Skeletons emerging from closet...
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her again.randlemarcus said:
Harry Flashman said:
Now have to get the woman I love to talk to me again. And to stop telling everyone what a twunt I am. Flowers. I'm going to start with flowers delivered to her at work, today. Cliche, I know, but a man has to start somewhere.
No, and thrice no. This is time to play the brownie point doubler - take the flowers in person, and make sure thats made clear even if she wont come out and see you. The personal touch, yes?
Won't work. She's a teacher, and my convictions don't let me go near children.
nightmare said:
nice one for surviving the slaughter dude - how did C react when you turned up
Don't know - I was too busy checking out her t1ts.
OK, joking aside, it just seemed to make her more eager to do some damage. Jesus, what a piece of work.
I still would though. Sexy, if deranged.
Edited by Harry Flashman on Wednesday 10th January 11:29
Just to clarify something by the way. If, reading through this thread, the impression has been given that I am some sort of Adonis that women cannot resist, that impression is very, very wrong. I do manage to get myself into stupid scrapes but this is not due to extreme good looks or charm. I don't know what it's down to, frankly. Having two lovely girls scrapping about you isn't a turn on - it was unsettling, especially as I thought that the one I cared about was going to walk out on me.
I am a lucky sod to have the woman that I do and, frankly, will be behaving myself from now on.
I am a lucky sod to have the woman that I do and, frankly, will be behaving myself from now on.
carrera2 said:
Harry Flashman said:
I am a lucky sod to have the woman that I do and, frankly, will be behaving myself from now on.
You were behaving yourself anyway
it's just the past catching up surely?
Good point C2, and well made.
Shall be racking my brains to see if there's anything else hidden away that I need to disclose, neutralising said threat. Hmm.
Vesuvius 996 said:
On a serious note, Harry I'd be keeping an eye on the car. C sounds like a fruitcake, and she'll now have it in for you for "ruining her friendship" with your OH.
She sounds like a nutcase. Be careful.
If she trashes my car, I'm going to take her beloved TT and drive it into the Thames. Bloody woman.
Vesuvius 996 said:
Harry Flashman said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
On a serious note, Harry I'd be keeping an eye on the car. C sounds like a fruitcake, and she'll now have it in for you for "ruining her friendship" with your OH.
She sounds like a nutcase. Be careful.
If she trashes my car, I'm going to take her beloved TT and drive it into the Thames. Bloody woman.
OMG. Not a blue soft top one?
Soft top, but dark green...why?
big dub said:
pdV6 said:
big dub said:
a nice home cooked candle lit dinner tonight.
Enjoy you're pint with the lads, you've earned it.
Enjoy you're pint with the lads, you've earned it.
Don't think she'll be too pleased sat at the table on her own...
Yes, you're right
Make it tomorrow night then.
She's made it quite clear that she doesn't want to see me until the weekend at last.
This screams 'beer with the boys' to me. Loud & clear.
sheetstabuer said:
Harry Flashman said:
This screams 'beer with the boys' to me. Loud & clear.
Oh it doesn't it screams I will see if that bastard is ashamed so much as to stay in and pine for me
I have to say this for my OH. She's scary when angry, knows how to make me feel more guilty and regretful than any other woman I have ever met, but she doesn't play games. Never has - not since I met her at 15 years old.
So beers with the chaps it is!
GregE240 said:
Although she sounds like a decent enough lass, it seems to me as though your OH has a bit of a problem with you having a past, Harry. We don't all fall in love with and marry our first partner. Some partners are real nutters as well, and its a shame your OH (and you for that matter) had to sit through this bunny boiler trying to split you up.
I cannot think of any other reason or intention for C meeting up with you OH.
Ah well, you're still together, thats the main thing.
I cannot think of any other reason or intention for C meeting up with you OH.
Ah well, you're still together, thats the main thing.
We both have pasts Greg, but I hear what you're saying. Mrs Flash finds mine pretty funny - the issue here was who I bonked, not the fact that I bonked someone. And that I didn't disclose, which made it obvious that I'd done something naughty.
@C2
ali_kat said:
munky said:
ali_kat said:
5. Get the hotel to fill the room with roses, champagne, chocolates and, the centre of the bed, a ring box, with an IOU in it, so she can chose her own
depends on the girl, no? Mine said she wouldn't want to choose it herself
And Harry will know what his OH would prefer too Mr Phil Hopkins, Sir
, Harry has just realised she is the one, he has met his match, and come close to losing her, this may be the time to get her committed, before anything else comes out of his closet!! 
Er, steady on...
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