Worst bit of mickey mouse design on a tvr?!

Worst bit of mickey mouse design on a tvr?!

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Alex200mph

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510 posts

266 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Love my TVR to bits but there are a few bits on it that the designer/engineer must have been having a bad day on. Anybody got any funny ones they want to share?

pbrettle

3,280 posts

284 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Sick and tired of seeing Ford / Citroen / GM labels on parts.... mickey mouse...

PetrolTed

34,429 posts

304 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Using parts bin products isn't Mickey Mouse - it's sound sense. It's why the cars don't cost twice as much. Some would argue that more parts bin usage would result in a better product...

MajorClanger

749 posts

271 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Love my TVR to bits but there are a few bits on it that the designer/engineer must have been having a bad day on. Anybody got any funny ones they want to share?
Hmmmm, where to start?!

For the Chimaera:

Battery box... sort of hits you like "Oh yeah, I knew we'd forgotten something.... we need to put the battery somewhere, let's put it in the passenger footwell... oh and let's make a fibre glass box for it to sit in... and for good measure have it so that you can only remove the battery by unbolting the box from under the car"

ECU... " , that space we had left to mount the ECU in is now occupied by our new battery box! Oh, just shove it on top of the battery and add a few electrical gubbins and bits of wiring loom for good measure"

Handbrake adjust..."OK guys, it's gonna need adjusting pretty regularly so let's stick it under the car just above the exhaust"

Micky Mouse? Pluto could have come up with better solutions!!!

MC

PetrolTed

34,429 posts

304 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Have to agree that the fuse box mounting in my S is err... not mounted. Stuffing it in springs to mind...

scruff400

3,757 posts

262 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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parts bin...



Allegro ashtrays.. ..nice touch

plotloss

67,280 posts

271 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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The two inch+ long bolts that stick through the floor holding the seats in.

Guaranteed to catch every ornamental wall speed hump everywhere.

Matt.

pbrettle

3,280 posts

284 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Using parts bin products isn't Mickey Mouse - it's sound sense. It's why the cars don't cost twice as much. Some would argue that more parts bin usage would result in a better product...



Ted,

Know what you mean - but when the side indicators have the "Ford" logo on them it kinda looks mickey mouse. And thats just one of the more obvious one...

Cheers,

Paul

incorrigible

13,668 posts

262 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Having to take the rad out to sort the lights / screen wash

2" bolts holding the bonnet on when you can turn the rachet about 1 tooth at a time

Having to remove a speaker and have an arm that bends in 45 separate places to remove 1 piece of door trim

But more importantly

How bloody cool is it to drive

Marshy

2,748 posts

285 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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The two inch+ long bolts that stick through the floor holding the seats in.

Guaranteed to catch every ornamental wall speed hump everywhere.


So that's what they mean by "driving by the seat of your pants".

gazzab

21,113 posts

283 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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The heating and air con system on cerbs. The air con keeps only your balls cold whilst meanwhile hot air leaks from the windscreen demist vents thus making you sweat.

Alex200mph

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510 posts

266 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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The air con keeps only your balls cold
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Perhaps the guy who designed it wanted to keep his sperm count as high as possibe

ianwayne

6,313 posts

269 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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The way the mounting plate attachments for the push-button light switches are GLUED to the back of the lower dash veneer with contact adhesive!!
I know they try to keep the weight down but a couple of screws with covered heads wouldn't have been too bad would it?

SGirl

7,918 posts

262 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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The light that illuminates your legs when you switch on the sidelights. Looks like aliens are about to descend from under the dash!!

Or is this just my car that does this?? I haven't seen it do this before - but then again, I haven't had the lights on before either!

Terminator

2,421 posts

285 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Ted,

Know what you mean - but when the side indicators have the "Ford" logo on them it kinda looks mickey mouse. And thats just one of the more obvious one...

The side indicators on my TVR are the same as on US-spec E-types and the rear lights are the same as the Aston Martin DBSV8. Moral - buy an older TVR for a better quality parts-bin indentity.



JARCY

1,559 posts

276 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Jaguar XJ220 wing mirrors - Or rather Citreon CX (or was it BX?).

pbrettle

3,280 posts

284 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Jaguar XJ220 wing mirrors - Or rather Citreon CX (or was it BX?).



CX - and XM - but thats another story.

octane junkie

244 posts

269 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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How about the aluminium threaded rods for the bonnet catch on the cerb - thread stops exactly at the point where the greatest loads will be.....
.... or the control boxes stuffed in behind the dashboard resting on the steering column..... or the way that complete strangers stare at you in awe at your obvious engineering skills and courage (as in "wtf is that guy doing?"), as you dismantle the engine to get at the clutch cylinder whilst parked (aka "stuck") in an International Airport Multi-storey car park - embarrassingly close to the lifts, of course, 'cos you're a lazy b@st@rd.....

s_willy

9,699 posts

275 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Using parts bin products isn't Mickey Mouse - it's sound sense. It's why the cars don't cost twice as much. Some would argue that more parts bin usage would result in a better product...



Using leven tech/zertec type alloy switch gear originally would cost under a hundred squid and would remove one of the most visual and imho daft mickey mouse effects.

OOOIIIIEEEE vauxhall indicators on me beast!!!! NAOOOW I SAY

philshort

8,293 posts

278 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Bonnet catch on Chimaera has to be up there with the greats. The short length of poly tube is a true gem.