Best opening lines to Best Man speech
Discussion
'With this much alcohol around I am lucky that, unlike the groom, I only have to rise once today.'
'(Insert grooms name) Is not just my best friend but also a caring and sensitive lover...'
'Care in the community is a much over used term these days but I know that (insert brides name) will come to fully understand it over the next few years'
'Richard Hammond is a fookin' hero' raise glass then fall unconsciuous to floor.
'(Insert grooms name) Is not just my best friend but also a caring and sensitive lover...'
'Care in the community is a much over used term these days but I know that (insert brides name) will come to fully understand it over the next few years'
'Richard Hammond is a fookin' hero' raise glass then fall unconsciuous to floor.
How about
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's now that part of the proceedings when one of us gets very, very nervous about this speech. Now, don't worry about me, I'm fine and have been relishing this for months. It's "insert name of groom here" that should be worried and with very good reaon but we'll come back to that in a few minutes. In the meantime let me introduce myself......
etc
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's now that part of the proceedings when one of us gets very, very nervous about this speech. Now, don't worry about me, I'm fine and have been relishing this for months. It's "insert name of groom here" that should be worried and with very good reaon but we'll come back to that in a few minutes. In the meantime let me introduce myself......
etc
Friend was asked to give a BM speech in Cairns just after the ashes
His first line was " i would like you all to stand and raise your glass [after a room of 100 aussies stood up] to toast the english cricket team........". Not many people joined him...
Will prob be a while before that line can be used again...
His first line was " i would like you all to stand and raise your glass [after a room of 100 aussies stood up] to toast the english cricket team........". Not many people joined him...
Will prob be a while before that line can be used again...
Good evening Ladies and gentleman. According to custom, one of the roles as a Best Man is to tell some stories about the Groom and generally insult and ridicule him, while his new in-laws, fork out for everyone’s dinner!
I was also given the task of making sure XXXXXXXXX’s ex-girlfriends stayed clear of the wedding. This was actually made easier for us as there weren’t that many in the first place and they have been kept at bay thanks to Mad Cow Disease and the recent Bird Flu epidemic!
I was also given the task of making sure XXXXXXXXX’s ex-girlfriends stayed clear of the wedding. This was actually made easier for us as there weren’t that many in the first place and they have been kept at bay thanks to Mad Cow Disease and the recent Bird Flu epidemic!
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