Farting in Bed
Discussion
I get thumped if I wake her ladyship... although invariably it's me giggling afterwards that wakes her 
Nothing like squeezing one out, then going for the "dutch oven"... although there are risks assosciated with this move!
... and despite what they say, women do drop them. Although it's not a fart... more of a "queeeeeeeeeef"
Nothing like squeezing one out, then going for the "dutch oven"... although there are risks assosciated with this move!
... and despite what they say, women do drop them. Although it's not a fart... more of a "queeeeeeeeeef"
I tend to disagree with the whole women can't fart. Mrs Squash has on many occasions trumped to the extent that the bed has vibrated in a parody of seismic shock waves!
She also produces the mostly unbelievably foul, putrid, gaseous emissions. If the government should be taxing any emission, it should be her arse!
i defy any man not to gag at the putriesence of it!
She also produces the mostly unbelievably foul, putrid, gaseous emissions. If the government should be taxing any emission, it should be her arse!
i defy any man not to gag at the putriesence of it!
Podie said:
I get thumped if I wake her ladyship... although invariably it's me giggling afterwards that wakes her
Podie said:
... and despite what they say, women do drop them. Although it's not a fart... more of a "queeeeeeeeeef"
Or a "Ppffffffffffffffff" when on the loo having a tinkle. My mum does that when she thinks no one's listening.
nuclearsquash said:
I tend to disagree with the whole women can't fart. Mrs Squash has on many occasions trumped to the extent that the bed has vibrated in a parody of seismic shock waves!
She also produces the mostly unbelievably foul, putrid, gaseous emissions. If the government should be taxing any emission, it should be her arse!
I think that may be just an little bit too much information.. .. ..
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