Sean Connery Joke (Volume II)

[Glassman]

Crash Test Dummy said:

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse

and then there was the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac...

[A.T. Ninchcock]

Another from sexistpage.co.uk..................

What does a near sighted gynaecologist and a healthy dog have in common?
They both have wet noses!

[Glassman]

A.T. Ninchcock said:

Just take a look at sexistpage.co.uk. They're not funny there either

[Luke Pearson]

Have you noticed that if you re-arrange the word "Immigrants" and add a few more letters it says

"fk off home you sandall wearing smelly s"

Now that is one hell of a coincidence?

[The Wiz]

The Australian surfing championships ended in controversial fashion yesterday. It was won by a burmese man on his front door.

[sniff petrol]

Blatantly ripped off HIGNFY:

An Australian man has denied being obsessed with beer, despite having 4 ex wives and a Foster daughter.

[Z4monster]

Apologies in advance but made me laugh when I got this text.
PS apologies for the Bleeps too


Lonely Hearts Ads and what they really mean.

Adventurous: Likes anal

Athletic: No tits

30 Something: 41

Wild: Gets pissed easily

Beautiful Eyes: Face like a Robber's Dog

Seeks Knight in shining armour: Ex-Husband is a fking Nutter

New-Age: Hairy with a smelly fanny

Headstrong: Argumentative

Enjoys pubbing and clubbing: Alcoholic

Curvy: Fat

Cuddly: Fat

Likes eating out: Lazy fat

[Glassman]

Luke Pearson said:

Have you noticed that if you re-arrange the word "Immigrants" and add a few more letters it says

"fk off home you sandall wearing smelly s"

Now that is one hell of a coincidence?

This joke would go go down great in Birmingham / East London / Southall. But you chose to give it some on an internet forum.

"New balls please"