Giving up your freedom (a story of pain)

Giving up your freedom (a story of pain)

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Harry Flashman

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19,385 posts

243 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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cossie. said:
Harry Flashman said:
Apparently I was flirting with her (gorgeous) 20 year old cousin (I deny this


then Harry Flashman said:

Shouldn't have flirted with the cousin, mind, but she flirted back - what's a chap to do? Rude to be cold & dismissive...


Men...you can't trust a single word they say!


SO true. I deny this, but in my heart I know I flirt with any lady over a certain attractyiveness level who a) isn't related to me and b) doesn't hit me.

alexkp

16,484 posts

245 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Oh God, another five pages of drivel relating to Flashman's apparent relationship issues/antics....


ali_kat

31,993 posts

222 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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anonymous said:
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And once again, you read it and moan about it

FFS, you know what it is going to be like when you see who has started the thread - if you hate it that much, why bother opening it???

Some of us, however, enjoy it

apache

39,731 posts

285 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Harry Flashman said:
Chaps. Let's clear something up; I am in no way interested in the cousin - I adore the g/f. I suspect the flirting was really just an attempt at paying her back for dragging me off to another family gathering. Just thought I'd post a story that may make you laugh. A man standing up for his principles, refusing to be tamed, fighting the good fight for all fellow men - and ultimately having to walk home across London at 2 in the morning.


Flash, you got off lightly............unless she's the vindictive type

Harry Flashman

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19,385 posts

243 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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anonymous said:
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One man's drivel is another man's gold. Just ask your clients.

ferrisbueller

29,344 posts

228 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Harry Flashman said:
anonymous said:
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One man's drivel is another man's gold. Just ask your clients.


Touche

grass widow

2,201 posts

224 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Why do you always post these on the days I'm out all day and miss it?

For what its worth, if she is showing you off to distant relatives, then I think wedding bells could be hinted at in the not too distant future. Got your running shoes handy??

Dakkon

7,826 posts

254 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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nervous said:
once its been run through the editing suite, mind.


You cynic

Harry Flashman

Original Poster:

19,385 posts

243 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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grass widow said:
Why do you always post these on the days I'm out all day and miss it?

For what its worth, if she is showing you off to distant relatives, then I think wedding bells could be hinted at in the not too distant future. Got your running shoes handy??


Running shoes – check

Brazilian visa – check

Fake identity – check

All good over here at Flashman Towers.

vixpy1

42,625 posts

265 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Harry Flashman said:


Brazilian - check

All good over here at Flashman Towers.


I bet it is!

Dakkon

7,826 posts

254 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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vixpy1 said:
Harry Flashman said:


Brazilian - check

All good over here at Flashman Towers.


I bet it is!


You can get laser surgery now to make it permanent

wedge girl

4,688 posts

240 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Dakkon said:
vixpy1 said:
Harry Flashman said:


Brazilian - check

All good over here at Flashman Towers.


I bet it is!


You can get laser surgery now to make it permanent


Certainly can fantastic painless procedure

mr dann

7,609 posts

236 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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I personally would rather have the opportunity of variety. Full bush to no bush and every quantum graduation and variation between. You're limiting your options there honey It's quite curious, I think the bald look is coming to be a part of British culture, it's been a while since I saw a full bush. (I am not talking to the perverse extent of a gorilla autopsy or Terry Wate's allotment here) just a good old fashioned hairy pussy. Have I lowered the tone?

wedge girl

4,688 posts

240 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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mr dann said:
You're limiting your options there honey


And you are making a huge assumption that I've had all of it lasered

mr dann

7,609 posts

236 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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wedge girl said:
mr dann said:
You're limiting your options there honey


And you are making a huge assumption that I've had all of it lasered


You can send me some photos if you like

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

222 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Never give up your freedom for anyone. It'll only end in heartbreak and regrets.

wedge girl

4,688 posts

240 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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mr dann said:
wedge girl said:
mr dann said:
You're limiting your options there honey


And you are making a huge assumption that I've had all of it lasered


You can send me some photos if you like



YHM










Maybe not, don't want them being posted on PH

Love Machine

7,609 posts

236 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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wedge girl said:
mr dann said:
wedge girl said:
mr dann said:
You're limiting your options there honey


And you are making a huge assumption that I've had all of it lasered


You can send me some photos if you like



YHM

Maybe not, don't want them being posted on PH


Can't of improved it much if you're ashamed of it Anyway, funtime over.

wedge girl

4,688 posts

240 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Love Machine said:
Can't of improved it much if you're ashamed of it


Not ashamed, just know what the masters of Photo Shop can do

mattley

3,024 posts

223 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Harry Flashman said:
– and was (gently) told that this is the way her family is, and that I would get used to it.


You won't, no one can if it isn't for them. It's game over, you just don't it yet.
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