Old fashioned immobiliser woes

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V8 FOU

2,977 posts

148 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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UGH! What a hideous looking thing.
You should treat your car to a decent coil anyway - it should improve starting/running.
Then fit a proper Cat 2 imob.

Should've stuck to the Europa.....

anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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The voltage was fine with the engine off (indeed, whilst the engine could not be started).

Insurers can be daft, sometimes. Things like a battery cutoff switch do not interest them, but if you have some bit of electronical tat, especially one that has been certified by some bunch of electronical tat certifiers, they give you a whole tenner off, or something.

New immobiliser? No way - they are the spawn of Beelzebub.

TheInternet

4,718 posts

164 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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Breadvan72 said:
I agree. Stupid and pointless things, and the insurance industry should stop encouraging their use.
FWIW my quote was cheaper if you didn't have an immobiliser. When mine failed and killed the ignition it was bypassed in about 5 minutes by a helpful AA chap who seemed very familiar with the process. It was the only time the car had failed to start.

na

7,898 posts

235 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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V8 FOU said:
UGH! What a hideous looking thing.
I was going to put something like that, especially the internal fit - but I'm far too polite smile

anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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All this Heath Robinson craziness mars an otherwise reasonably tidy engine bay (although no doubt some of you nerds will comment that the wires don't accord with correct Feng Shui principles).




anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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By the way, the small pipe describing a loop in the lower right of the picture is the incredibly high tech remote dipstick pipe. You are supposed to be able to check the engine oil level by pressing a button whilst sipping a Campari in the driver's seat. This is a rubbish device that never works.

V8 FOU

2,977 posts

148 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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My insurance co insisted on a Cat1 alarm for the Esprit. One company wanted an extra £150 premium + increase of £300 of excess because I have a Lotus Sports exhaust!

Nobody cares about a Tracker. They all ask if you have one, but don't offer a discount if there is one fitted.....

Proper, modern imobilisers are very good and relaible - especially the passive ones. Every modern car has one...
FWIW a hidden switch is probably a better idea, or, as I have on the Midget and soon on the Esprit a detachable steering wheel.

na

7,898 posts

235 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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get the polish out time for detailing smile

you've lost points though for that wild looking choke(?) cable and a few more for having chrome bits

mine looks like that just before the insurance photos

anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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The chrome is a bit Barry, isn't it? In mitigation, it was like that when I bought the heap. As for polishing an engine bay, geaddadahere.

Edited by anonymous-user on Sunday 27th January 10:37

V8 FOU

2,977 posts

148 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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I would have thought you would have polished alloy expansion and washer bottles to match the chrome...

Is the close up pic so as not to show the Barry body kit?
Hmmm closet Barrys on PH, again!

anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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Here is the full Barryfied horror. Check out ma bling, dudebrahs.










PS: that's not my house, so don't go on about the net curtains.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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Barry fail! Note absence of great big stupid spoiler:-



V8 FOU

2,977 posts

148 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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So no net curtains on the Lancia, then?

Not my house, blah,blah. A man who can afford a Lancia and obviously keep it garaged as it hasn't rusted away, must have a large manor somewhere.......

na

7,898 posts

235 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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I know I'm wrong more often that not but I've just had a thought (first this year) the coil top rubber glove/cover that could hold/cause moisture/damp/condensation/water, as your going to replace coil in the meantime remove it - who knows without that cover the alarm may be fine and you grow to love it and accept it as part of your purchase

I remember when I got my first Spridget I was going to fit a coil and a dissy cap glove as I remember the fun in damp weather with Minis but an old boy told me they'd cause more trouble than they'd solve (plus they were so tight I couldn't fit them) so back to the shop they went

anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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Alas, no large manor, but lots of sheds in sheds. Unless business picks up soon, I may have to put some curtains in the Lancia.

The point about the rubber cover (which conceals a puzzling number of connectors and wires) may be well made, although the car had been in a dry place before the problem started, and it wasn't rained on until it had already conked out.

interloper

2,747 posts

256 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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Breadvan72 said:
Barry fail! Note absence of great big stupid spoiler:-
And were is the enormous quad exit, exhaust system? You're letting the side down badly!

na

7,898 posts

235 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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the car looks very nice

apart from the 80s dash and what are those two things in the back

(give with one hand . . .)

nothing wrong with net curtains but they do need to be full length

ETA: re coil cover, there's been a lot of damp/condensation this winter, noticeably more than other years, I lifted my bonnet once to find it literally dripping off the underside and my car gets plenty of fresh air

Edited by na on Sunday 27th January 17:51

anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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Err, what things in the back? I can see the headrests of the front seats.

The dash design dates from 1979, and is better than that on the Series A Spyders. The interior is, however, definitely a sneak preview of that "everything in black plastic" 80s experience (still to be found on Audis and VWs everywhere).

The instrument panel is an over fussy design, with too many needles and knobs.



anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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Here is the horrid contraption minus its rubber hat. Also, another shot of the Barry bling. The cable for the semi automatic choke [EDIT: I talk bollix - it's the throttle, not the choke] can't seem to go anywhere else, neat fiends.







Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 29th January 15:00

na

7,898 posts

235 months

Monday 28th January 2013
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Breadvan72 said:
Err, what things in the back?
I think they're seats but I don't understand why they'd be there


Breadvan72 said:
The dash design dates from 1979,
you legal types with your word twisting


Breadvan72 said:
Here is the horrid contraption minus its rubber hat. Also, another shot of the Barry bling. The cable for the semi automatic choke can't seem to go anywhere else, neat fiends.

some nasty tight degree bends on the wires off the plugs there


Breadvan72 said:
it's knit one pearl one with that choke cable, if it's supposed to be that long I'd have thought it'd been clipped to give a long gentle curve, I'd not be keen on the choke cable rubbing against those nice yellow HT leads and in two places

. . . things like that can cause immobilizer problems biggrin