Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.
Discussion
A quick one for you.
For reasons I won't go into I have fairly good reason to believe that my v attractive cleaner has been beating off in one of my spare rooms.
The evidence isn't that damning but after a couple of pints it's become absolutely bomb-proof and hence I need to know more.
I'm after a trap, a trap which leaves evidence to prove or disprove that this is happening.
All suggestions will be considered and the best (and most subtle & realistic) acted upon next week to report back.
I await the PH advice.
For reasons I won't go into I have fairly good reason to believe that my v attractive cleaner has been beating off in one of my spare rooms.
The evidence isn't that damning but after a couple of pints it's become absolutely bomb-proof and hence I need to know more.
I'm after a trap, a trap which leaves evidence to prove or disprove that this is happening.
All suggestions will be considered and the best (and most subtle & realistic) acted upon next week to report back.
I await the PH advice.
Carrera2 said:
Thats the rub (so to speak) - I'm at work all day so never see her when she's there.
Why don't you 'forget' something, return home to get it, walk into the spare bedroom to see legs akimbo and frantic moaning, unzip your trousers and get down to action. This is the plot of a very good porno (allegedly, I haven't seen it myself, obviously), called "Dirty Housemaids get porked in the spare bedroom"
Or maybe it was all just a dream...
simpo two said:
You can get wallclocks with pinhole cameras in them...
- then connect to the internet and share with your friends
These are all things I'm keen to introduce at a later date when the evidence is a bit more concrete.
Can you think of an easy yet subtle way of ensnaring the beatee without forking out?
My first thought was to leave a whopping great dildo on the side with a hair leaning against it - if the hair moves, we've got her!! However, I dismissed this as I don't really want to leave a whopping great God shocker lying around.
Carrera2 said:
My first thought was to leave a whopping great dildo on the side with a hair leaning against it - if the hair moves, we've got her!! However, I dismissed this as I don't really want to leave a whopping great God shocker lying around.
Unless she's a complete retard that situation would smell fishier than your door handles.
Carrera2 said:
You can get wallclocks with pinhole cameras in them...
- then connect to the internet and share with your friends
These are all things I'm keen to introduce at a later date when the evidence is a bit more concrete.
Can you think of an easy yet subtle way of ensnaring the beatee without forking out?
My first thought was to leave a whopping great dildo on the side with a hair leaning against it - if the hair moves, we've got her!! However, I dismissed this as I don't really want to leave a whopping great God shocker lying around.
instead of the hair you could borrow nervous's dixie air horn and wire it up to a microswitch so when the "god shocker" is removed she and the rest of the neighbourhood get a rendition of the dixie tune
>> Edited by omitchell on Friday 16th December 14:02
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