Dating websites, rubbish wenches, and the vanity of men
Discussion
GingerNinja said:
Well chosen pic though - definate hint of Colin Firth in there.....you ought to give it the full Mr Darcy in your profile text.
I actually got a message from a girl oop north saying that
proplus your a C
t! And Tonker, yes i know its a bad write up, I keep meaning to change it!
vixpy1 said:
GingerNinja said:
Well chosen pic though - definate hint of Colin Firth in there.....you ought to give it the full Mr Darcy in your profile text.
I actually got a message from a girl oop north saying that
proplus your a C
t! And Tonker, yes i know its a bad write up, I keep meaning to change it!
Your welcome
graham@edinburgh said:
paulie-mafia said:
I'm astounded!
How do you fit a fully grown man in the back of a 911?!
That's the crucial fact missing off his profile.
He's 2'3"
Thats verysideways 911, and thats how i was seated all the time!
So.. no, you can;t fit a grown man in the back of a 911 993
vixpy1 said:
graham@edinburgh said:
paulie-mafia said:
I'm astounded!
How do you fit a fully grown man in the back of a 911?!
That's the crucial fact missing off his profile.
He's 2'3"
Thats verysideways 911, and thats how i was seated all the time!
So.. no, you can;t fit a grown man in the back of a 911 993
I had to endure a trip up from Newquay in the back of a 993. I’m quite short at 5’9”, and was stretched across both seats, and it was still hell.
I’m still interested as to whether people think that the women on mysinglefriend.com are particularly good looking…if so, hate to see what horror shows infest other sites…
I've not looked at that specific site yet (will do when I get home) but I would presume that a site which requires more effort than "create username/upload picture" would have far more genuine people on it; i.e. the whole recommendation thing means you must be serious about doing it, and didn't just join up at midnight on a thursday because you were drunk from the pub and couldn't get to sleep.
Oh, that's just me.
Oh, that's just me.
vixpy1 said:
The Surrey bucks and hants women are mostly fit, much better quality than other sites
Just out-of-interest, how many women (or heck even men) e-mail you through the website?
And out of X, how many are seemingly sane/fit/both? Just wondering what the % initial success rate is...
fido said:
vixpy1 said:
The Surrey bucks and hants women are mostly fit, much better quality than other sites
Just out-of-interest, how many women (or heck even men) e-mail you through the website?
And out of X, how many are seemingly sane/fit/both? Just wondering what the % initial success rate is...
All the women who have emailed me have been fit, sanity is another matter..
Harry Flashman said:
vixpy1 said:
The Surrey bucks and hants women are mostly fit, much better quality than other sites
Ah. I'm in London - I thought they were pretty average...
I did a London search and I was quite impressed. 21-30 age range mind you. And I had elft my glasses at home that day....
vixpy1 said:
fido said:
vixpy1 said:
The Surrey bucks and hants women are mostly fit, much better quality than other sites
Just out-of-interest, how many women (or heck even men) e-mail you through the website?
And out of X, how many are seemingly sane/fit/both? Just wondering what the % initial success rate is...
All the women who have emailed me have had pulses, so I'm happy, sanity is another matter..
paulie-mafia said:
Harry Flashman said:
vixpy1 said:
The Surrey bucks and hants women are mostly fit, much better quality than other sites
Ah. I'm in London - I thought they were pretty average...
I did a London search and I was quite impressed. 21-30 age range mind you. And I had elft my glasses at home that day....
Same parameters as me, then. I'd suggest laying off the sauce Paulie!
I have an absolute winner of a scheme following my other day's fashion crisis thread.
I managed to hook a beauty over a long period of interweb stalking and psychological manipulation. So, I finally realised that I truly needed to give a toss about the way I looked in order to be my best. Women just usually swoon when I rock up and if that doesn't get them frothing at the gash, the silver tongue never fails
Until now, my confidence has taken a bit of a minor hit. It's always the same, you can walk up to any bird in the street and ask her out but as soon as you think "I really like you" the childish angst, self esteem doubt and just blithering teen idiocy takes over.
So, I came up with a blinding scheme as a side effect of my challenge mind set.
Here's how it works.
Rather than playing the blatant "I aming desperate ok, I'll cut the crap, I'm not looking to about here, I am after a wife" I reckon asking for something which plays along to the instincts of perhaps a better quality bird. It's a fact that all women like dressing up dolls, spending other people's money, controlling a man, going shopping and generally going way over the top. How can I indulge all of those at once?
Answer is, I go on a website not in search of a woman but in search of a woman to be my image consultant. See, I am a rather attractive, badly dressed, rich, intelligent, etc, etc chap, the sort that EVERY girl dreams of finding. I will of course vet them first.
Anyway, all I have to do is groom them sufficiently for them to turn up and the silver tongue will do the rest. It won't matter that Mr Darcy turned out to be a huge caveman and the Buggy pulled by a white stallion was in fact a really old, noisy uncomfortable mini filled with bars. They will be too drunk with the romance of the whole thing to notice.
(All tongue in cheek! )
I managed to hook a beauty over a long period of interweb stalking and psychological manipulation. So, I finally realised that I truly needed to give a toss about the way I looked in order to be my best. Women just usually swoon when I rock up and if that doesn't get them frothing at the gash, the silver tongue never fails
Until now, my confidence has taken a bit of a minor hit. It's always the same, you can walk up to any bird in the street and ask her out but as soon as you think "I really like you" the childish angst, self esteem doubt and just blithering teen idiocy takes over. So, I came up with a blinding scheme as a side effect of my challenge mind set.
Here's how it works.
Rather than playing the blatant "I am
ing desperate ok, I'll cut the crap, I'm not looking to about here, I am after a wife" I reckon asking for something which plays along to the instincts of perhaps a better quality bird. It's a fact that all women like dressing up dolls, spending other people's money, controlling a man, going shopping and generally going way over the top. How can I indulge all of those at once? Answer is, I go on a website not in search of a woman but in search of a woman to be my image consultant. See, I am a rather attractive, badly dressed, rich, intelligent, etc, etc chap, the sort that EVERY girl dreams of finding. I will of course vet them first.
Anyway, all I have to do is groom them sufficiently for them to turn up and the silver tongue will do the rest. It won't matter that Mr Darcy turned out to be a huge caveman and the Buggy pulled by a white stallion was in fact a really old, noisy uncomfortable mini filled with bars. They will be too drunk with the romance of the whole thing to notice.
(All tongue in cheek! )
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