TVR to take deposits in 6 days time ....
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The b
ds! They've cribbed our letter and my invented word depositeer! ! We sent this out to depositeers only last week!
ds! They've cribbed our letter and my invented word depositeer! ! We sent this out to depositeers only last week!The bean scheme formerly Unreps magic bean company said:
Dear Magic Bean Depositeer
Exciting times are here and you're part of them. (Please note change of corporate name).
By way of a quick update, we wanted to again thank all of you who have sent us your five thousand pound deposits, they are being put to good use!
In the meantime however, there have been a number of questions raised since we started to take deposits and we thought we'd take this opportunity to address the most relevant.
Firstly, there has been a monster response to the opening of the order book and this blew up the computer, literally. What a mess. We processed a large number of deposits using Unrep's old Amstrad as a result and that slowed things down. People placing their orders by phone may experience a delay in getting through to our call centre as Sylvia has to answer calls on Richard Desmond's chatline as well so we have to take our turn. But don't worry, persevere and you will get through and it's only 2.50 a minute while you're on hold. Assuming your payment has been received, this delay will not affect your position on the list in any way whatsoever. As long as we have your cash you're going to get your beans when everyone else does.
However, if you have placed an order and requested to pay by bank transfer or cheque, your order cannot be processed until your funds are cleared. Like really cleared, turned into cash and off shored - you get my drift. Therefore, if you are in this category we strongly urge you to ensure payment has been processed correctly. Failure to submit cleared funds within 5 working days of your order will result in us having to pay you a visit and we don't want that, do we? We have to be strict on this as there are others wanting to get these beans and we intend to close the list in the near future.
Secondly, if you have placed an order under the special VIP bean club enhanced deposit scheme, please note that it takes a little time to verify that you qualify for this (sufficient cleared funds immediately available). We do not send out deposit receipts (for obvious reasons) so if you don't hear from us for a while don't be worried, we will offer you the option to top-up your deposit amount at a later date to super enhance your position in the bean scheme (super extra VIP extra enhanced membership).
Finally, There have been a number of queries regarding the point at which the deposit becomes non-refundable. That passed 10 minutes after you placed your initial order and we trousered your cash (see clause 459, sub para 83 of our terms of business) so we don't want to hear any more about it.
We hope the above sheds more light than darkness and look forward to passing further information to you soon. Unrep is currently unavailable on a fact finding trip on your behalf to Cap Ferrat but he's left us in charge and everything is cushty. Call Sylvia with any queries and remember Beans Means Biz.
Yours in sport
Bernie and Tim
Exciting times are here and you're part of them. (Please note change of corporate name).
By way of a quick update, we wanted to again thank all of you who have sent us your five thousand pound deposits, they are being put to good use!
In the meantime however, there have been a number of questions raised since we started to take deposits and we thought we'd take this opportunity to address the most relevant.
Firstly, there has been a monster response to the opening of the order book and this blew up the computer, literally. What a mess. We processed a large number of deposits using Unrep's old Amstrad as a result and that slowed things down. People placing their orders by phone may experience a delay in getting through to our call centre as Sylvia has to answer calls on Richard Desmond's chatline as well so we have to take our turn. But don't worry, persevere and you will get through and it's only 2.50 a minute while you're on hold. Assuming your payment has been received, this delay will not affect your position on the list in any way whatsoever. As long as we have your cash you're going to get your beans when everyone else does.
However, if you have placed an order and requested to pay by bank transfer or cheque, your order cannot be processed until your funds are cleared. Like really cleared, turned into cash and off shored - you get my drift. Therefore, if you are in this category we strongly urge you to ensure payment has been processed correctly. Failure to submit cleared funds within 5 working days of your order will result in us having to pay you a visit and we don't want that, do we? We have to be strict on this as there are others wanting to get these beans and we intend to close the list in the near future.
Secondly, if you have placed an order under the special VIP bean club enhanced deposit scheme, please note that it takes a little time to verify that you qualify for this (sufficient cleared funds immediately available). We do not send out deposit receipts (for obvious reasons) so if you don't hear from us for a while don't be worried, we will offer you the option to top-up your deposit amount at a later date to super enhance your position in the bean scheme (super extra VIP extra enhanced membership).
Finally, There have been a number of queries regarding the point at which the deposit becomes non-refundable. That passed 10 minutes after you placed your initial order and we trousered your cash (see clause 459, sub para 83 of our terms of business) so we don't want to hear any more about it.
