole anyway and they have just made it worse. Bell Ends.
0530 am is a bit late but when I'm on Early's I'll check its safe and go through on red. Unless it's enforced I'm not stopping at 0330 in the morning for no reason. Agreed on the whole road is a joke they have fked up the entire commute.

TheRainMaker

6,338 posts

242 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Went through there today, they can't be leaving it like that.....

The road surface is a joke, go though there at any speed and it will be like hitting a massive speed bump.

CerberusRogue

734 posts

127 months

Thursday 7th April 2016
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what confuses me is how they think fixed traffic lights will improve traffic flow at rush hour when compared to the roundabout. the only thing that would have done this would have been a tunnel under the existing roundabout.

but hey, I must have it wrong as I'm not an expert Bracknell Forest council employee...

SVTRick

3,633 posts

195 months

Thursday 7th April 2016
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Junctions like that would be improved when you consider there is a roundabout at each end of the
dual carriageway by introducing...

Left Turns in and Left Turns out with suitable slip road provided.
No lights to maintain and no traffic hold ups.

On another note I see set of the lights at sainsburys junction has been re-positioned.
To be viewed by the space station smile


Trevatanus

Original Poster:

11,123 posts

150 months

Thursday 7th April 2016
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SVTRick said:
On another note I see set of the lights at sainsburys junction has been re-positioned.
To be viewed by the space station smile
smile

TheRainMaker

6,338 posts

242 months

Thursday 7th April 2016
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SVTRick said:
On another note I see set of the lights at sainsburys junction has been re-positioned.
To be viewed by the space station smile
Thats been like that for a week or so now hehe

I blame the lights, I bet they just jumped into the road.

Trevatanus

Original Poster:

11,123 posts

150 months

Monday 11th April 2016
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