911 nightmare!

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jith

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2,752 posts

216 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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As this business grows I am going to post up interesting projects, particularly if they are problems associated with a particular model or engine.

This however, was a new one on me and was yet another example of how an MOT can be a real hit or miss affair, especially on a classic.

One of my customers came into the workshop late morning last Saturday to say his 911 had "broken down" in the middle of the MOT test, and the garage reported huge clouds of smoke and engine failure. It is a very tidy Carrera 4 3.6, and his pride and joy. He was utterly dismayed. I told him not to let anyone touch it and get the RAC to bring it in. It duly arrived on the Monday morning and I put the rear up on axle stands.

The underside was wet with oil everywhere and the engine was hydraulically locked; would only turn a few degrees in either direction. This model has twin plug heads: six of the plugs being accessible from the engine bay, the other six from underneath. The only two you can remove without removing anything else are the two right hand rears. They came out soaked in engine oil and when I stood back there was a pool forming on the floor running out of the plug apertures!! On removing the others this was the result :-



Every cylinder filled with engine oil. But it doesn't end there because you have to find out how the hell the oil got there. This is what I found in the inlet manifold and plenum chambers:-









Then there was the exhaust. This is the main silencer stood on its end to drain :-



I then had to strip, degrease and clean virtually every part of the intake and exhaust systems, renew the plugs and filters and change the oil.

This is what happened.

For those of you not familiar with the 911, it is an air coooled engine that is dry sumped and has a catch tank in the offside rear wing. To properly check the engine oil level you have to have the car fully warmed up until the oil thermostat opens allowing the system to fully circulate and then dip the tank with the engine idling. If you check it with the engine switched off and cool, you will get no reading on the stick. You may be starting to get the picture.

Before carrying out an emissions check the tester is obliged to check the oil level. Guess who thought the engine was empty?

The close circuit breathing system on this engine has two large breather hoses going into the top of the tank. They overfilled it so much that the vacuum created in the hoses cause the engine to suck oil from the tank and pump it straight into the intake system and into the cylinders. The engine smoked like hell and then eventually hydraulically locked.

After the clean up operation I got it fired up and took it for a jaunt, still smoking quite badly for the first few miles, but finally clearing. A couple of cans of injector cleaner and some oil additive and she was purring like a kitten.

Incredibly, no engine damage, but my god what a time consuming job.

One relieved customer and a nice engine bay once again.



The MOT station are of course fully liable for any damage carried out during the test, so we will stand by and watch the sparks fly when he visits them with our techinical report. By the way they actually passed it with the engine seized and no emission test results!!

The moral of this story is always stand over them when they do your MOT!!


Soovy

35,829 posts

272 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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yikes



Danny S

7,543 posts

169 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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Oh my, is it a reputable garage?

I presume instructions on how to check the oil level are clearly shown somewhere? Or did the owner presume the tester knew ?
yikes


jith

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2,752 posts

216 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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Danny S said:
Oh my, is it a reputable garage?

I presume instructions on how to check the oil level are clearly shown somewhere? Or did the owner presume the tester knew ?
yikes
I'm not familiar with the garage Danny, but I wouldn't reveal who they are anyway on an open forum, it's not my style.

If your knowledge of motor vehicles is so sparse that you don't know how to check the oil level on a particular vehicle, you either find out, or you simply don't touch them.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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Thick as pigst and twice as nasty....

And I don't mean the oil...hehe

scotal

8,751 posts

280 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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jith said:
If your knowledge of motor vehicles is so sparse that you don't know how to check the oil level on a particular vehicle, you either find out, or you simply don't touch them.
Surely they'd phone the owner..... "'ere mate there's no oil in your motor." (Or however you say that in Glaswegian) would have got a response.

militantmandy

3,829 posts

187 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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scotal said:
jith said:
If your knowledge of motor vehicles is so sparse that you don't know how to check the oil level on a particular vehicle, you either find out, or you simply don't touch them.
Surely they'd phone the owner..... "'ere mate there's no oil in your motor." (Or however you say that in Glaswegian) would have got a response.
"arite pal, ken there's nae oil in yer motor"

scottishninja2

96 posts

172 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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militantmandy said:
scotal said:
jith said:
If your knowledge of motor vehicles is so sparse that you don't know how to check the oil level on a particular vehicle, you either find out, or you simply don't touch them.
Surely they'd phone the owner..... "'ere mate there's no oil in your motor." (Or however you say that in Glaswegian) would have got a response.
"arite pal, ken there's nae oil in yer motor"
No self respecting glaswegian would use the word "ken"

Stephen.

agric

367 posts

185 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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Same thing,
My 'local' had mine in for an oli change only.
I only gve it them as they had (not only) actual photo's on the reception wall of owners son racing, but co-owner had a 964 he used dailyn,
I 'thought' they were a safe bet, but none the less the oil can came out over and over, and I was greeted by a traction engine ticking over on the forecourt.