We hope the above sheds more light than darkness and look forward to passing further information to you soon. Unrep is currently unavailable on a fact finding trip on your behalf to Cap Ferrat but he's left us in charge and everything is cushty. Call Sylvia with any queries and remember Beans Means Biz.
Yours in sport
Bernie and Tim
unrepentant said:
The bds! They've cribbed our letter and my invented word depositeer! ! We sent this out to depositeers only last week!
I'm sure Sniff Petrol are drafting up an offer letter for you as I type.ds! They've cribbed our letter and my invented word depositeer! ! We sent this out to depositeers only last week!The bean scheme formerly Unreps magic bean company said:
Dear Magic Bean Depositeer
Exciting times are here and you're part of them. (Please note change of corporate name).
By way of a quick update, we wanted to again thank all of you who have sent us your five thousand pound deposits, they are being put to good use!
In the meantime however, there have been a number of questions raised since we started to take deposits and we thought we'd take this opportunity to address the most relevant.
Firstly, there has been a monster response to the opening of the order book and this blew up the computer, literally. What a mess. We processed a large number of deposits using Unrep's old Amstrad as a result and that slowed things down. People placing their orders by phone may experience a delay in getting through to our call centre as Sylvia has to answer calls on Richard Desmond's chatline as well so we have to take our turn. But don't worry, persevere and you will get through and it's only 2.50 a minute while you're on hold. Assuming your payment has been received, this delay will not affect your position on the list in any way whatsoever. As long as we have your cash you're going to get your beans when everyone else does.
However, if you have placed an order and requested to pay by bank transfer or cheque, your order cannot be processed until your funds are cleared. Like really cleared, turned into cash and off shored - you get my drift. Therefore, if you are in this category we strongly urge you to ensure payment has been processed correctly. Failure to submit cleared funds within 5 working days of your order will result in us having to pay you a visit and we don't want that, do we? We have to be strict on this as there are others wanting to get these beans and we intend to close the list in the near future.
Secondly, if you have placed an order under the special VIP bean club enhanced deposit scheme, please note that it takes a little time to verify that you qualify for this (sufficient cleared funds immediately available). We do not send out deposit receipts (for obvious reasons) so if you don't hear from us for a while don't be worried, we will offer you the option to top-up your deposit amount at a later date to super enhance your position in the bean scheme (super extra VIP extra enhanced membership).
Finally, There have been a number of queries regarding the point at which the deposit becomes non-refundable. That passed 10 minutes after you placed your initial order and we trousered your cash (see clause 459, sub para 83 of our terms of business) so we don't want to hear any more about it.
We hope the above sheds more light than darkness and look forward to passing further information to you soon. Unrep is currently unavailable on a fact finding trip on your behalf to Cap Ferrat but he's left us in charge and everything is cushty. Call Sylvia with any queries and remember Beans Means Biz.
Yours in sport
Bernie and Tim
Exciting times are here and you're part of them. (Please note change of corporate name).
By way of a quick update, we wanted to again thank all of you who have sent us your five thousand pound deposits, they are being put to good use!
In the meantime however, there have been a number of questions raised since we started to take deposits and we thought we'd take this opportunity to address the most relevant.
Firstly, there has been a monster response to the opening of the order book and this blew up the computer, literally. What a mess. We processed a large number of deposits using Unrep's old Amstrad as a result and that slowed things down. People placing their orders by phone may experience a delay in getting through to our call centre as Sylvia has to answer calls on Richard Desmond's chatline as well so we have to take our turn. But don't worry, persevere and you will get through and it's only 2.50 a minute while you're on hold. Assuming your payment has been received, this delay will not affect your position on the list in any way whatsoever. As long as we have your cash you're going to get your beans when everyone else does.
However, if you have placed an order and requested to pay by bank transfer or cheque, your order cannot be processed until your funds are cleared. Like really cleared, turned into cash and off shored - you get my drift. Therefore, if you are in this category we strongly urge you to ensure payment has been processed correctly. Failure to submit cleared funds within 5 working days of your order will result in us having to pay you a visit and we don't want that, do we? We have to be strict on this as there are others wanting to get these beans and we intend to close the list in the near future.
Secondly, if you have placed an order under the special VIP bean club enhanced deposit scheme, please note that it takes a little time to verify that you qualify for this (sufficient cleared funds immediately available). We do not send out deposit receipts (for obvious reasons) so if you don't hear from us for a while don't be worried, we will offer you the option to top-up your deposit amount at a later date to super enhance your position in the bean scheme (super extra VIP extra enhanced membership).
