Nearly killed by a stupid F**kwit

Nearly killed by a stupid F**kwit

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david010167

1,397 posts

264 months

Tuesday 25th June 2002
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This very morning at Hampton Caourty bridge a tosser in a large white van plates : PC51 CON, forced me onto the pavement as he decided he wanted to drive right across the front of me. Thankfuly two very nice people got his number, asked if I was okay and both are going to ring the police as this ass almost took a pedestrian with him as well as me and my Griff. I guess I should go a ring the police as well now.

Still its a nice day to be out in a Tiv.

David

Wedg1e

26,805 posts

266 months

Wednesday 26th June 2002
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Oh dear. When I say 'I humped corpses', I mean that I drove a hearse and carried coffins, not erm, well, you know.


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well it made me chuckle



Doh!! It's not like the good old days, when I could make like Chubby Brown. I just wonder then: was it offensive, boring or not very funny, or did Ted not agree with it?
I have to say, I gave up carrying coffins. It was a major undertaking, and looked like being a dead end job anyway.
I used to wake up feeling a little stiff, and the wife would say "MUST you bring your work home...?!"

I could go on all night.... :-p

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