"Classic Car Rescue" Channel 5 on Mon 24th Sep 20:00

"Classic Car Rescue" Channel 5 on Mon 24th Sep 20:00

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vixen1700

22,923 posts

270 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Watched five minutes of this and saw him talking about Cockney rhyming slang and had to turn it over, switched back at the end and saw that horrible thing they'd cobbled together, then saw the valuation. £22k. rofl

Good lord. hehe

mph

2,337 posts

282 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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vixen1700 said:
Watched five minutes of this and saw him talking about Cockney rhyming slang and had to turn it over, switched back at the end and saw that horrible thing they'd cobbled together, then saw the valuation. £22k. rofl

Good lord. hehe
I'm surprised the RSPCS (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cockney Stereotyping) hasn't taken them to task yet.

RS404

319 posts

202 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Why do this...?




When you could do this...?


jackpe

502 posts

164 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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I quite like the colour....

But yes, the rest is pretty unbelievable. I just don't get their approach to bodywork - angle grinder and loads of filler. Then Bernie feels it all up as if it was a woman's arse and goes on about what an amazing job the lads have done.

Apache

39,731 posts

284 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Not a beard or owt but, am I right in saying that whale tail looks completely out of place and should be on a wide body 911?

vixen1700

22,923 posts

270 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Apache said:
Not a beard or owt but, am I right in saying that whale tail looks completely out of place and should be on a wide body 911?
Well it shouldn't be on a late '70s car.

Also did they say it was a 3.2 litre, as if it's an 'R' registered car, it should be a 3.0 SC?

RESSE

5,704 posts

221 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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RS404 said:
Why do this...?




When you could do this...?

laugh

droopsnoot

11,943 posts

242 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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vixen1700 said:
Also did they say it was a 3.2 litre, as if it's an 'R' registered car, it should be a 3.0 SC?
It started out that way, but the engine was damaged when the previous owner bought the car and he was advised to get a replacement 3.2 with management system and drop it in, which also answers the "ECU? What ECU?" question that's running around. See here: http://www.myporsche911.co.uk/upb/viewtopic.php?id...

V12 Migaloo

813 posts

146 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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what I could not understand is why keep the old RS type rear bumber and fit the whale tail, surely it would've been better to have the car Retro'ed and fit a RS type front end and the small kick up spoiler at the back, then I reckon that guy would've valued it at about £25k...

housen

2,366 posts

192 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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V12 Migaloo said:
what I could not understand is why keep the old RS type rear bumber and fit the whale tail, surely it would've been better to have the car Retro'ed and fit a RS type front end and the small kick up spoiler at the back, then I reckon that guy would've valued it at about £25k...
do u think they know what a rs is ?!

that guy from rm auctions should be fired

for more than one reason

Galileo

3,145 posts

218 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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I laughed when they started celebrating like they'd sold it!
Getting it valued by some chump who obviously doesn't know what he's doing is one thing. ("Is that bumper original?") Getting someone to stump up that kind of money for it is a different matter. Dreadful TV.

radlet6

736 posts

174 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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mph said:
chrisr29 said:
Erm, to give folk on forums something to moan about perhaps?

Personally I find it hilarious....like an old episode of Minder with Arfur running around on one of his dodgy car deals.
Actually it's nothing like that, more like a motoring episode of fake Britain.

Contrived crap.
Absolutely, e.g: over filling of the carbs with oil on the e-type (funny how Bernie knew where to look straight off) and then backing it into a carefully positioned engine hoist and the spitting of dummy by paint guy (note damage confined to lower rear quarter - few hours work at the most.)

Plus, which rock ape taught them to take paint off with an angle grinder and them smooth it all off with filler?

Just seen the second one. £22k for a car with a non period whale tail, non Porsche colour, the wrong engine and a pattern part front bumper? Away and sh*t*!

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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To me, the ideal for a restoration would be to put it back to the standard it was in when it left the factory - in this case, to be fair, they couldn't. It already had a non-standard engine, and the cost of sourcing the correct motor would have made the whole project a loss-maker.

But they made matters worse with their creation of a "bitsa" - a sort of parody of various models of 911. They bought the wrong car in the first place, unfortunately. I've seen next week's effort, and TBH lots of restorers do this type of "conversion", and it's pretty well accepted in MG circles. It's the standard of the work I'm waiting to see.

McClure

2,173 posts

146 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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housen said:
do u think they know what a rs is ?!

that guy from rm auctions should be fired

for more than one reason
I'd wager that they wouldn't know their RS from their Evo.

4rephill

5,041 posts

178 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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The funniest thing is, you're all complaining about how scensoredt this show is - but you're all watching it week in and week out!

One way or another, they've got you all hooked on it!

this seems to cover it nicely!:

Car Crash TV :

Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!

wink

Riley Blue

20,961 posts

226 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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4rephill said:
The funniest thing is, you're all complaining about how scensoredt this show is - but you're all watching it week in and week out!

One way or another, they've got you all hooked on it!
Not all. I watched the first one, decided it was total rubbish and e-mailed Channel 5 with my opinion. I didn't watch the second programme and definitely won't be watching any more. Not watching it is the only language a TV company will understand, perhaps others should do it if they dislike the series so much.

AtticusFinch

27,028 posts

183 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Galileo said:

Getting it valued by some chump who obviously doesn't know what he's doing is one thing. ("Is that bumper original?")
When you appraise a car it is natural and good practise to ask questions even though you know the answer. Volunteered information can be very interesting.

Apache

39,731 posts

284 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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4rephill said:
The funniest thing is, you're all complaining about how scensoredt this show is - but you're all watching it week in and week out!

One way or another, they've got you all hooked on it!

this seems to cover it nicely!:

Car Crash TV :

Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!

wink
not me, that cockney tt makes me want to burn kittens

housen

2,366 posts

192 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Apache said:
4rephill said:
The funniest thing is, you're all complaining about how scensoredt this show is - but you're all watching it week in and week out!

One way or another, they've got you all hooked on it!

this seems to cover it nicely!:

Car Crash TV :

Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!

wink
not me, that cockney tt makes me want to burn kittens
Indeed he is a total peasant , hopefully he has a heart attack

Apache

39,731 posts

284 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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wouldn't wish that on him but I'd be happy for him to find another vocation......off screen preferably