Skeletons emerging from closet...

[Mon Ami Mate]

If OH doesn't like C, why not divert her away from the meeting? Book a nice restaurant table instead, wine and dine her and then get on the phone the next day to C and find out what's on her mind. Hopefully she won't tell you that she's about to have your baby.

[ProPlus]

Is it just me that thinks it would be hilarious if HF told his OH went along tonight and found out that that's not what C was going to tell his other half....

Now you have that thought in your head, what do you do????

[nervous]

have you offered to make her and her chum both watertight and airtight? im told thats all the rage in surrey.

[Lucas]

Harry Flashman said:

Lucas said:

Maybe OH already knows and has asked you to be present to see if you squirm.

She wouldn't do that to me. She loves me.

Oh God...

Well what other reason can you think off that she insists that you are there?

[GingerNinja]

beccaviola said:

Get your oar in first. Tell OH before C has a chance to twist it all.

Good luck...

What he says.

[Fidgits]

nervous said:

graham@edinburgh said:

You do, of course, run the slight risk that this isn't what this meeting's about and causing a shitstorm for no reason

exactly. grahams obviously met you resh.

whatever, im guessing this is for our delictation only? cos saying 'well we werent together then' pretty much covers it.

if shes going to be upset that youve slept with other birds shes likely to die of dehydration before the week is out.

[10 Pence Short]

Harry Flashman said:

She wouldn't do that to me. She loves me.

You should be OK, then. Mind you, girlies do seem a bit temperamental when it come to finding out 'their' gentleman has mown other lawns before their own.

[spokey]

I'm not exactly a past master of relationships, but if these shags pre-date your relationship with your OH, then if C DOES raise the issue, say something to humiliate her for lacking confidentiality. If your OH can't cope with a relationship you had before you hooked up with her, well, then her, too.

And if you CAN get into a threesome, go for it and don't forget to post some pics.

[graham@edinburgh]

Mon Ami Mate said:

Hopefully she won't tell you that she's about to have your baby.

Umm...

Harry Flashman said:

I did the nasty with her in May last year, very shortly before I got together with OH. OH does not know this, and C has kept quiet about it so far (but hasn’t seen either of us since the summer).

Oh dear...

[tinman0]

Harry Flashman said:

nervous said:

do nothing.

in my experience, youre always wrong H

always let the wave break before paddling.

This is what instinct is telling me. Still need a plan though.

yup, do nothing and weather the storm. thats a plan.

at the end of the day OH, was not OH when you banged C. what you did in your past is your business, although for heavens sake don't say that to OH if you want to live. just say "it was before you luv, deal with it", and then walk away.

whatever you do, don't get into an argument with them as you'll lose, because at that point they will seek common sisterhood with each (but with their clothes on) and beat you to death.

good luck. don't forget to write a will before you leave

[TonyHetherington]

I swear you copy my life sometimes, Mr F !!!!

Don't, WHATEVER YOU DO 'fess up now!!! Otherwise she will say "You're only doing it because you know C will say it tonight" !!!! Go, face the music, but importantly get it all cleared up tonight and over and done with. If it goes ok and you get them to talk tell your girlfriend in front of C how much you love her (you're there, right?!)...it will mean lots because it was said in front of C. Hopefully it should just be 1 night of rubbishness and "emotional talk" if you do it right. Any of the other ways and it will drag on!!!

[spokey]

I don't think you should tell her. It could be that C is playing this game to make you 'fess up and cause affront.

But I could just be paranoid.

[TonyHetherington]

Oh, and she could well not going to be saying that anyway!!!

[Harry Flashman]

Mon Ami Mate has really, really scared me now.

[nervous]

Bedders said:

Blimey, that'd make Twister look like a nice quiet lie-down.

fwoar. now were onto something.


i think it might be my penis.

[sleep envy]

nervous said:

do nothing.

in my experience, youre always wrong H

always let the wave break before paddling.

you don't know she'll blab especially with you there

[NAS]

dougc said:

I got to the end of the second line and thought 'he's boffed her hasn't he'

Thought the same thing

[nervous]

you see? me and riccy riccardo have lied to more dreadful old hags than youve had hot women.

[TonyHetherington]

Harry Flashman said:

Mon Ami Mate has really, really scared me now.

Are you serious? Crazy woman psycho cow would have waited THAT LONG to reveal to the world she's having your little'un?! Not a chance in hell...she would have told the entire world as soon as she found out, and made a big song and dance about it. From that perspective, you're safe.

[nervous]

TonyHetherington said:

Harry Flashman said:

Mon Ami Mate has really, really scared me now.

Are you serious? Crazy woman psycho cow would have waited THAT LONG to reveal to the world she's having your little'un?! Not a chance in hell...she would have told the entire world as soon as she found out, and made a big song and dance about it. From that perspective, you're safe.

I TOTALLY disagree. youd be wise not to underestimate the enemy.