Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.
Discussion
allnighter said:
You still didn't tell us how you came to the conclusion she was beating off crazy? what's the evidence? is she a squirter?any wet patches?
Have you considered a simple voice activated recorder,any self respecting solo guitarist will play tunes naturally
The evidence is fairly circumstantial at the moment but I for one believe it - I dont' want to say more on it at this stage and cause mass hysteria.
However, I like the idea of the voice ativated recorder...I like it a lot. The only possible drawback is if she's somehow using the hoover on herself and it drowns out her moans.....
It's still the No.1 choice of snare so far!!
allnighter said:
You still didn't tell us how you came to the conclusion she was beating off crazy? what's the evidence? is she a squirter?any wet patches?
Have you considered a simple voice activated recorder,any self respecting solo guitarist will play tunes naturally
reminds me of when I worked on an overseas construction site ...... one guys wife sent him a "personal" cassette recording of her beating herself off ...... when he went on holiday his roomate made a few copies of the tape .....it was heard by the whole site
Plotloss said:
This mosturiser.
How about emptying half of it and replacing it with horseradish?
That should flush her out (perhaps in more ways that one...)
We've discussed putting a line on the bottle to see if it 'goes down'... the thing is I don't want her to stop, I'd just like to know
Carrera2 said:
Plotloss said:
This mosturiser.
How about emptying half of it and replacing it with horseradish?
That should flush her out (perhaps in more ways that one...)
We've discussed putting a line on the bottle to see if it 'goes down'... the thing is I don't want her to stop, I'd just like to know
But wheres the comedy in that?
You'll know for sure if you go for horseradish because you'll find a cleaner, legs akimbo doing a handstand in your shower when you get home...
Edited to add it could also be the ideal moment to find out how you'd look with a beard...
>> Edited by Plotloss on Friday 16th December 14:42
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