Nearly killed by a stupid F**kwit
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Just to add to the Numptie experiences, some STUPID FCUKWIT in an Astra tried to kill me this afternoon.
I pulled out to overtake it on a nice NSL A road, fcukwit doing 45/55, straight for 1/2 mile and clear, the Fcukwit then thinks it's funny to wander across the road whilst I approach, so I slow, flash full beam and they pull back in. Good so far, put the foot back down to continue overtaking, whilst nearly parallel the FCUKWIT then starts to drift out again whilst I'm there, deliberately
, floor it in 3rd whilst trying not to mount the verge on the other side of the road, plenty of dust and shite though.
Absolutely fuming, so I wait to the next blind bend and slow, put the hazards on and stop just short of it (so as the tosser couldn't just pull out around me).
Came flying out of the car and was in 'I'm going to kick the shite out of you' mode, but I also wanted to know what the Fcuk was going on in their tiny little mind. I got out, threw my hat back into the car and approached, motioning them to wind down their window.
Fcuks me a BINT of about 18/20 almost crying with fear, I then proceeded to ask, no demanded, to know what the fcuk she was playing at, believe me I can issue the mother of all b*llockings, all I got was 'sorry, sorry, sob, sorry'. I half calmed down and explained that I had my 13 year old in the car with me and she very nearly killed the both of us, WHY
never did get a straight answer.
A Isuzu(sp?) was following (having already gone past him a mile or so before) he saw the incident and said exactly the same of her actions, he initially assumed it to be a lad and initially called her a T*sser, when he realised it was a bint he calmed down as well, saying she wasn't worth the agro of getting the police involved (dangerous driving in my book).
So that leads me on the questions, what goes through these people’s minds? jealousy that you're overtaking in a nice car? Do they think it's funny? Or are they just the thickest things since thick McAdam left school?
Has anyone else had a similar experience in their TVR whilst overtaking, believe me it was deliberate
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Harry
Just to add to the Numptie experiences, some STUPID FCUKWIT in an Astra tried to kill me this afternoon.
I pulled out to overtake it on a nice NSL A road, fcukwit doing 45/55, straight for 1/2 mile and clear, the Fcukwit then thinks it's funny to wander across the road whilst I approach, so I slow, flash full beam and they pull back in. Good so far, put the foot back down to continue overtaking, whilst nearly parallel the FCUKWIT then starts to drift out again whilst I'm there, deliberately
, floor it in 3rd whilst trying not to mount the verge on the other side of the road, plenty of dust and shite though. Absolutely fuming, so I wait to the next blind bend and slow, put the hazards on and stop just short of it (so as the tosser couldn't just pull out around me).
Came flying out of the car and was in 'I'm going to kick the shite out of you' mode, but I also wanted to know what the Fcuk was going on in their tiny little mind. I got out, threw my hat back into the car and approached, motioning them to wind down their window.
Fcuks me a BINT of about 18/20 almost crying with fear, I then proceeded to ask, no demanded, to know what the fcuk she was playing at, believe me I can issue the mother of all b*llockings, all I got was 'sorry, sorry, sob, sorry'. I half calmed down and explained that I had my 13 year old in the car with me and she very nearly killed the both of us, WHY
never did get a straight answer. A Isuzu(sp?) was following (having already gone past him a mile or so before) he saw the incident and said exactly the same of her actions, he initially assumed it to be a lad and initially called her a T*sser, when he realised it was a bint he calmed down as well, saying she wasn't worth the agro of getting the police involved (dangerous driving in my book).
So that leads me on the questions, what goes through these people’s minds? jealousy that you're overtaking in a nice car? Do they think it's funny? Or are they just the thickest things since thick McAdam left school?
Has anyone else had a similar experience in their TVR whilst overtaking, believe me it was deliberate
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Harry
Amazing. I can't belive these retards don't think about the consequences of their actions. Either they will be done for manslaughter or they'll be kicked into next week for their trouble. Absolute cretins.
They wouldn't have tried that if you blasted past in a big powerful 4x4 I suppose. That's one useful thing about those pumped up beasts.
They wouldn't have tried that if you blasted past in a big powerful 4x4 I suppose. That's one useful thing about those pumped up beasts.
Must be somthing wrong with bints in astras , one tried playing chicken with me whilst i was overtaking a car i was on a 3 lane carrigeway so not on her side of the road but she crossed the double whites to overtake and try forcing me into the car i was overtaking 
anyway shes got to go find a new drivers side mirror from a scrappy 
i was on a 3 lane carrigeway so not on her side of the road but she crossed the double whites to overtake and try forcing me into the car i was overtaking anyway shes got to go find a new drivers side mirror from a scrappy Not just done if you're in a TVR - about a week after I passed my test, young brother in the passenger seat, I pulled out to overtake a BMW 7 series doing 50 or so.
