Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.

[Tuna]

Plotloss said:

Carrera2 said: Plotloss said: This mosturiser. How about emptying half of it and replacing it with horseradish? That should flush her out (perhaps in more ways that one...) We've discussed putting a line on the bottle to see if it 'goes down'... the thing is I don't want her to stop, I'd just like to know But wheres the comedy in that? You'll know for sure if you go for horseradish because you'll find a cleaner, legs akimbo doing a handstand in your shower when you get home... Edited to add it could also be the ideal moment to find out how you'd look with a beard... >> Edited by Plotloss on Friday 16th December 14:42

On the same principle.. superglue

[Liszt]

Plotloss said:

Edited to add it could also be the ideal moment to find out how you'd look with a beard...

I have tears in my eyes thanks to that!

[ZR1cliff]

We need more details,what does she look like,who does she look like,how bigs the wardrobes.

Ime imagineing dark skinned,spanish,fine Oak,brass hinges

[Carrera2]

ZR1cliff said:

We need more details,what does she look like,who does she look like,how bigs the wardrobes. Ime imagineing dark skinned,spanish,fine Oak,brass hinges

Are you a wardrobeaphile?

[superlightr]

wrap yourself up in a sleeping bag, hide under the bed and wait.....

[B17NNS]

Carrera2 said:

We've discussed putting a line on the bottle to see if it 'goes down'... the thing is I don't want her to stop, I'd just like to know

Is we you and your wife/girlfriend or are you single. If its the latter this opens up a whole new series of opportunities.

[Carrera2]

B17NNS said:

Carrera2 said: We've discussed putting a line on the bottle to see if it 'goes down'... the thing is I don't want her to stop, I'd just like to know Is we you and your wife/girlfriend or are you single. If its the latter this opens up a whole new series of opportunities.

We is me and Blindswelledrat - chatted at lunch.

I have a girlfriend but live alone....

[allnighter]

Carrera2 said:

allnighter said: 406tm said: Are you sure your not being Paranoid Nah! I don't think so , me thinks carrera2 is having us on, best Friday joke so far... I kid you not - it really is true. If I can capture more evidence I'll happily post it up here next week.

Tell us , you want to bone her or bash the bishop while she's playing with her battery operated boyfriend?

Edited to add , I mean there's nothing wrong with having a wafty crank when you have a gaaargeous chick like that LOL

>> Edited by allnighter on Friday 16th December 14:52

[ZR1cliff]

You could always try this.

[allnighter]

ZR1cliff said:

You could always try this.

[B17NNS]

[Carrera2]

ZR1cliff said:

You could always try this.

I dont' get it - Is there a camera somehow hidden in that perfectly ordinary standard lamp?

[ZR1cliff]

Its a russian olympic muff diver,lying in wait,in camaflouge(sp)

[Plotloss]

Hold up.

If you live alone, what are you doing with mosturiser?

Something smells fishy and its not just the door handles...

[Liszt]

Perhaps he used the word moisturiser as he didn't want to admit to having a vat of anal lube.

[Carrera2]

Plotloss said:

Hold up. If you live alone, what are you doing with mosturiser? Something smells fishy and its not just the door handles...

It's my girlfriends, silly.

[Plotloss]

Thats alright then, I was seeing a conflict of interests for a moment there.

As you were.

Perhaps, leave a pair of knickers on a typewriter and see what she says?

[B17NNS]

Carrera2 said:

It's my girlfriends, silly.

the ass lube?

[darth dave]

Carrera2 said:

Plotloss said: Hold up. If you live alone, what are you doing with mosturiser? Something smells fishy and its not just the door handles... It's my girlfriends, silly.

I suppose she leaves her dresses and high heels and handbags in your closet too - just in case she's around at the weekends?

[dick dastardly]

www.flyonthewall.uk.com/

And put a link to the film on here