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first was an ex, and its was ok, her christmas dinner came up, black tie do, she needed someone to go with, I said ok if you dirve home, she was t total anyway, we went in my car, we agreed she'd park out side her house, i'd make sure she got in ok, then'd I'd stagger back round the corner to my own place, in the event, she drove back to my place, parked the car on my drivre and came in, I was pissed, she got undressed and we went to bed, next day she went home and then called to say she was goign to burn my house down with me in it!!!!!
second I met at a party, went on one date, was all a bit flat so I thought not to worry, she text me several times a day for a month or so and I ignored them, not really and ex even, only had one date, then I got home at about 3 am on news years day and she was sat on my door step dressed as a fairey in floods of tears...
first was an ex, and its was ok, her christmas dinner came up, black tie do, she needed someone to go with, I said ok if you dirve home, she was t total anyway, we went in my car, we agreed she'd park out side her house, i'd make sure she got in ok, then'd I'd stagger back round the corner to my own place, in the event, she drove back to my place, parked the car on my drivre and came in, I was pissed, she got undressed and we went to bed, next day she went home and then called to say she was goign to burn my house down with me in it!!!!!
second I met at a party, went on one date, was all a bit flat so I thought not to worry, she text me several times a day for a month or so and I ignored them, not really and ex even, only had one date, then I got home at about 3 am on news years day and she was sat on my door step dressed as a fairey in floods of tears...
ProPlus said:
nightmare said:
paulie-mafia said:
Bet I have nightmares tonight now..
not likely sunshine
I had a female housemate attack me with a knife at 2:00am....was woken by my door slamming open and someone making a terrifying screaming noise before a shape threw itself at me. Turned out to be a girl i lived with who had a bit of an obsession and a carving knife. could have been very nasty if I ahdnt reflexively kicked her in the throat on the way in......
Jesus what the hell had you done to provoke a reaction like that?
ProPlus said:
nightmare said:
paulie-mafia said:
Bet I have nightmares tonight now..
not likely sunshine
I had a female housemate attack me with a knife at 2:00am....was woken by my door slamming open and someone making a terrifying screaming noise before a shape threw itself at me. Turned out to be a girl i lived with who had a bit of an obsession and a carving knife. could have been very nasty if I ahdnt reflexively kicked her in the throat on the way in......
Jesus what the hell had you done to provoke a reaction like that?
He probably gave the wrong answer to the "does my bum look big in this question"......
timmy33 said:
ProPlus said:
nightmare said:
paulie-mafia said:
Bet I have nightmares tonight now..
not likely sunshine
I had a female housemate attack me with a knife at 2:00am....was woken by my door slamming open and someone making a terrifying screaming noise before a shape threw itself at me. Turned out to be a girl i lived with who had a bit of an obsession and a carving knife. could have been very nasty if I ahdnt reflexively kicked her in the throat on the way in......
Jesus what the hell had you done to provoke a reaction like that?
He probably gave the wrong answer to the "does my bum look big in this question"......
ahh the female psycho ... bunny boilers the lot of them !!!
Nervy – you have to tell us. Even as a cautionary tale to make sure we steer clear of trouble. And to satisfy my now rampant curiosity…
I’ve been relatively lucky. A few unpleasant characters from short or one night relationships (like Mad Caroline, who recently tried to break me and the OH up), but long term girlfriends have been fine, and I am good friends with all of them except one (and that’s probably because I had to be held back from attacking her new boyfriend, now husband – but he started it, honest). She’s turned fat and boring anyway, so it doesn’t matter
Mild nutters include obsessive letters/notes through the door, calling my friends etc etc, but absolutely nothing on the scale of psychosis on this thread – any bad experiences I have had were just because a girl was a bit insecure or a bit sad, not because they were a raving loony. Even when I have done terrible things, the worst I have ever had is a bit of yelling and the odd thrown bit of crockery. Once had soup tipped over me in a restaurant, but I thoroughly deserved it.
Nerve the Perve – please tell us what happened. You can trust Uncle Flashy.
I’ve been relatively lucky. A few unpleasant characters from short or one night relationships (like Mad Caroline, who recently tried to break me and the OH up), but long term girlfriends have been fine, and I am good friends with all of them except one (and that’s probably because I had to be held back from attacking her new boyfriend, now husband – but he started it, honest). She’s turned fat and boring anyway, so it doesn’t matter
Mild nutters include obsessive letters/notes through the door, calling my friends etc etc, but absolutely nothing on the scale of psychosis on this thread – any bad experiences I have had were just because a girl was a bit insecure or a bit sad, not because they were a raving loony. Even when I have done terrible things, the worst I have ever had is a bit of yelling and the odd thrown bit of crockery. Once had soup tipped over me in a restaurant, but I thoroughly deserved it.
