Bl**dy Cats....

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Speed 3

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4,486 posts

118 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Not the converting type.....the furry ones. Every time I leave the cover off the car on the drive this happens:







mad Any suggestions ?

(No Smart Alec "leave the cover on" please......)

Milky400

1,960 posts

177 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Leave the cover on......






Sorry

bluezeeland

1,965 posts

158 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Petshops sell a little battery powered cat-repelling device (strange as it may seem....)

It produces an ultrasonic sound, inaudible to man, highly irritating to cats !

m4tti

5,426 posts

154 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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wongthecorrupter

2,382 posts

170 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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bds

blueg33

35,589 posts

223 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Wash car

Fit cover

HTH

Yours

Alex Smart

steveT350C

6,728 posts

160 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Get some lion or tiger poo. Small bag under your car will keep the small cats away.

Easy to get from any zoo type place.

Speed 3

Original Poster:

4,486 posts

118 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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steveT350C said:
Get some lion or tiger poo. Small bag under your car will keep the small cats away.

Easy to get from any zoo type place.
Now that may be a p**s take but its a damned fine one clap

The annoying thing is they leave the Toe-rag and Aye-go well alone. We're actually cat fans with two of our own (not the guilty party) so capital punishment is ruled out. Looking at the paw print size it actually could be a wild 'Beast of Epsom Downs'....

Alan461

853 posts

130 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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steveT350C said:
Get some lion or tiger poo. Small bag under your car will keep the small cats away.

Easy to get from any zoo type place.
+1

rb5er

11,657 posts

171 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Put it in the garage?

so called

9,074 posts

208 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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Speed 3 said:
steveT350C said:
Get some lion or tiger poo. Small bag under your car will keep the small cats away.

Easy to get from any zoo type place.
Now that may be a p**s take but its a damned fine one clap

The annoying thing is they leave the Toe-rag and Aye-go well alone. We're actually cat fans with two of our own (not the guilty party) so capital punishment is ruled out. Looking at the paw print size it actually could be a wild 'Beast of Epsom Downs'....
Cat with good taste smile

I didn't know domestic cats who've never roamed the Serengeti or been to Chester zoo would have any fear of oversized poo

Goaty Bill 2

3,393 posts

118 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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Chuffmeister

3,597 posts

136 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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Goaty Bill 2 said:
laugh

Le TVR

3,092 posts

250 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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You were lucky:


QBee

20,905 posts

143 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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Did you know that Percy Shaw, the guy who thought of the idea of cats eyes one evening when he saw a cat's eyes reflecting back as he was driving to the pub.....


.....invented the pencil sharpener on the way home idea

SteveSPG

2,120 posts

201 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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You can buy pelletised tiger poo off eBay. Kinda works

Personally I'd shoot to kill.... I get Sooo pissed off cleaning the excrement from other peoples pets off my garden/drive/porch/ you name it they've shat on it


chimaexeter

3 posts

115 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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Good one Goaty...................

tivver500

369 posts

269 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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Never had the problem with 'Sooty' guarding my old 'M'


tejr

3,101 posts

163 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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Could be worse. I had a fox take a st on the bonnet of mine.. twice! Once without the cover on, once with the cover on..

Thankfully it didn't continue for long! I'm not sure if I have the CCTV footage, though it was just out of shot, but you could see the fox walk around the car, jump on the bonnet, and then run off!

m4tti

5,426 posts

154 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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Why would a fox crap on your bonnet.. You sure it wasnt a cat in a fox costume laugh