TVR vs girlfriends
Discussion
Expanding this not quite politically correct subject further and having a Labrador who get's more excited going in the TVR than the girlfriend the below comes to mind
Why are dog's better than women !!!!
Dogs Don't cry.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo or hairbrush.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
Dogs don't have to spend holidays and vacations with their parents.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs don't need 900 pairs of shoes.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs never worry about germs.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
Dogs don't let magazine articles run their lives.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, jewelry or cards.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Dogs can't talk back.
When you're traveling, dogs don't need restrooms.
Dogs don't criticize.
Dogs listen without interrupting. Dogs don't mind if the house isn't painted, the lawn mowed, or car
washed.
Why are dog's better than women !!!!
Dogs Don't cry.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo or hairbrush.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
Dogs don't have to spend holidays and vacations with their parents.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs don't need 900 pairs of shoes.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs never worry about germs.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
Dogs don't let magazine articles run their lives.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, jewelry or cards.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Dogs can't talk back.
When you're traveling, dogs don't need restrooms.
Dogs don't criticize.
Dogs listen without interrupting. Dogs don't mind if the house isn't painted, the lawn mowed, or car
washed.
.* Your TVR doesn't mind if you wave at other TVRs or look admiringly at them.
* If your TVR gets a bit old and shabby you can always trade it up for a younger one.
* If you do trade up then you don't get calls / demands for money from the old one.
* If you can afford it then you are allowed to have two or even more TVRs at the same time.
* You can get into your TVR whenever you want (oops - steady)
However, you can't have sex with a TVR and to my mind that's a bit of a downer.
* If your TVR gets a bit old and shabby you can always trade it up for a younger one.
* If you do trade up then you don't get calls / demands for money from the old one.
* If you can afford it then you are allowed to have two or even more TVRs at the same time.
* You can get into your TVR whenever you want (oops - steady)
However, you can't have sex with a TVR and to my mind that's a bit of a downer.
The only time my wife screamed recently was the first run out in the Griff when I floored the accelerator and rocketed to speeds she didn't think possible.
Alex200MPH. Thanks for the loan of the mini skirted Girl friend.
I will be at Duxford unfortunalty with wife.
May be I can tell the wife that your girl friend is doing an article for sprint hence the Blart up the runway with yours truly.
Lots of material for innuendoes there
Alex200MPH. Thanks for the loan of the mini skirted Girl friend.
I will be at Duxford unfortunalty with wife.
May be I can tell the wife that your girl friend is doing an article for sprint hence the Blart up the runway with yours truly.
Lots of material for innuendoes there
quote:Mine hasn't quite forgiven me for saying "watch this" and then overcooking it on the exit of a roundabout and ending up mostly on the wrong side of the road. Ooops - back to school for me, I think.
The only time my wife screamed recently was the first run out in the Griff when I floored the accelerator and rocketed to speeds she didn't think possible.
(I should point out that this this was on a minor raod with no other cars in any direction)
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