The bugger accelerated, presumably didn't like being passed by a Montego. I was doing about 90 and wondering why I wasn't making any progress (1 week past test remember, a long time ago!) when I decided to drop back - the c**t was laughing!
The bugger accelerated, presumably didn't like being passed by a Montego. I was doing about 90 and wondering why I wasn't making any progress (1 week past test remember, a long time ago!) when I decided to drop back - the c**t was laughing!
Wife driving along the M4 near Cardiff following a Merc. Safe distance and Merc decides to stop on the inside lane and put flashers on. She was forced to stop, heavy traffic and no where to go as others spotted and were using the middle and hard shoulder to go around. Bolt on boy nearly rear ended the festa, lights flashing etc. Merc puts the map down (at least thats what she thought he was doing) and starts off.
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Not just done if you're in a TVR - about a week after I passed my test, young brother in the passenger seat, I pulled out to overtake a BMW 7 series doing 50 or so.
The bugger accelerated, presumably didn't like being passed by a Montego. I was doing about 90 and wondering why I wasn't making any progress (1 week past test remember, a long time ago!) when I decided to drop back - the c**t was laughing!
A DB7 tried that a couple of weeks ago, it didn't work
Ted nice to see you back from your hols/break.
Harry
This happened to me shortly after getting our Chimaera. Only not a young bint - an *old biddy*!
COuntry road. First overtaking opportunity for for 20 mins. I pull out. Wait. Go for it. She accelerates hard.
Now in the Chim - I was going past like it or not - but Jesus - I was closer to the bend at the end of the straight than I liked. What if something has come around that bend....by the time she accelerated (TOWARDS THE BEND!)..I was already committed to the overtake.
Is Hampshire full of these idiots?
I just hope the stupid little b**** learned something and perhaps (even if its just out of FEAR) won't do it again!
P.S. I know one of my female relatives has this mentality - and I'm utterly unimpressed with her as well...luckily she doesn't live in Hampshire.
COuntry road. First overtaking opportunity for for 20 mins. I pull out. Wait. Go for it. She accelerates hard.
Now in the Chim - I was going past like it or not - but Jesus - I was closer to the bend at the end of the straight than I liked. What if something has come around that bend....by the time she accelerated (TOWARDS THE BEND!)..I was already committed to the overtake.
Is Hampshire full of these idiots?
I just hope the stupid little b**** learned something and perhaps (even if its just out of FEAR) won't do it again!
P.S. I know one of my female relatives has this mentality - and I'm utterly unimpressed with her as well...luckily she doesn't live in Hampshire.
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Similar thing happened to me about 2 years ago. I stopped the guy, got out to speak to him ("why are you trying to kill me?") etc. and he ran me over! He got done for dangerous driving.
The thought did cross my mind when I pulled up, hence stopping just short of somewhere where they couldn't pull out. I waited for them to pull up behind me before getting out as well
All in all and in retrospect I'm glad, in strange way, it was a bint because otherwise I'd probably be up for an assault charge now
I'd still love to know what goes through their minds though
It actually spoilt my day as I'd set off on the bottom end of the A32 with a rather gorgeous Tuscan behind, exchanged the Tiv wave, who said that Tuscan drivers wouldn't recognise an S
. It followed me up the A32 to Alton, albeit by this stage quite a few cars back So if you're out there, Purple Reflex(?) Tuscan, lady driver, L plate, A32 north bound at approx 18:00 Hi
v nice car, is it local or were you just visiting? Harry
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Is Hampshire full of these idiots?
Could be. Some twat (male, 50ish) in a green Renault Scenic RX4 tried forcing me (in the Chimaera) onto the central reservation of the A33 recently (suppose it's Berkshire by then, but I'd been following him from B'stoke). I ended up with two wheels on the verge, shitting myself that I was in for a spin (anyone read the Tamora write-off thread?), but I just lifted off the throttle v-e-r-y gently and pulled back in behind him.
Eventually got past and after much hand gesturing, settled down to a nice 50mph cruise...alongside an articulated lorry. Oh dear - no way past. I made sure my braking was just as gentle as the lorry's all the way down to the roundabout at the end, then disappeared in a roaring cacophany into Spencer's Wood and never saw him again.
Possibly not the ideal reaction, but you know how it is.
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Not just done if you're in a TVR - about a week after I passed my test, young brother in the passenger seat, I pulled out to overtake a BMW 7 series doing 50 or so.
The bugger accelerated, presumably didn't like being passed by a Montego. I was doing about 90 and wondering why I wasn't making any progress (1 week past test remember, a long time ago!) when I decided to drop back - the c**t was laughing!
Thing I like about driving a knackered old golf is tossers like that in their nice car absolutely shit themselves if you just pull in at them - wipes the smile right off their face
Some twat in an s-class did that to a mate of mine on a friday night - we then saw it parked in town, so my mate cut all the valves off his tyres, wish we could have seen the blokes face when he came back to the car
>> Edited by Fatboy on Tuesday 18th June 16:28
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