Live and learn eh!

cat220

2,762 posts

216 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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militantmandy said:
scotal said:
jith said:
If your knowledge of motor vehicles is so sparse that you don't know how to check the oil level on a particular vehicle, you either find out, or you simply don't touch them.
Surely they'd phone the owner..... "'ere mate there's no oil in your motor." (Or however you say that in Glaswegian) would have got a response.
"arite pal, ken there's nae oil in yer motor"
"ken" in Glasgow? lol

Jayho

2,017 posts

171 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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Thought "Ken" was a thing of more aberdonian or at least further north than glasgow!!!

I would cry if someone did that to my P&J!!! especially a classic Porsche! I feel for the owner!

Edited by Jayho on Tuesday 1st June 14:08

911 Turbo LE

266 posts

204 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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The moral of this story is always stand over them when they do your MOT!!


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I had two bad experiences, I once left my car at the MOT station thinking it would be safe as the garage was owned by a friend, I was given a lift home then went out in my other car a Subaru Impreza Turbo wrx. I was driving down a duel carriageway only to be passed by my 930 Turbo travelling at over 100 mph i gave chase and the driver (the garage owners 23 year old son with another lad)thought i was racing only to put his foot down and go even faster, i returned to the MOT station to wait for his return, His father said "you know how much he likes Porsches i thought it would be OK" He just gave me a free MOT,and apologised, i never used the garage again.

The other time i left my car at a porsche specialist in Halesowen for a service, When i collected the car it ran out of fuel 200 yards from the garage, the mechanic had used half a tank of fuel, i found out that they had used my car to give lifts home to customers dropping off there cars over the three days they had the car.

Never leave you car at a MOT station, always be sure you can trust anyone who works on your car. 911's the temptation!

slomax

6,661 posts

193 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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Oh my days, this is certainly a bad ordeal. There aren't many places that MOT 3 wheelers so i always use the same one. Because it's a kit car, every time i go there i explain where all of the different switches are and what liquids go where and when as it isn't exactly a normal setup.

MrLou

879 posts

222 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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scotal said:
jith said:
If your knowledge of motor vehicles is so sparse that you don't know how to check the oil level on a particular vehicle, you either find out, or you simply don't touch them.
Surely they'd phone the owner..... "'ere mate there's no oil in your motor." (Or however you say that in Glaswegian) would have got a response.
I have Glaswegian friends, in the above circumstances all the following words would be used, probably several times:

'Fannybaws', 'Youse', 'Nae', 'fken' and, of course, 'Oil'

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

218 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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One of the many reasons why you should never ever let anybody else touch your car unless you know that they have experience with that model, most MOT stations will if asked nicely allow you to move the car into their workshop and watch . . . . . . . . . . . .

Given the complexity of 964 C4's and the scarcity of Bosch hammers and other compatible diagnostics kit, I'm surprised more mistakes of this type don’t happen.

bigblock

772 posts

199 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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Hi Jith, thanks for an interesting and informative post I look forward to reading more of them. Good luck with the new business.

chickensoup

469 posts

256 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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Did not know the MOT station was supposed to check / add oil, know they are meant to check oil temperature, but I would check that they are meant to add oil (which one - mobil one or halfords multigrade? never known a garage ask "what oil")

If they were not authorised to add oil, then they will find it harder to wriggle

skeggysteve

5,724 posts

218 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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jith said:
actually passed it with the engine seized and no emission test results!!
To be fair some older cars don't have to pass any emission tests but I'm not sure about a non working engine!

BTW jith YHM!


SB - Nigel

7,898 posts

235 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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jith said:
By the way they actually passed it with the engine seized and no emission test results!!
Far too much faith is put into buying cars with long MOTs, even at best they only say the car was passable on that particular day at that particular time

Because of this blind faith in MOTs I've previously offered serious buyers to forget the existing MOT on my car and offer to take it to a garage of their choice to get a fresh 12 month MOT, any faults I'll put them right before final sale - I've never had anyone take me up on this because hopefully they see I'm honest and very confident in my car - or they don't want to lose the outstanding balance of the current MOT scratchchin

Edited by SB - Nigel on Tuesday 1st June 22:21

MGB Boy

1,749 posts

175 months

Tuesday 1st June 2010
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SB - Nigel said:
jith said:
By the way they actually passed it with the engine seized and no emission test results!!
Far too much faith is put into buying cars with long MOTs, even at best they only say the car was passable on that particular day at that particular time

Because of this blind faith in MOTs I've previously offered serious buyers to forget the existing MOT on my car and offer to take it to a garage of their choice to get a fresh 12 month MOT, any faults I'll put them right before final sale - I've never had anyone take me up on this because hopefully they see I'm honest and very confident in my car - or they don't want to lose the outstanding balance of the current MOT scratchchin

Edited by SB - Nigel on Tuesday 1st June 22:21
If you check your MOT certificate you can't take it to for an MOT until around a month until the current MOT expires.