What dog is this?

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petrol_noggin

3,046 posts

221 months

Saturday 25th November 2006
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Oakey said:
eharding said:
Assume the pooch in question has been checked for an identity chip?


where to start looking? It had no collar which is a little odd


You have to apply two lubricated fingers into the rectum. readit

orgasmicliving!!

5,964 posts

221 months

Saturday 25th November 2006
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malamutes are great! to check if it has a chip, you have to take it to a vet. definitely sounds like it is someone's beloved pet. if i were you, i would notify the local vets as they usually know who owns who, and are helpful in putting up flyers and getting the word out. also, this breed tends to gulp its food down very quickly, and this can result in the same food being vomited back up shortly afterwards. so, if you feed the dog, dribble the food out of a cup, a mouthful at a time.

Oakey

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27,595 posts

217 months

Saturday 25th November 2006
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petrol_noggin said:
Oakey said:
eharding said:
Assume the pooch in question has been checked for an identity chip?


where to start looking? It had no collar which is a little odd


You have to apply two lubricated fingers into the rectum. readit


Speaking from experience?

petrol_noggin

3,046 posts

221 months

Saturday 25th November 2006
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Malamutes are clever but they can't talk yet boxedin

Nick P

29,977 posts

252 months

Saturday 25th November 2006
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petrol_noggin said:
Oakey said:
eharding said:
Assume the pooch in question has been checked for an identity chip?


where to start looking? It had no collar which is a little odd


You have to apply two lubricated fingers into the rectum. readit



oooooooh. do you mind? i'm eating hehe

petrol_noggin

3,046 posts

221 months

Saturday 25th November 2006
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Nick P said:
petrol_noggin said:
Oakey said:
eharding said:
Assume the pooch in question has been checked for an identity chip?


where to start looking? It had no collar which is a little odd


You have to apply two lubricated fingers into the rectum. readit



oooooooh. do you mind? i'm eating hehe


biglaugh bon appetit.

I must add for the benefit of the more gullible PHers, do not put your hand in your dog's arse to find an identity chip, I don't want to be blamed for dog molestation againcop

Edited by petrol_noggin on Saturday 25th November 19:24

Nick P

29,977 posts

252 months

Saturday 25th November 2006
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petrol_noggin said:


I must add for the benefit of the more gullible PHers, do not put your hand in your dog's arse to find an identity chip, I don't want to be blamed for dog molestation againcop



nono good idea. My spaniel has only just got over the trauma of a greasy mitt up her anus.

petrol_noggin

3,046 posts

221 months

Saturday 25th November 2006
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Nick P said:
petrol_noggin said:


I must add for the benefit of the more gullible PHers, do not put your hand in your dog's arse to find an identity chip, I don't want to be blamed for dog molestation againcop



nono good idea. My spaniel has only just got over the trauma of a greasy mitt up her anus.


There's easier ways of keeping your hands warm yes

Nick P

29,977 posts

252 months

Saturday 25th November 2006
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petrol_noggin said:
Nick P said:
petrol_noggin said:


I must add for the benefit of the more gullible PHers, do not put your hand in your dog's arse to find an identity chip, I don't want to be blamed for dog molestation againcop



nono good idea. My spaniel has only just got over the trauma of a greasy mitt up her anus.


There's easier ways of keeping your hands warm yes


true. But MrsP wont let me do that. hehe

petrol_noggin

3,046 posts

221 months

Saturday 25th November 2006
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rofl masticated mini cheddars adhesed firmly to monitor.

Oakey

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27,595 posts

217 months

Sunday 26th November 2006
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WHY?!?! WHY MUST THEY DO IT?!?!


Why the hell do they take a shit and then eat it? Jesus christ. Also, this dog's shit stinks, and I mean stinks, I opened the back door briefly and it seemed to waft in in seconds and fill the entire house. AND IT WAS OUTSIDE!!

Nick P

29,977 posts

252 months

Sunday 26th November 2006
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Oakey said:
WHY?!?! WHY MUST THEY DO IT?!?!


Why the hell do they take a shit and then eat it? Jesus christ. Also, this dog's shit stinks, and I mean stinks, I opened the back door briefly and it seemed to waft in in seconds and fill the entire house. AND IT WAS OUTSIDE!!


its a nutrition deficiency thing i have read. apparently it's cos they are lacking something in their diet.

petrol_noggin

3,046 posts

221 months

Sunday 26th November 2006
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Nick P said:
Oakey said:
WHY?!?! WHY MUST THEY DO IT?!?!


Why the hell do they take a shit and then eat it? Jesus christ. Also, this dog's shit stinks, and I mean stinks, I opened the back door briefly and it seemed to waft in in seconds and fill the entire house. AND IT WAS OUTSIDE!!


its a nutrition deficiency thing i have read. apparently it's cos they are lacking something in their diet.


Table manners?

Nick P

29,977 posts

252 months

Sunday 26th November 2006
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petrol_noggin said:
Nick P said:
Oakey said:
WHY?!?! WHY MUST THEY DO IT?!?!


Why the hell do they take a shit and then eat it? Jesus christ. Also, this dog's shit stinks, and I mean stinks, I opened the back door briefly and it seemed to waft in in seconds and fill the entire house. AND IT WAS OUTSIDE!!


its a nutrition deficiency thing i have read. apparently it's cos they are lacking something in their diet.


Table manners?


possibly. my spaniel always eats with its mouth open. dirty little er.

Oakey

Original Poster:

27,595 posts

217 months

Sunday 26th November 2006
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petrol_noggin said:
Nick P said:
Oakey said:
WHY?!?! WHY MUST THEY DO IT?!?!


Why the hell do they take a shit and then eat it? Jesus christ. Also, this dog's shit stinks, and I mean stinks, I opened the back door briefly and it seemed to waft in in seconds and fill the entire house. AND IT WAS OUTSIDE!!


its a nutrition deficiency thing i have read. apparently it's cos they are lacking something in their diet.


Table manners?


Well, he had the decency to go drink from his bowl of water aftwerwards at least.

Nick P

29,977 posts

252 months

Sunday 26th November 2006
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Oakey said:
petrol_noggin said:
Nick P said:
Oakey said:
WHY?!?! WHY MUST THEY DO IT?!?!


Why the hell do they take a shit and then eat it? Jesus christ. Also, this dog's shit stinks, and I mean stinks, I opened the back door briefly and it seemed to waft in in seconds and fill the entire house. AND IT WAS OUTSIDE!!


its a nutrition deficiency thing i have read. apparently it's cos they are lacking something in their diet.


Table manners?


Well, he had the decency to go drink from his bowl of water aftwerwards at least.


was it the toilet bowl? vomit

hehe

tvrbob

11,172 posts

256 months

Sunday 26th November 2006
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This is Tammy, a Siberian husky, resting with her friends on my windowsill. Sadly Tammy lost her fight for life last week.



Seen here enjoying an open top run out

Oakey

Original Poster:

27,595 posts

217 months

Sunday 26th November 2006
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Could I interest you in a new dog?

Nick P

29,977 posts

252 months

Sunday 26th November 2006
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Oakey said:
Could I interest you in a new dog?


:cringinglybadtasterofl:

gretchen

19,048 posts

217 months

Sunday 26th November 2006
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Oakey said:
In a move completely uncharacteristic of my mother, this morning she took in a stray dog that was running around a main road.


Where are you Oakey? I know of two people in my area with AMs, one of which frequently escapes!

Local vet will have scanner for chip as will Police Station, these details will be registered on National database, and I imagine this dog will be chipped.