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Fatboy

7,984 posts

273 months

Saturday 29th May 2004
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FourWheelDrift said:

anonymous said:
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The more you try to deny it......................



PS. Note for future postings - Some things are best not shared on public forums with a bunch of loonies who are liable to find various innuendo/rudeness or just reply with plain daftness to what you have asked

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

vixpy1

42,625 posts

265 months

Saturday 29th May 2004
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The question is would all these comments appear if she was a 40 year housewife with a big arse instead of a sublimely beutiful 18 year old. (the one and only PH compliment i will ever make!)

I think not, its just were all too shallow!

wedg1e

26,805 posts

266 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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vixpy1 said:
The question is would all these comments appear if she was a 40 year housewife with a big arse instead of a sublimely beutiful 18 year old. (the one and only PH compliment i will ever make!)

I think not, its just were all too shallow!



She's not 'sublimely beautiful' at all. It's just that we're a bunch of (typically) middle-aged men; anything younger than that which we normally shag is fair game. Plus she's as daft as a brush...

Incidentally me Julie is 42 and I wouldn't climb over her to get to Kylie (Minogue that is, not our very own Kylie who posts on here )

Ian

Edit to remove Julie's photo: she's a bit shy, you know Sorry babe...x x x x


>> Edited by wedg1e on Monday 31st May 01:16

wedg1e

26,805 posts

266 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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nahtanoj said:
I don't know what you're all getting so excited about



You really shouldn't go slipring pictures like this in, you know. Not sure why, it just doesn't field right.
You could call it 'Shaft'... though I don't see what bearing that has on this topic... maybe you're just winding everyone up. Lois should stator position on this: will she use her magnetic personality? Films like this appeal to only a small segment of the public, who tend to be polarised in their (o)pinions.

Shall I go on? Nah. better not...

Ian

Fatboy

7,984 posts

273 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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vixpy1 said:
The question is would all these comments appear if she was a 40 year housewife with a big arse instead of a sublimely beutiful 18 year old. (the one and only PH compliment i will ever make!)

I think not, its just were all too shallow!

That's as maybe, but do we really give a ?

Seriously, I think anyone would get the same sort of comments, male or female, posting up such a blatant opportunity for innuendo

CarZee

13,382 posts

268 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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wedg1e said:
You really shouldn't go slipring pictures like this in, you know. Not sure why, it just doesn't field right.
You could call it 'Shaft'... though I don't see what bearing that has on this topic... maybe you're just winding everyone up. Lois should stator position on this: will she use her magnetic personality? Films like this appeal to only a small segment of the public, who tend to be polarised in their (o)pinions.
Ian, you're an astute social commutator.

Lois

Original Poster:

14,706 posts

253 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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I actually posted it up here because with there being so many "nice" cars around that are often used in such films I thought there may have been a few people with such experience.

CarZee

13,382 posts

268 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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Yeah - Matt once played a millionaire playboy on a Webcam production called "My Kingdom for a Yacht and a Noble"

The old ones are the best

ultimasimon

9,641 posts

259 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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CarZee said:
Yeah - Matt once played a millionaire playboy on a Webcam production called "My Kingdom for a Yacht and a Noble"

The old ones are the best


Or in 'A Mid-summer night's hoon'

or phrases like 'Allas poor Bridgestone, I knew him well'

Come to think of it, didn't Ben Dover star in the original Red Emotion

wedg1e

26,805 posts

266 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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anonymous said:
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mungo said:






Uh-huh.

wedg1e

26,805 posts

266 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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CarZee said:

wedg1e said:
You really shouldn't go slipring pictures like this in, you know. Not sure why, it just doesn't field right.
You could call it 'Shaft'... though I don't see what bearing that has on this topic... maybe you're just winding everyone up. Lois should stator position on this: will she use her magnetic personality? Films like this appeal to only a small segment of the public, who tend to be polarised in their (o)pinions.

Ian, you're an astute social commutator.


wedg1e

26,805 posts

266 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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mungo said:
Research claims that people who use "small penis" as an insult usually do so because they themselves are lacking in this department and therefore consider it a great insult


You wouldn't like it on your nose, as a wart...

Ian

wedg1e

26,805 posts

266 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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mungo said:
Christ what a whopper!


I rest my case.

wedg1e

26,805 posts

266 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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wedg1e said:

mungo said:
Christ what a whopper!



I rest my case.


Good job you have a sense of humour...

wedg1e

26,805 posts

266 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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I'd post a piccie up, but my webcam doesn't have a wide-angle lens...

(come on, I've left that WIDE open for you... )

Lois

Original Poster:

14,706 posts

253 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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errrr...films anyone?

Lois

Original Poster:

14,706 posts

253 months

Sunday 30th May 2004
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Sorry...guess I'm just mroe innocent minded than most men!

D-Angle

4,468 posts

243 months

Monday 31st May 2004
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I was senior box-shifter for a short film-maker a couple of years back(you'll see me mentioned in the end credits - oh the pressure of fame). Be prepared for a fair bit of standing around not doing much, also aeholes are attracted to cameras like flies to honey.

It's great fun, just remember making a film doesn't feel anything like the film does when you watch it. Make sure they have your address to send you a copy of the film afterwards too

There we go, back to films! Just make sure the script doesn't involve a plumber with a massive tool...oh bugger, there we go again!

vixpy1

42,625 posts

265 months

Monday 31st May 2004
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SB666 said:


and he whips out the most enormous hard, long thing she had ever seen.... Lois Fainted




toppstuff

13,698 posts

248 months

Monday 31st May 2004
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Lois,

it sounds like an interesting project. An examination of the nature of love, from the sublime bliss of intellectual and physical union to the torture inherent with these feelings, and the inevitable challanges love presents to the core of our being. This, juxtaposed with the urban background of contemporary Britain, may offer a useful and valuable contribution to the dramatic love story genre.

I refer you of course to the work of producers such as Lars von Trier or Krzysztof Kieslowski and the Three Clours trilogy. All of them remarkable studies and examples of this genre.

Personally however, I think it might involve nudity

It is ART , you know.....

Ooo er missus..