WIFE FOR SALE!
Discussion
Had my chim since august and we`ve formed a beautiful friendship.It`s amazing how quickly a car can get used to an inferior species,it seems to know what i`m gonna do 5 seconds before i do!
Marriage is on the rocks tho and i fear for the future of my baby(car not wife!).Anyone know if it`s possible to fit an ejector seat in a TVR? I`ve seen it on an Astin and it could be a solution to my problem!!!!!!
Picture the scene,140 on the M2, pop and there she blows. If only.
Sad Al.
Marriage is on the rocks tho and i fear for the future of my baby(car not wife!).Anyone know if it`s possible to fit an ejector seat in a TVR? I`ve seen it on an Astin and it could be a solution to my problem!!!!!!
Picture the scene,140 on the M2, pop and there she blows. If only.
Sad Al.
Sad Al
Do you have any more details, e.g what sort of state is her bodywork in ? Stonechips or does she need a full re-spray ? Is it all original or has there been accident damage ?
Is her chassis still in good condition, or have the shocks and springs gone ?
Is she slow to start in the morning, does she need a bit of warming up when damp ?
What sort of mileage do you get on a bottle of wine ?
Is it cash you want or will you take part ex ?
Do you have any more details, e.g what sort of state is her bodywork in ? Stonechips or does she need a full re-spray ? Is it all original or has there been accident damage ?
Is her chassis still in good condition, or have the shocks and springs gone ?
Is she slow to start in the morning, does she need a bit of warming up when damp ?
What sort of mileage do you get on a bottle of wine ?
Is it cash you want or will you take part ex ?
Sounds like a distress sale (damsel in distress sale) - better post some details, pic and asking price...
Edited to add: here's an example from Wife Trader:
'Mrs Lloyd-Jones, 1970, top of range wife, managing director's missus since new, immaculately maintained inside and out, face professionally rebuilt 6 months ago, slight drinking problem, looks £1,000, only £40. Gold-digging secretary forces sale'
>> Edited by simpo two on Thursday 20th November 15:47
Edited to add: here's an example from Wife Trader:
'Mrs Lloyd-Jones, 1970, top of range wife, managing director's missus since new, immaculately maintained inside and out, face professionally rebuilt 6 months ago, slight drinking problem, looks £1,000, only £40. Gold-digging secretary forces sale'
>> Edited by simpo two on Thursday 20th November 15:47
i have a solution
At last!!
>
>A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid
>schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.
>
>Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates who are just as virile as
>you.
>
>
>
>INSTRUCTIONS
>
>
>
>Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
>forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the Person who is at the
>top of your list.
>Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
>823,542 women through the post.
>
>Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds,
>2.5 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who
>enjoy multiple orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women.
>
>
>
>In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
>and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.
>
>
>
>And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of
>those that come back to you.
>
>
>DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
>
>
>
>One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
>friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
>sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
>accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international
>supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old Girlfriend
>moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the
>chain letter).
>
>While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
>has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
>exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
>
>
>
>YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
>
>
>
>This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
>No
>expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
>only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations,
>no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
>engagement.
>Do
>not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
>
>
>PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
>cleaner.
>
>PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
>can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
>under-take.
>
>
At last!!
>
>A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid
>schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.
>
>Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates who are just as virile as
>you.
>
>
>
>INSTRUCTIONS
>
>
>
>Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
>forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the Person who is at the
>top of your list.
>Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
>823,542 women through the post.
>
>Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds,
>2.5 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who
>enjoy multiple orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women.
>
>
>
>In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
>and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.
>
>
>
>And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of
>those that come back to you.
>
>
>DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
>
>
>
>One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
>friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
>sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
>accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international
>supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old Girlfriend
>moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the
>chain letter).
>
>While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
>has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
>exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
>
>
>
>YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
>
>
>
>This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
>No
>expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
>only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations,
>no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
>engagement.
>Do
>not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
>
>
>PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
>cleaner.
>
>PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
>can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
>under-take.
>
>
TVR seatbelts, centre-mounted door knob, left hand applied to passenger's shoulder. Who needs and ejector seat? 
I`d run her over but fibreglass aint strong enuf!
Nah, would`nt really want any harm to come to her(car).
Big `ol shame the car has to suffer in times like these but when it`s weighed up,whingeing wife vs burbling beauty,i`m getting more w and less b!
Bugga and bum!
Maybe we could hide out in the hills,she`s got a full coat an i could make a poncho out of her rain cap.We`d be like bonnie an clyde. Belly an chim!
Women!!!!!
Nah, would`nt really want any harm to come to her(car).
Big `ol shame the car has to suffer in times like these but when it`s weighed up,whingeing wife vs burbling beauty,i`m getting more w and less b!
Bugga and bum!
Maybe we could hide out in the hills,she`s got a full coat an i could make a poncho out of her rain cap.We`d be like bonnie an clyde. Belly an chim!
Women!!!!!
...firstly I'm gutted to here if that's the case....but if there's any way we can assist you know where we are.... N17 TVR said:
Wrinkly, would it also need to provide good grip in the wet ?
I think another requirement is a quiet exhaust, you don't want lots of popping and banging.
Good points, but mine is a bit of an old banger, so anything would be an improvement. Noise wouldn't be too much of a problem with a newer model, as I would keep it locked in the garage most of the time
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