The Wing'd Horse of ChavTat
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alfaman said:
Ahem :cough: ........Has Vixpy1 been buying up other Chavtat too ??! - a closer look at the photo reveals some shiny MarilynMonroe-esque thing to the left of the horse - what exactly is it - can we be enlightened please ??
I think it's one of those ironing board covers: when the thing gets hot, the swimsuit disappears...
HOW the f**K do I know THAT...? Dibble said:
And here's the link to the Viz Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutankhamen - a timepiece worthy of the Gods
Just click on the "Tatalogue"...
>> Edited by Dibble on Thursday 2nd December 18:48
I didn't, I clicked on Top Tips... and got this gem....
TEACHERS Avoid fancying 15-year-old girls in your charge by picturing them engaged in much younger activities, such as sucking large lollipops or frolicking naked in a paddling pool.
Bellester Smith
Off to Ebay to buy a new keyboard...
I hit 'Letterbocks' and found this one...
Last week I attended an AA meeting, and to my horror, each person present stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I'm not having these boastful drunkards repairing my car. I can only hope the RAC have more responsible employees.
Hugie Dixon, West Drayton
This just in!
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover". What nonsense. The last edition of High School Anal that I bought featured a young lady stuffing a big one up her bomb-bay on the front page, and this turned out to be an excellent indication of the contents.
Mark Roberts
Gary
>> Edited by gary_tholl on Thursday 2nd December 22:37
Last week I attended an AA meeting, and to my horror, each person present stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I'm not having these boastful drunkards repairing my car. I can only hope the RAC have more responsible employees.
Hugie Dixon, West Drayton
This just in!
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover". What nonsense. The last edition of High School Anal that I bought featured a young lady stuffing a big one up her bomb-bay on the front page, and this turned out to be an excellent indication of the contents.
Mark Roberts
Gary
>> Edited by gary_tholl on Thursday 2nd December 22:37
gary_tholl said:
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover". What nonsense. The last edition of High School Anal that I bought featured a young lady stuffing a big one up her bomb-bay on the front page, and this turned out to be an excellent indication of the contents.
Mark Roberts
Wine/Keyboard. Bill to follow.
I'm choking with laughter.
Didn't read the "development" of the first thread after the first few posts...
Thank you, Dibble.
And to you, Vixpy, for buying the worst piece of tat I've seen in a long time.
(Aside from any taste concerns, is buying a winged horse a good idea for a squaddie's ex-wife? Quiet enquiries as to whether she didn't used to live in Aldershot may have been in order, otherwise she may have thought you were taking the pi$$...)
Didn't read the "development" of the first thread after the first few posts...
Thank you, Dibble.
And to you, Vixpy, for buying the worst piece of tat I've seen in a long time.
(Aside from any taste concerns, is buying a winged horse a good idea for a squaddie's ex-wife? Quiet enquiries as to whether she didn't used to live in Aldershot may have been in order, otherwise she may have thought you were taking the pi$$...)
Thank you Mrs F.
You wouldn't beleieve the drop in temperature chez Dibble yeterday night when Mrs D returned from work to find the place in exactly the same state as when she'd left...
I need to (a) spend a bit less time on PH, or (b) buy her some sort of "sorry I didn't do any domestic chores" type of gift...
You wouldn't beleieve the drop in temperature chez Dibble yeterday night when Mrs D returned from work to find the place in exactly the same state as when she'd left...
I need to (a) spend a bit less time on PH, or (b) buy her some sort of "sorry I didn't do any domestic chores" type of gift...
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