The PH Classics Trackday 2014

[benjj]

A few points:

1) Great mixed list of cars, will be superb seeing the Camaro hooning around between a Keeble and a 993.

2) Yes, will be up for drinking some weird provincial city out of grog the night before.

3) Your slap dash attitude towards name capitalisation makes me want to vomit.

[benjj]

Vectra

[benjj]

The Crack Fox said:

I was thinking about allowing/inviting spectators and others to come along with qualifying cars (but not take them on track) to add to the atmosphere, a bit of a modern classics mini-meet. Any thoughts on this, folks?

Girls: yes



Groups of spod car spotters: no

[benjj]

Sorted that for you (you oaf)

01) Alfa GT Junior
02) Alfa Romeo GT
03) Audi S2 Quattro
04) BMW E36 328
05) BMW E12 M535i
06) BMW 3.0 CSL
07) BMW 850CSI
08) BMW E30 325i
09) BMW E30 Alpina
10) Chevrolet Camaro
11) Cougar TBC
12) Ford Capri Cosworth
13) Gordon Keeble
14) Honda Integra
15) Honda Integra
16) Jaguar XJS-C
17) Lotus Elise S1
18) Mazda MX-5 Mk 1
19) Mazda MX-5 Mk 1
20) Mazda MX-5 Mk 1
21) MGB
22) Mini 1275GT
23) Pilgrim Bulldog
24) Porsche 996 Cabriolet
25) Porsche 968 Sport
26) Porsche 924S
27) Porsche 944 Turbo S
28) Porsche 924S
29) Porsche 930
30) Porsche 993 Cabriolet
31) Rover SD1
32) Something Brutish and British
33) Subaru Impreza
34) Toyota MR2 Mk 1
35) Toyota MR2 Mk 1
36) Toyota Supra
37) Triumph TR6
38) TVR 350i
39) TVR Chimaera
40) Westfield
41) VW Corrado VR6

[benjj]

Ahem.

http://www.greycar.com/?page_id=100013

[benjj]

Serious answer: probably not.

Just bring along the thinnest pair of gloves you have, no point buying any. Frankly I'd be surprised if anyone does more than about 2hrs of actual flat out driving on the day. Especially those in the older cars.

[benjj]

Hey playboys, get a room jah.

[benjj]

Any update on whether there is a night on the lash beforehand?

If so I could really do with knowing asap so I can get it booked in.

[benjj]

Just the word 'Lincoln' makes me feel a bit sick. Never been there but just a gut feeling.

How about a swank country estate hotel we can all turn up at, get bladdered and then do skids in the grounds with an angry foreign concierge chasing us around shouting, "Alors. Zut alors. Arrete...." etc.

[benjj]

I'm currently window shopping for a Porsche 924 Carrera GT so I'll probably turn up in one of those little fkers.

[benjj]

I just looked at Blyton Park's website to find the address to look for swank country hotels and couldn't help but notice Ken Barlow in a nomex race suit. Great to see him back behind the wheel after the non-paedo-rape stuff.

http://www.blytonpark.co.uk/

[benjj]

I'm booked in. I expect it will be some kind of Fawlty Towers does golf. I'll drink through it. Will arrive mid afternoon and be larging it in the bar from then on. I look like this.

[benjj]

I'm sure there will be a few drop outs, speak to Crack Munching Fox and I'm sure he'll be able to slot you in or something or whatever.

Bought a 911?

[benjj]

Huntsman said:

benjj said:

I'm booked in. I expect it will be some kind of Fawlty Towers does golf. I'll drink through it. Will arrive mid afternoon and be larging it in the bar from then on. I look like this.

Remarkably, I also look like Hagrid.

Or perhaps I should say, Hagrid looks like me.

I've been told quite reliably that I look like a genetically modified melange of





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However I reckon I look just like

[benjj]

olly22n said:

and

Link us up you spazz.

[benjj]

I haven't had an email you .

[benjj]

Hypothetically that person would be buying the brandy & babychams all night in the hotel.

[benjj]

Huntsman said:

XJS?

Only if the boot contains a sawn-off, a bag of swag and a severed human hand.

[benjj]

Distinct lack of Vectras on the list...

[benjj]

We need more beemers to absolutely dominate all these uppity Porsche punks.