Sean Connery Joke (Volume II)
Discussion
Plotloss said:
Cant, its been built up now...
it, go on then.
Two pregnant women knitting.
One says to the other.
"I hope my baby is a boy because I've used blue wool"
Not funny
with Vixby being one how can we laugh at it
the other one replies
"I hope mine's a spastic because I'veed the arms up"
it, go on then. Two pregnant women knitting.
One says to the other.
"I hope my baby is a boy because I've used blue wool"
Not funny with Vixby being one how can we laugh at it
the other one replies
"I hope mine's a spastic because I've
ed the arms up"
its just not the same , the hammond thread is beating it and you shoot the joke thread down ......The only thing that the Government has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2007 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax
8"- 10" Pole Tax
5"- 8" Privilege Tax
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. No Extensions
Note:
We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
- Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
- What if one's penis is self employed?
- Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
- Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
- Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?
Effective January 1st, 2007 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax
8"- 10" Pole Tax
5"- 8" Privilege Tax
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. No Extensions
Note:
We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
- Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
- What if one's penis is self employed?
- Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
- Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
- Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?
stainless_steve said:
Plotloss said:
Cant, its been built up now...
it, go on then.
Two pregnant women knitting.
One says to the other.
"I hope my baby is a boy because I've used blue wool"
Not funny
with Vixby being one how can we laugh at it
the other one replies
"I hope mine's a spastic because I'veed the arms up"
it, go on then. Two pregnant women knitting.
One says to the other.
"I hope my baby is a boy because I've used blue wool"
Not funny with Vixby being one how can we laugh at it
the other one replies
"I hope mine's a spastic because I've
ed the arms up"Says the man who good and proper cocked up that quote
ever the optimist, i've trawled the net (www.majon.com/majon/W3/best95.html) for this...
THE TENTH BEST JOKE
Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom....What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?
A. EUROPEAN... of course!
Submitted by: Amie Alter
..err, sorry,
can someone explain that?
[it's going to get better...even though the cold dark months are drawing in... does any one feel xmassy, or even octoberey?]
THE TENTH BEST JOKE
Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom....What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?
A. EUROPEAN... of course!
Submitted by: Amie Alter
..err, sorry,
can someone explain that?
[it's going to get better...even though the cold dark months are drawing in... does any one feel xmassy, or even octoberey?]
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