Finally, There have been a number of queries regarding the point at which the deposit becomes non-refundable. That passed 10 minutes after you placed your initial order and we trousered your cash (see clause 459, sub para 83 of our terms of business) so we don't want to hear any more about it.
We hope the above sheds more light than darkness and look forward to passing further information to you soon. Unrep is currently unavailable on a fact finding trip on your behalf to Cap Ferrat but he's left us in charge and everything is cushty. Call Sylvia with any queries and remember Beans Means Biz.
Yours in sport
Bernie and Tim
In the meantime though, whatever your agenda is, it's time to give it a rest as you're just coming across as a troll.
unrepentant said:
The bds! They've cribbed our letter and my invented word depositeer! ! We sent this out to depositeers only last week!
I'm sure Sniff Petrol are drafting up an offer letter for you as I type.ds! They've cribbed our letter and my invented word depositeer! ! We sent this out to depositeers only last week!The bean scheme formerly Unreps magic bean company said:
Dear Magic Bean Depositeer
Exciting times are here and you're part of them. (Please note change of corporate name).
By way of a quick update, we wanted to again thank all of you who have sent us your five thousand pound deposits, they are being put to good use!
In the meantime however, there have been a number of questions raised since we started to take deposits and we thought we'd take this opportunity to address the most relevant.
Firstly, there has been a monster response to the opening of the order book and this blew up the computer, literally. What a mess. We processed a large number of deposits using Unrep's old Amstrad as a result and that slowed things down. People placing their orders by phone may experience a delay in getting through to our call centre as Sylvia has to answer calls on Richard Desmond's chatline as well so we have to take our turn. But don't worry, persevere and you will get through and it's only 2.50 a minute while you're on hold. Assuming your payment has been received, this delay will not affect your position on the list in any way whatsoever. As long as we have your cash you're going to get your beans when everyone else does.
However, if you have placed an order and requested to pay by bank transfer or cheque, your order cannot be processed until your funds are cleared. Like really cleared, turned into cash and off shored - you get my drift. Therefore, if you are in this category we strongly urge you to ensure payment has been processed correctly. Failure to submit cleared funds within 5 working days of your order will result in us having to pay you a visit and we don't want that, do we? We have to be strict on this as there are others wanting to get these beans and we intend to close the list in the near future.
Secondly, if you have placed an order under the special VIP bean club enhanced deposit scheme, please note that it takes a little time to verify that you qualify for this (sufficient cleared funds immediately available). We do not send out deposit receipts (for obvious reasons) so if you don't hear from us for a while don't be worried, we will offer you the option to top-up your deposit amount at a later date to super enhance your position in the bean scheme (super extra VIP extra enhanced membership).
Finally, There have been a number of queries regarding the point at which the deposit becomes non-refundable. That passed 10 minutes after you placed your initial order and we trousered your cash (see clause 459, sub para 83 of our terms of business) so we don't want to hear any more about it.
We hope the above sheds more light than darkness and look forward to passing further information to you soon. Unrep is currently unavailable on a fact finding trip on your behalf to Cap Ferrat but he's left us in charge and everything is cushty. Call Sylvia with any queries and remember Beans Means Biz.
Yours in sport
Bernie and Tim
Exciting times are here and you're part of them. (Please note change of corporate name).
By way of a quick update, we wanted to again thank all of you who have sent us your five thousand pound deposits, they are being put to good use!
In the meantime however, there have been a number of questions raised since we started to take deposits and we thought we'd take this opportunity to address the most relevant.
Firstly, there has been a monster response to the opening of the order book and this blew up the computer, literally. What a mess. We processed a large number of deposits using Unrep's old Amstrad as a result and that slowed things down. People placing their orders by phone may experience a delay in getting through to our call centre as Sylvia has to answer calls on Richard Desmond's chatline as well so we have to take our turn. But don't worry, persevere and you will get through and it's only 2.50 a minute while you're on hold. Assuming your payment has been received, this delay will not affect your position on the list in any way whatsoever. As long as we have your cash you're going to get your beans when everyone else does.
However, if you have placed an order and requested to pay by bank transfer or cheque, your order cannot be processed until your funds are cleared. Like really cleared, turned into cash and off shored - you get my drift. Therefore, if you are in this category we strongly urge you to ensure payment has been processed correctly. Failure to submit cleared funds within 5 working days of your order will result in us having to pay you a visit and we don't want that, do we? We have to be strict on this as there are others wanting to get these beans and we intend to close the list in the near future.
