Skeletons emerging from closet...

[-JUT-]

graham@edinburgh said:

Mon Ami Mate said:

Hopefully she won't tell you that she's about to have your baby.

Umm...

Harry Flashman said:

I did the nasty with her in May last year, very shortly before I got together with OH. OH does not know this, and C has kept quiet about it so far (but hasn’t seen either of us since the summer).

Oh dear...

any way of contacting C before tonight??? otherwise you're going to be a nervous wreck by the time you get there and OH is going to be suspicious of you, even if the "secret" C has to tell is unrelated and completely harmless...

[Harry Flashman]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Ordinarily I'd agree, but any lady that has been touched by HF apparently is able to little else than pine, gnash and wail.

Yeah. Regret and self-loathing manifest in odd ways. Poor things.

[carrera2]

HF - did you bum her by chance?

[nervous]

carrera2 said:

HF - did you bum her by chance?

no, he did it on purpose.

[rich1231]

-JUT- said:

graham@edinburgh said:

Mon Ami Mate said:

Hopefully she won't tell you that she's about to have your baby.

Umm...

Harry Flashman said:

I did the nasty with her in May last year, very shortly before I got together with OH. OH does not know this, and C has kept quiet about it so far (but hasn’t seen either of us since the summer).

Oh dear...

any way of contacting C before tonight??? otherwise you're going to be a nervous wreck by the time you get there and OH is going to be suspicious of you, even if the "secret" C has to tell is unrelated and completely harmless...

Dont whatever you do contact here before.. how will that look?

[cptsideways]

Is she pregnant?

Edited by cptsideways on Tuesday 9th January 16:49

[carrera2]

nervous said:

carrera2 said:

HF - did you bum her by chance?

no, he did it on purpose.

Perfect.

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carrera2 said:

HF - did you bum her by chance?

If not, I hope for his sake he wore a swimming hat...

[scotal]

TonyHetherington said:

Harry Flashman said:

Mon Ami Mate has really, really scared me now.

Are you serious? Crazy woman psycho cow would have waited THAT LONG to reveal to the world she's having your little'un?! Not a chance in hell...she would have told the entire world as soon as she found out, and made a big song and dance about it. From that perspective, you're safe.

Or maybe she's waited until Jnr flash has been born, hence her not seeing either of them since the summer, and she intends presenting him or her this evening?
Or if she's a really deranged loony, she is going to declare her undying love for Flash whilst attacking the Teacher with a broken wine bottle..... who knows.

[Mon Ami Mate]

Harry Flashman said:

Mon Ami Mate has really, really scared me now.

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For Christ's sake double bag it next time...

[xiphias]

nervous said:

you see? me and riccy riccardo have lied to more dreadful old hags than youve had hot women.

That physically possible?

[TonyHetherington]

nervous said:

I TOTALLY disagree. youd be wise not to underestimate the enemy.

duuuuuuuuuude, I'm trying to put his mind at rest here!

[kaiser77]

Excellent Stuff

[Harry Flashman]

Of course, the possibility that this meeting has nothing to do with me has escaped me completely.

IT’S ALL ABOUT ME, ME, ME!!!

obviously

[nervous]

xiphias said:

nervous said:

you see? me and riccy riccardo have lied to more dreadful old hags than youve had hot women.

That physically possible?

well, theres two of us and rics predisposed to oily residue so it helps him travel.

[sleep envy]

nervous said:

you see? me and riccy riccardo have lied to more dreadful old hags than youve had hot women.

technically it's not lying, it's bluffing it out

subtle difference which makes it acceptable

[TonyHetherington]

Harry Flashman said:

Of course, the possibility that this meeting has nothing to do with me has escaped me completely.

IT’S ALL ABOUT ME, ME, ME!!!

obviously

Don't be silly, dear chap. Of COURSE it's about you

[scotal]

Harry Flashman said:

Of course, the possibility that this meeting has nothing to do with me has escaped me completely.

IT’S ALL ABOUT ME, ME, ME!!!

obviously

Yeah maybe shes going to tell the Teacher she loves her, and they will depart for some long term rug munching, leaving you alone at the bar to pick up the tab, and the pieces of your smashed and desolate life.

[sleep envy]

rich1231 said:

Dont whatever you do contact here before.. how will that look?

[nervous]

Harry Flashman said:

ME, ME, ME!!!

thats typical of you, Beaker.