FOA those going to Chatsworth Hs

[Wedg1e]

Pah, that's nowt. When I were a lad we 'ad ter gerrup 2 hours before we went to bed, work a 9-day shift down the pit, then run 40 mile over broken glass in bare feet ter get t'school. We'd 'ave sticky toffee pudding wrappers for tea -if we were lucky: usually it wa the tubes from t'toilet rolls at'local dysentery clinic- then us fatha would kick us to death with his bare feet. But if you tell kids these days, will they believe you? Will they hell....

W.