The 55mph Club...

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DaveWesty

75 posts

207 months

Saturday 3rd May 2014
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72twink
Alfachick [2
angry jock [6
Bebee [4
Benjj [4
Benspickup [2
bishbosh66
bob1179
Breadvan72 [2
CAPPO
Church of Noise [2
citizensm1th
dartissimus [2
Dave Newcastle [2
DaveWesty [2
Dbest92 [1
Deltashad
Dr Mike Oxgreen
djsmith74 [1
fourfoldroot [2
GadgeS3C [2
Grumpy52 [2
Healeyfan [2
Hooli [6
Hrimfaxi
Humble Jim
Huntsman [1
IroningMan
Jimmyjam
johnfm
Keep it Stiff [3
lockheart flawse [3
LordBretSinclair [4
Lotus 50 [2
Lowdrag [4
MarshPhantom
mgtony [2
niagra
Nigel Worc's [2
nta16
OscarIndia [2
Pacoryan
Pit Pony
PoshTwit [2
Prolex-UK [3
Red Firecracker [4
Riley Blue [4
rolymo
Roverload
Roy C [2
Sideways Tim [3
SprintSpeciale [4
Stiggolas [2
stu67 [1
sunbeam alpine [6
task
TurboBlue [3
Tyre Tread [2
v8250 [6
VetteG
vixen1700 [2
whirlybird [2
williredale
woodytype S
Zelda Pinwheel [4

IroningMan

10,154 posts

246 months

Sunday 4th May 2014
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72twink
Alfachick [2
angry jock [6
Bebee [4
Benjj [4
Benspickup [2
bishbosh66
bob1179
Breadvan72 [2
CAPPO
Church of Noise [2
citizensm1th
dartissimus [2
Dave Newcastle [2
DaveWesty [2
Dbest92 [1
Deltashad
Dr Mike Oxgreen
djsmith74 [1
fourfoldroot [2
GadgeS3C [2
Grumpy52 [2
Healeyfan [2
Hooli [6
Hrimfaxi
Humble Jim
Huntsman [1
IroningMan [2
Jimmyjam
johnfm
Keep it Stiff [3
lockheart flawse [3
LordBretSinclair [4
Lotus 50 [2
Lowdrag [4
MarshPhantom
mgtony [2
niagra
Nigel Worc's [2
nta16
OscarIndia [2
Pacoryan
Pit Pony
PoshTwit [2
Prolex-UK [3
Red Firecracker [4
Riley Blue [4
rolymo
Roverload
Roy C [2
Sideways Tim [3
SprintSpeciale [4
Stiggolas [2
stu67 [1
sunbeam alpine [6
task
TurboBlue [3
Tyre Tread [2
v8250 [6
VetteG
vixen1700 [2
whirlybird [2
williredale
woodytype S
Zelda Pinwheel [4

lowdrag

12,893 posts

213 months

Sunday 4th May 2014
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Ironingman would appear admirable as a non member. 55mph is not possible.

benjj

6,787 posts

163 months

Sunday 4th May 2014
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Andrew, drop me a line with your email (again smile) and I'll put you in touch with my guys.

a8hex

5,830 posts

223 months

Monday 5th May 2014
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I wish to make a complaint.
While I realise that it is acceptable for MGB drivers to drive at 55MPH if they so desire, on the way home yesterday evening there was a 3.8 Mk2 Jaguar driving at 55MPH in lane 2 of the A40 just before Uxbridge. This really isn't acceptable.

Poison Tom 96

2,098 posts

131 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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I'd love to join, no stickers as my car is in 1000 pieces.....

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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That makes you Honorary Governor of the Club. The duties of this post are not onerous. You simply have to visit personally every member and wish him, her or it a Merry Christmas once every Easter.

task

418 posts

171 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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72twink
Alfachick [2
angry jock [6
Bebee [4
Benjj [4
Benspickup [2
bishbosh66
bob1179
Breadvan72 [2
CAPPO
Church of Noise [2
citizensm1th
dartissimus [2
Dave Newcastle [2
DaveWesty [2
Dbest92 [1
Deltashad
Dr Mike Oxgreen
djsmith74 [1
fourfoldroot [2
GadgeS3C [2
Grumpy52 [2
Healeyfan [2
Hooli [6
Hrimfaxi
Humble Jim
Huntsman [1
IroningMan [2
Jimmyjam
johnfm
Keep it Stiff [3
lockheart flawse [3
LordBretSinclair [4
Lotus 50 [2
Lowdrag [4
MarshPhantom
mgtony [2
niagra
Nigel Worc's [2
nta16
OscarIndia [2
Pacoryan
Pit Pony
PoshTwit [2
Prolex-UK [3
Red Firecracker [4
Riley Blue [4
rolymo
Roverload
Roy C [2
Sideways Tim [3
SprintSpeciale [4
Stiggolas [2
stu67 [1
sunbeam alpine [6
task [1
TurboBlue [3
Tyre Tread [2
v8250 [6
VetteG
vixen1700 [2
whirlybird [2
williredale
woodytype S
Zelda Pinwheel [4


Just the 1 sticker for me smile

sunbeam alpine

6,945 posts

188 months

Thursday 8th May 2014
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Fellow members, our esteemed chairman seems to have committed a faux pas:

On another thread:

Breadvan72 said:
I can haz Fairey Bachman Turner Overdive and go FAST* on motorways!

