Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.
Discussion
simpo two said:
Can you think of an easy yet subtle way of ensnaring the beatee without forking out?
Just sneak back into the house and catch her in the act.
ZR1cliff said:
How many Ph'ers can you get in a cupboard
The way my gums were last week only one,but now with my new "oraldene smile" ime sure we could manage a few more.
As long as ukbob hasnt been on the lamb curry.
And NO laughing,we want to exit when she's right on the vinegar stroke.
nel said:
Give us some idea of the evidence here - all very curious, though I like the prawny doorhandles suggestion. 
Are you sure she's not inviting a boyfriend or a neighbour in and using your place as a knocking shop?
She could well be - But why though as she lives locally anyway...I guess it could be someone other than her boyfriend.
The evidence points towards solo work though...and it's not fishy doorhandles unfortuantely. If it was she'd have made a silly mistake as everyone knows I make a point of sniffing all my door handles on a daily basis.
omitchell said:
You can get wallclocks with pinhole cameras in them...
- then connect to the internet and share with your friends
These are all things I'm keen to introduce at a later date when the evidence is a bit more concrete.
Can you think of an easy yet subtle way of ensnaring the beatee without forking out?
My first thought was to leave a whopping great dildo on the side with a hair leaning against it - if the hair moves, we've got her!! However, I dismissed this as I don't really want to leave a whopping great God shocker lying around.
instead of the hair you could borrow nervous's dixie air horn and wire it up to a microswitch so when the "god shocker" is removed she and the rest of the neighbourhood get a rendition of the dixie tune
>> Edited by omitchell on Friday 16th December 14:02
I love that idea but presumably the idea is not to embarrass her away but more to capture this beautiful act on film at some later stage.
My idea is as follows:
1)Cover your cock in a plastic coating
2)Hide under the mattress with a hole cut in it
3)Poke plastic coated cock through said hole thus resembling a God-shocker laying innocently on the bed.
4)Remain motionless for several hours until the fun begins.
Enjoy
blindswelledrat said:
You can get wallclocks with pinhole cameras in them...
- then connect to the internet and share with your friends
These are all things I'm keen to introduce at a later date when the evidence is a bit more concrete.
Can you think of an easy yet subtle way of ensnaring the beatee without forking out?
My first thought was to leave a whopping great dildo on the side with a hair leaning against it - if the hair moves, we've got her!! However, I dismissed this as I don't really want to leave a whopping great God shocker lying around.
instead of the hair you could borrow nervous's dixie air horn and wire it up to a microswitch so when the "god shocker" is removed she and the rest of the neighbourhood get a rendition of the dixie tune
>> Edited by omitchell on Friday 16th December 14:02
I love that idea but presumably the idea is not to embarrass her away but more to capture this beautiful act on film at some later stage.
My idea is as follows:
1)Cover your cock in a plastic coating
2)Hide under the mattress with a hole cut in it
3)Poke plastic coated cock through said hole thus resembling a God-shocker laying innocently on the bed.
4)Remain motionless for several hours until the fun begins.
Enjoy
Another variation of your Burglar Angler-Fish trap. Brilliant
Carrera2 said:
The evidence isn't that damning but after a couple of pints it's become absolutely bomb-proof and hence I need to know more.
so what is the evidence (and more importantly how has a couple of pints confirmed it?
www.iviewcameras.co.uk/SpyCameras.htm
B17NNS said:
The evidence isn't that damning but after a couple of pints it's become absolutely bomb-proof and hence I need to know more.
so what is the evidence (and more importantly how has a couple of pints confirmed it?
www.iviewcameras.co.uk/SpyCameras.htm
The evidence pertains to some sheets, a moved blind and a bottle of moisturiser.......
....the pints simply made me want to believe it all the more.
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