TVR vs girlfriends

[olly]

quote:
Most men can find the start button on a cerb

LMAO !!!

[alisonh]

Yeah but don’t forget that there are some of us here with reverse scenarios! I’m sure there are more girlie petrolheads around than you lot give us credit for.

….. right must go and paint my nails now and decide what to wear for the next six weeks

[sixspeed]

I'm ok. My girlfriend works for Ferrari, so at least she understands the car "thing"....

Just trying to convince her that the TVR is better than this dancing donkey malarky...


-andy-

[Alex200mph]

Thanks for the loan of the mini skirted Girl friend.

no problem, make sure she turns white with fear from the speed!

hope your wife doesnt read ph or you could be toast mate!

[RolexBlue]

My Tiv goes like the clappers and always enjoys a good thrashing – shame it can’t iron

Paul

Edited twice due to fat figure syndrome

>> Edited by RolexBlue on Friday 26th July 15:23

>> Edited by RolexBlue on Friday 26th July 15:25

[loudpedal]

slightly O/T but joke for you: some Bloke's missus is celebrating her birthday. In the morning, the fella gives his wife her gift. When she opens it, she is surprised to find a 'luscious lips vibrating v@gina'.
'What do I want with that?' she moans at her hubby.
'nothing' came the reply... 'just teach it to cook and f**k off!'

boom boom.


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>> Edited by loudpedal on Friday 26th July 16:18

[Shamus1972]

When I slide into my Tuscan I know I'm going to get where I want to go very quickly...........actually, I don't think I'd be doing myself any favours if I follow that through to its logical conclusion!

[Pinkney]

Tvr's are cheaper to maintain by far!

[zippy500]

I'm Zippy's chick and he might spend hours in the garage tinkering with his Griff, but I am the one he 'comes' in for. (and I can't cook and I answer back, so there must be some appeal!)

[bob the planner]

quote:
My Tiv goes like the clappers and always enjoys a good thrashing – shame it can’t iron

Paul

Edited twice due to fat figure syndrome

>> Edited by RolexBlue on Friday 26th July 15:23

>> Edited by RolexBlue on Friday 26th July 15:25

So someone else with pigs t*ts for fingers then !

[dans]

quote:
What have you started?
A blast in the griff is almost better than sex.
As a middle aged owner has anybody got a blonde in her twenties in mini skirt to go in the passenger seat.
And I don't mean the type you fill with air.

Yup

[wedg1e]

Well mine's just turned 40 but she still looks the biz in a mini skirt so I ain't complaining!

Ian

[jamesc]

Big Brother question!

Kate or Tamora?

Tuscan or Jade?

The choice is yours!

James