I am an old and noisy wreck that comes from Solihull, so this photo taken at Lode Lane early this morning must be a selfie:-







* 65 actual MPH, I **** you not. Scayreeeeeeeee!

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 8th May 2014
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anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 8th May 2014
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sunbeam alpine said:
Fellow members, our esteemed chairman seems to have committed a faux pas:

On another thread:

Breadvan72 said:
I can haz Fairey Bachman Turner Overdive and go FAST* on motorways!

I am an old and noisy wreck that comes from Solihull, so this photo taken at Lode Lane early this morning must be a selfie:-







* 65 actual MPH, I **** you not. Scayreeeeeeeee!
Soooooo busted. I am a man of Honour. I know what to do.


[exits carrying a revolver and a single bullet]

dartissimus

938 posts

174 months

Thursday 8th May 2014
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A man of honour when given a pistol,

shoots the colonel and exits through the window



Edited by dartissimus on Thursday 8th May 11:19

LordBretSinclair

4,288 posts

177 months

Thursday 8th May 2014
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I think falling on your sword would be more appropriate hehe

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 8th May 2014
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dartissimus said:
A man of honour when given a pistol,

shoots the colonel and exits through the window

[/footnote]
I am back to report that I shot the Colonel and then exited* his widow. Am I doing this right?



* some earlier editions of the Internet say excited, but that would be bragging.

lowdrag

12,893 posts

213 months

Thursday 8th May 2014
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No sir. It is well known that while you are not good in bath you are very good in bed, and that you have a French widow in every room. But to the revolver; it is rumoured that you played Russian roulette and the gun went off - but you missed. That is in keeping with the spirit of the club.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 8th May 2014
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Strictly speaking, I didn't miss, but the bullet only went into my head, so no harm done. Normal Club business can therefore resume. I hereby declare next month's meeting closed. The Hon Sec is admonished to pay more attention in future as there was going to be a typo in the minutes for the July meeting, which minutes I hereby approve. There being no further business, the Club was declared numb and avoid. Same time next Tuesday. Bring your own crisps.

robinessex

11,062 posts

181 months

Thursday 8th May 2014
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I notice I'm still not a member. Well that's ok, because I don't want to join now. I've just been stopped for driving at 55mph by the local fuzz as they thought, because I was driving so slow, I maybe have been intoxicated. From now on I will endeveour to put a 1 in front of the 55. Cheers, I'll have another.....

Poison Tom 96

2,098 posts

131 months

Saturday 10th May 2014
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Alfachick [2
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Benspickup [2
bishbosh66
bob1179
Breadvan72 [2
CAPPO
Church of Noise [2
citizensm1th
dartissimus [2
Dave Newcastle [2
DaveWesty [2
Dbest92 [1
Deltashad
Dr Mike Oxgreen
djsmith74 [1
fourfoldroot [2
GadgeS3C [2
Grumpy52 [2
Healeyfan [2
Hooli [6
Hrimfaxi
Humble Jim
Huntsman [1
IroningMan [2
Jimmyjam
johnfm
Keep it Stiff [3
lockheart flawse [3
LordBretSinclair [4
Lotus 50 [2
Lowdrag [4
MarshPhantom
mgtony [2
niagra
Nigel Worc's [2
nta16
OscarIndia [2
Pacoryan
Pit Pony
Poison Tom 96
PoshTwit [2
Prolex-UK [3
Red Firecracker [4
Riley Blue [4
rolymo
Roverload
Roy C [2
Sideways Tim [3
SprintSpeciale [4
Stiggolas [2
stu67 [1
sunbeam alpine [6
task [1
TurboBlue [3
Tyre Tread [2
v8250 [6
VetteG
vixen1700 [2
whirlybird [2
williredale
woodytype S
Zelda Pinwheel [4

Balmoral

40,912 posts

248 months

Saturday 10th May 2014
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This has a certain appeal, but I regularly do 70mph in my 2CV, so I guess it's not for me.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 10th May 2014
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No, that makes you a Life Member for free.