Bl**dy Cats....

[BarnFind]

Maybe if you polished the car more then you'd just have a couple of lines.......less paw prints

[so called]

Had to laugh once.
My neighbour, who was a very nice old chap, politely explained he was having a six foot fence erected to try to prevent our cat from pooing in his veg plot.
I admit to a snigger when I walked into my garden to see his progress.
He had erected about 8 posts and my cat was perched atop the second one watching him on No.9 and he hadn't noticed.

She also liked my Chimaera and likes my Tuscan convertible roof.

[Chuffmeister]

Goaty Bill 2 said:

Well Goaty, just showed this to my old man and he burst out laughing. Apparently, he remembers this from the early 70's, when it was 'marketed' as an Irish dog carrier!

[Byker28i]

My first weekend of ownership and I'd had the car one day. My neighbour spray painted his fence, and my car.

Windows were open, it went everywhere


nearer christmas I took it to a local golf club (christmas function) and someone thought it funny to smash a bottle over the car


It wasn't so funny when they were identified by cctv.


Anyhow - super soaker is the way

[bluezeeland]

tejr said:

Could be worse. I had a fox take a st on the bonnet of mine.. twice! Once without the cover on, once with the cover on..

Must have been a Vixen............

[MethylatedSpirit]

undeniable evidence that fast cars attract pussy...

[bad company]

MethylatedSpirit said:

undeniable evidence that fast cars attract pussy...

Very good!

[Dischordant]

try an ultrasonic scarer - http://www.amazon.co.uk/PestBye-Battery-Operated-C... - some people say they solved their problem and probably worth a try