Secondly, if you have placed an order under the special VIP bean club enhanced deposit scheme, please note that it takes a little time to verify that you qualify for this (sufficient cleared funds immediately available). We do not send out deposit receipts (for obvious reasons) so if you don't hear from us for a while don't be worried, we will offer you the option to top-up your deposit amount at a later date to super enhance your position in the bean scheme (super extra VIP extra enhanced membership).
Finally, There have been a number of queries regarding the point at which the deposit becomes non-refundable. That passed 10 minutes after you placed your initial order and we trousered your cash (see clause 459, sub para 83 of our terms of business) so we don't want to hear any more about it.
We hope the above sheds more light than darkness and look forward to passing further information to you soon. Unrep is currently unavailable on a fact finding trip on your behalf to Cap Ferrat but he's left us in charge and everything is cushty. Call Sylvia with any queries and remember Beans Means Biz.
Yours in sport
Bernie and Tim
In the meantime though, whatever your agenda is, it's time to give it a rest as you're just coming across as a troll.
PuffsBack said:
The perfect 2+2 - available at half the price of anything LE can come up http://www.str8six.co.uk/CAR%20SALES/page14/page14...
If LE comes up with anything like as good as this puppy he will be doing well in my eyes. Seriously desirable
Fabulous car!! But, why on God's earth does the last sentence in the ad have to say that it comes with a set of jump leads If LE comes up with anything like as good as this puppy he will be doing well in my eyes. Seriously desirable
ChilliWhizz said:
Fabulous car!! But, why on God's earth does the last sentence in the ad have to say that it comes with a set of jump leads
Very good point. 
It shows how closed a community we tend to be. For any of us we know it's because of those stupid jump lead plugs that mean it becomes a bugger should you only have access to normal leads. And that the trickle charger is because these are usually second cars. But to anyone else it just announces that the car is a bag of b
ks. ChilliWhizz said:
PuffsBack said:
The perfect 2+2 - available at half the price of anything LE can come up http://www.str8six.co.uk/CAR%20SALES/page14/page14...
If LE comes up with anything like as good as this puppy he will be doing well in my eyes. Seriously desirable
Fabulous car!! But, why on God's earth does the last sentence in the ad have to say that it comes with a set of jump leads If LE comes up with anything like as good as this puppy he will be doing well in my eyes. Seriously desirable
PuffsBack said:
The perfect 2+2 - available at half the price of anything LE can come up http://www.str8six.co.uk/CAR%20SALES/page14/page14...
If LE comes up with anything like as good as this puppy he will be doing well in my eyes. Seriously desirable
I very much like the look of that car, but it's a tad more than I'm prepared to drop on a Cerb.If LE comes up with anything like as good as this puppy he will be doing well in my eyes. Seriously desirable
HarryW said:
Any club members on here if you go to the 50th celebrations this weekend have a fish around with Les and see if you can get the low down on the car, key events, timescales and the amount of deposits taken etc, much appreciated in advance.........
It was last weekend so you've missed that and Les is tight-lipped about all the things you've posted there.... and yes he was asked about all of them 
V8 GRF said:
HarryW said:
Any club members on here if you go to the 50th celebrations this weekend have a fish around with Les and see if you can get the low down on the car, key events, timescales and the amount of deposits taken etc, much appreciated in advance.........
It was last weekend so you've missed that and Les is tight-lipped about all the things you've posted there.... and yes he was asked about all of them HarryW said:
V8 GRF said:
HarryW said:
Any club members on here if you go to the 50th celebrations this weekend have a fish around with Les and see if you can get the low down on the car, key events, timescales and the amount of deposits taken etc, much appreciated in advance.........
It was last weekend so you've missed that and Les is tight-lipped about all the things you've posted there.... and yes he was asked about all of them PuffsBack said:
The perfect 2+2 - available at half the price of anything LE can come up http://www.str8six.co.uk/CAR%20SALES/page14/page14...
If LE comes up with anything like as good as this puppy he will be doing well in my eyes. Seriously desirable
I wonder what they sold it for?If LE comes up with anything like as good as this puppy he will be doing well in my eyes. Seriously desirable
PuffsBack said:
The perfect 2+2 - available at half the price of anything LE can come up http://www.str8six.co.uk/CAR%20SALES/page14/page14...
If LE comes up with anything like as good as this puppy he will be doing well in my eyes. Seriously desirable
I wonder what they sold it for?If LE comes up with anything like as good as this puppy he will be doing well in my eyes. Seriously desirable
Please please please Les and Gordon, make it look like that new Bond car.... 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTDaET-JweU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTDaET-JweU
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