Sean Connery Joke (Volume II)
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qube_TA said:
Vixpy1 said:
10 Pence Short said:
Shamelessly stolen from Wikipedia...
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
99% of this thread is stolen from there so one more won't hurt.
Why does Sven refuse to eat humble pie?
Because he just 8-1
10 Pence Short said:
qube_TA said:
Vixpy1 said:
10 Pence Short said:
Shamelessly stolen from Wikipedia...
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
99% of this thread is stolen from there so one more won't hurt.
Why does Sven refuse to eat humble pie?
Because he just 8-1
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's bloody well time we started swearing.'
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what
He wants for breakfast.
'Oh, s
t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops'
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?
'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fking Coco Pops!'
'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's bloody well time we started swearing.'
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what
He wants for breakfast.
'Oh, s
t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops'WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?
'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be f
king Coco Pops!'ganglandboss said:
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's bloody well time we started swearing.'
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what
He wants for breakfast.
'Oh, st mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops'
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?
'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fking Coco Pops!'
Oi Gangland, thats one of the best i have heard for ages'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's bloody well time we started swearing.'
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what
He wants for breakfast.
'Oh, s
t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops'WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?
'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be f
king Coco Pops!'
ganglandboss said:
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's bloody well time we started swearing.'
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what
He wants for breakfast.
'Oh, st mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops'
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?
'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fking Coco Pops!'
'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's bloody well time we started swearing.'
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what
He wants for breakfast.
'Oh, s
t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops'WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?
'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be f
king Coco Pops!'
Fer said:
The Wiz said:
I feel that i was unjustly sacked from my job yesterday.
My boss felt that having sex with the clients wasn't "appropriate" so he fired me.
That's the last time I work for an undertaker.
Continuing my bid for the Sin Bin.My boss felt that having sex with the clients wasn't "appropriate" so he fired me.
That's the last time I work for an undertaker.
My mate used to be into necrophilia, until...
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