"Strippagrams", still a thing ?
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Some crap my wife is watching about weddings, a stag night going on where a lad is visited by a WPC who was rather under dressed, had totally forgotten about them, thought they had died out in about 1997 !
Anyone seen one recently, any good tales ?
Remember them back in the late eighties and nineties, my mate having "Nurse Lickit" sit on his face, wearing a nurses uniform, sans underwear in a busy pub, the nurse was rather large (understatement) and apparently had obviously had a very busy day.....
Best one I remember was we got one for a lad at my first job, it was his 21st and we ordered a Policewoman, who was quite an actress and turned up looking highly authentic, we had just had a burglary of 800 or so skateboards and a similar number of pairs of rollerboots, the wall was broken through and the resisdents of Wythenshawe distributed them amongst the local kids, I digress but the boss asked the lad in question to deal with the Police when they arrived and to give a statement.
Anyway, she arrives and he is totally fooled, shows her the patched up hole where they got in and where the freight had been, and she then proceeded to arrest his as she had information it was an inside job, he crapped himself and didnt know what to do, she then started undressing, I have never seen such confusion on a persons face, then she wished him a happy birthday stood in a thong and stuck his head between her tits, he came in a few minutes later with a big daft grin and what was obviously a splendid erection.
Anyone seen one recently, any good tales ?
Remember them back in the late eighties and nineties, my mate having "Nurse Lickit" sit on his face, wearing a nurses uniform, sans underwear in a busy pub, the nurse was rather large (understatement) and apparently had obviously had a very busy day.....
Best one I remember was we got one for a lad at my first job, it was his 21st and we ordered a Policewoman, who was quite an actress and turned up looking highly authentic, we had just had a burglary of 800 or so skateboards and a similar number of pairs of rollerboots, the wall was broken through and the resisdents of Wythenshawe distributed them amongst the local kids, I digress but the boss asked the lad in question to deal with the Police when they arrived and to give a statement.
Anyway, she arrives and he is totally fooled, shows her the patched up hole where they got in and where the freight had been, and she then proceeded to arrest his as she had information it was an inside job, he crapped himself and didnt know what to do, she then started undressing, I have never seen such confusion on a persons face, then she wished him a happy birthday stood in a thong and stuck his head between her tits, he came in a few minutes later with a big daft grin and what was obviously a splendid erection.
Edited by J4CKO on Tuesday 25th October 21:55
kowalski655 said:
At a birthday party,for one of mum's many cousins, his wife had organized a stripper, he was sat in a chair stripped to his pants,and she was stripping,when wife had to stop it as their kid was asking why daddy's willy was popping out of his boxers
But until that point she thought it was fine? InductionRoar said:
kowalski655 said:
At a birthday party,for one of mum's many cousins, his wife had organized a stripper, he was sat in a chair stripped to his pants,and she was stripping,when wife had to stop it as their kid was asking why daddy's willy was popping out of his boxers
But until that point she thought it was fine? J4CKO said:
Remember them back in the late eighties and nineties, my mate having "Nurse Lickit" sit on his face, wearing a nurses uniform, sans underwear in a busy pub, the nurse was rather large (understatement) and apparently had obviously had a very busy day.....
Similar in Aberdeen. Leaving do, two srippers, busy pub. Leaver on floor lying on back with icecube in mouth and underwearless stripper riding the ice cube. The staff, once they noticed, went absolutely mental fighting their way through the crowd to stop the show and protect the licence!!!jshell said:
Similar in Aberdeen. Leaving do, two srippers, busy pub. Leaver on floor lying on back with icecube in mouth and underwearless stripper riding the ice cube. The staff, once they noticed, went absolutely mental fighting their way through the crowd to stop the show and protect the licence!!!
Sounds like the Market Arms, I witnessed a couple of losers being dunted from there only a few months ago for having a cheeky shag at one of the tables.I got dragged on stage at a Gentlemans evening once, bk naked in front of about 50 or more blokes, a stocking tied round the back of my neck and my bks, she was actually going to let me do my thing but utter terror and 8 or more pints of Stella kind of ruined it a bit, went home absolutely reeking of Baby Oil, had old blokes winking and nodding at me in the street for ages afterwards.
It nearly happened again at a rugby club do but was with the missus by then so I politely declined, what can I say, I was a catch for prepaid prostitutes !
The black girl smoking a fag in her fanny is an image that will stay with me forever.
It nearly happened again at a rugby club do but was with the missus by then so I politely declined, what can I say, I was a catch for prepaid prostitutes !
The black girl smoking a fag in her fanny is an image that will stay with me forever.
Brigand said:
InductionRoar said:
kowalski655 said:
At a birthday party,for one of mum's many cousins, his wife had organized a stripper, he was sat in a chair stripped to his pants,and she was stripping,when wife had to stop it as their kid was asking why daddy's willy was popping out of his boxers
But until that point she thought it was fine? I (very occasionally) used to visit a pub in Salford & every so often a stripper would come in with a bloke - she'd strip off & the bloke would carry an empty pint pot around for you to stick a couple of quid in. They'd get to about £50 or so then they'd bugger off - presumably to another pub to do it all again.
Very strange!
Very strange!
At my 21st a long time ago my mates got me a stripper which became a thing that in our group we all ended up having a stripper on our 21st
They told my mum who said she must keep her knickers on
It was a micro thong and nice from memory
In city of London back in 80's and 90's there were always strippers getting them off for a group of blokes on most days
As well as the pubs were the ladies walked about with a pint glass before getting on the stage or the pool table and getting their kit off
They told my mum who said she must keep her knickers on
It was a micro thong and nice from memory
In city of London back in 80's and 90's there were always strippers getting them off for a group of blokes on most days
As well as the pubs were the ladies walked about with a pint glass before getting on the stage or the pool table and getting their kit off
northwest monkey said:
I (very occasionally) used to visit a pub in Salford & every so often a stripper would come in with a bloke - she'd strip off & the bloke would carry an empty pint pot around for you to stick a couple of quid in. They'd get to about £50 or so then they'd bugger off - presumably to another pub to do it all again.
Very strange!
If she was a Salford bird, presumably they were paying her to put her kit back on?Very strange!
FN2TypeR said:
jshell said:
Similar in Aberdeen. Leaving do, two srippers, busy pub. Leaver on floor lying on back with icecube in mouth and underwearless stripper riding the ice cube. The staff, once they noticed, went absolutely mental fighting their way through the crowd to stop the show and protect the licence!!!
Sounds like the Market Arms, I witnessed a couple of losers being dunted from there only a few months ago for having a cheeky shag at one of the tables.Ganglandboss said:
northwest monkey said:
I (very occasionally) used to visit a pub in Salford & every so often a stripper would come in with a bloke - she'd strip off & the bloke would carry an empty pint pot around for you to stick a couple of quid in. They'd get to about £50 or so then they'd bugger off - presumably to another pub to do it all again.
Very strange!
If she was a Salford bird, presumably they were paying her to put her kit back on?Very strange!
At work in the '90's we organised a policewoman stripper to surprise our manager one Friday lunchtime for his 50th. It was in a large canteen and the whole factory saw it. A few weeks later someone else got one in for a mate, again in the canteen. Then it seemed every Friday lunchtime we had to stop eating our lunch to watch a stripper. In the end the firm had to put a notice up saying 'No more strippers' on the noticeboard...
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