Sean Connery Joke (Volume II)
Discussion
Two cavalry officers are having a drink in the mess. One says to the other:
"I say Rupert, have you heard the latest about the adjutant?"
"No Tarquin, what is it?"
"Well, not to put too fine a point on it, he was found in the stables last night, shagging his horse."
"His horse is a mare, isn't it, Tarquin?"
"Well of course – there's nothing queer about that!"
"I say Rupert, have you heard the latest about the adjutant?"
"No Tarquin, what is it?"
"Well, not to put too fine a point on it, he was found in the stables last night, shagging his horse."
"His horse is a mare, isn't it, Tarquin?"
"Well of course – there's nothing queer about that!"
B16 RTT said:
A old husband and wife are sitting on the veranda enjoying a summer sunset when, without warning, the wife t
ts the husband round the head and says, "Thats for 40 years of bad sex".
Without hesitation, the husband hits the wife back and says;
"Thats for knowing the difference".
ts the husband round the head and says, "Thats for 40 years of bad sex".Without hesitation, the husband hits the wife back and says;
"Thats for knowing the difference".
People moving away from the widespread devastation and depravation of their homelands are finding that conditions are no better at their destination. Some are turning to alcohol to make them oblivious to their surroundings.
But then if Rangers win the cup, the trip back from Manchester to Glasgow will be one big party
But then if Rangers win the cup, the trip back from Manchester to Glasgow will be one big party
The Wiz said:
stu_the_flat said:
R5GTTgaz said:
Dark humour is not for everyone.
Very bad puns are not for everyone as well! 
How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only Juan
One, if you hit him right.
(That joke is dedicated to Josephine A, who I dated for many years, and yes, she was Spanish.)
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