Nerve the Perve – please tell us what happened. You can trust Uncle Flashy.
Not just women who are nutters - a female friend of mine had a boyfriend who was a little odd. He used to threaten her occasionally when drunk, but never touched her. When she finally dumped him he came round to her flat, broke the door down and broke 2 of her ribs, her nose, and left her looking like she'd been in a serious car crash.
He was a kickboxing nut. She was 4 foot 6. She went back to Oz and I haven't seen her since.
Ian
He was a kickboxing nut. She was 4 foot 6. She went back to Oz and I haven't seen her since.
Ian
imfinlay said:
Not just women who are nutters - a female friend of mine had a boyfriend who was a little odd. He used to threaten her occasionally when drunk, but never touched her. When she finally dumped him he came round to her flat, broke the door down and broke 2 of her ribs, her nose, and left her looking like she'd been in a serious car crash.
He was a kickboxing nut. She was 4 foot 6. She went back to Oz and I haven't seen her since.
Ian
He was a kickboxing nut. She was 4 foot 6. She went back to Oz and I haven't seen her since.
Ian
What an incredibly nasty piece of work. A good argument for reciprocal justice if ever I've heard it, except he'd probably enjoy it.
TELL US TELL US NERVY
Only had one, that was enough. She was prone to mad trantrums over stupid things (like buying the wrong cheese at the supermarket 
)
I used to decamp to the pub whilst she chucked things about and sulked. Would come back suitably toasted and really not give a damn. She even packed her bags once and went to live back at her mum's. Cue a few days to tough it out with visits to the gym, getting blotto with my mates and messing/hooning around with the classic.
After a week, her mum rang me to ask if I'd call her getting the impression she'd cast a big cloud over her domestic bliss. My reply was simple, she can call me anytime, she left, she can sort it out. She did after a half-hearted tantrum and when I started loading her bags back into the car, she said sorry.
Talk about getting blood out of a stone, she was notoriously possessive and prone to fits of ridiculous jealousy. If she wasn't so fit and incredibly dirty in bed and me being a randy one tracked mind 20-something, I'd have dumped her sooner.
As I headed towards 30, she pulled that stunt once too often and I had less and less energy to put up with her so after two weeks of her 'moving out' for the third time; I told her enough was enough.
I had to change my mobile number, home phone and even had to get her 'talked to' by the BiB for harassment.
) I used to decamp to the pub whilst she chucked things about and sulked. Would come back suitably toasted and really not give a damn. She even packed her bags once and went to live back at her mum's. Cue a few days to tough it out with visits to the gym, getting blotto with my mates and messing/hooning around with the classic.
After a week, her mum rang me to ask if I'd call her getting the impression she'd cast a big cloud over her domestic bliss. My reply was simple, she can call me anytime, she left, she can sort it out. She did after a half-hearted tantrum and when I started loading her bags back into the car, she said sorry.
Talk about getting blood out of a stone, she was notoriously possessive and prone to fits of ridiculous jealousy. If she wasn't so fit and incredibly dirty in bed and me being a randy one tracked mind 20-something, I'd have dumped her sooner.
As I headed towards 30, she pulled that stunt once too often and I had less and less energy to put up with her so after two weeks of her 'moving out' for the third time; I told her enough was enough.
I had to change my mobile number, home phone and even had to get her 'talked to' by the BiB for harassment.
nervous said:
none of you can compete with me on this.
sadly.
sadly.
I'd come pretty close I wager. unfortunately.
Girl banging on your door unwanted in the middle of the night if you live 3 blocks away, not cool.
Coming over to to do the same, when you live 10.000 miles away: Really uncool.
Did I mention she was at that point engaged to somebody else?
NAS said:
I'd come pretty close I wager. unfortunately.
Girl banging on your door unwanted in the middle of the night if you live 3 blocks away, not cool.
Coming over to to do the same, when you live 10.000 miles away: Really uncool.
Did I mention she was at that point engaged to somebody else?
Girl banging on your door unwanted in the middle of the night if you live 3 blocks away, not cool.
Coming over to to do the same, when you live 10.000 miles away: Really uncool.
Did I mention she was at that point engaged to somebody else?
You see, now YOU have to tell us the full story too...
Come on, spill!
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