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Fruitcake said:
Einion Yrth said:
Fruitcake said:
I don't have an ex as such but from the sounds of this I need one of the psycho variety.
I imagine it'd be nice to know that there's someone out there who fantasises about you...
You know, like something to go back to if you need it.
Am I missing out here?
I imagine it'd be nice to know that there's someone out there who fantasises about you...
You know, like something to go back to if you need it.
Am I missing out here?
Never tried rabbit stew. Is it any good?
The pub at the top of Monsal Head (nr Bakewell) used to do Rabbit in Cider Stew with Dumplings ... delish!
On topic... either I manage to finish things amicably and we remain friends afterwards, or the girl was always going to turn into a bunny-boiler. What worries me are those that I'm still friendly with but may still turn.
Went out with someone 20 years my elder a few years back - within 2 weeks she'd asked me to marry her, which I put down to being drunk at the time...
Relationship carried on as a weekend thing for 9 months (nothing to worry about with that number!) before it fizzled out. Well, she ended it as she said she cared about me too much for the way I was treating her! When things ended she admitted she'd been driving out from North London to Reading most nights to sit outside my house in her car and watch what was going on!
Relationship carried on as a weekend thing for 9 months (nothing to worry about with that number!) before it fizzled out. Well, she ended it as she said she cared about me too much for the way I was treating her! When things ended she admitted she'd been driving out from North London to Reading most nights to sit outside my house in her car and watch what was going on!
I once went out with a girl when I was at uni in Bath but she was from back home in Newcastle. Wasn't really a nutter but found it hard to accept our break up. Anyway one weekend went surfing with my mates leaving very early saturday morning and getting back very late saturday night.....to find a note on the door from her.
Apparently she had decided to get on a train and come down to see if we could still make a go of things. Arrived nice and early but alas not early enough....after some 14 hours of hanging around my doorstep and no sign of me and my housemates she then got back on the train to Newcastle. Pretty long and unsuccessful journey
Apparently she had decided to get on a train and come down to see if we could still make a go of things. Arrived nice and early but alas not early enough....after some 14 hours of hanging around my doorstep and no sign of me and my housemates she then got back on the train to Newcastle. Pretty long and unsuccessful journey
My ex seems to take great delight in taking the presents I send my kids, opening them and trashing the gift in ever imaginitive ways, then sending them back to me all nicely wrapped up again. My favourite was a Postman Pat jigsaw that she'd written "You're a 
" on the side of his van. God, I wish I could laugh about it 
" on the side of his van. God, I wish I could laugh about it puggit said:
215cu said:
She was prone to mad trantrums over stupid things (like buying the wrong cheese at the supermarket
I thought that was normal female behaviour?!Well, if you'd just shagged your missus and then wiped your nob on the new raw silk curtains then you can expect a few words and stump up for the dry cleaning bill.
Get Mature Farmhouse Cheddar mixed up with West Country Mature Farmhouse Cheddar - I mean, it's only a bit of cheese. A bit of tutting will suffice.
bigandclever said:
My ex seems to take great delight in taking the presents I send my kids, opening them and trashing the gift in ever imaginitive ways, then sending them back to me all nicely wrapped up again. My favourite was a Postman Pat jigsaw that she'd written "You're a " on the side of his van. God, I wish I could laugh about it
" on the side of his van. God, I wish I could laugh about it That sounds awful. I feel for you. Do you see them? Whilst i was at uni had a random chasing me. All got a bit wierd with her accusing me of putting cameras in her room and accusing someone else of trying to poison her with radioactive isotopes (i kid you not)
Came back from a night out and headed back to a mates' corridor in halls (to raid the communal fridge...), only everyone was up at 3 am... They kept telling me to go to bed, and i kept saying no. Eventually one of the other people on the corridor cracked and told us that the girl had packed her bags, and was sat in the kitchen having written a five page letter saying how we'd know each other for five years and were getting married and i was taking her home to meet my parents... The hall warden, manager and medical centre staff were all sent for and i've never sobered up as fast.
Apparently she hadn't been taking her pills and was sent back to America the following day.
She was still sending me random letters a year later, despite the fact nothing had ever happened!
Came back from a night out and headed back to a mates' corridor in halls (to raid the communal fridge...), only everyone was up at 3 am... They kept telling me to go to bed, and i kept saying no. Eventually one of the other people on the corridor cracked and told us that the girl had packed her bags, and was sat in the kitchen having written a five page letter saying how we'd know each other for five years and were getting married and i was taking her home to meet my parents... The hall warden, manager and medical centre staff were all sent for and i've never sobered up as fast.
Apparently she hadn't been taking her pills and was sent back to America the following day.
She was still sending me random letters a year later, despite the fact nothing had ever happened!
LOL my ex husband. I was only married for a year in 2003 and six of those months where trying to get him out of my life (evil b**tard), everytime I tried to get him out he would threaten to top himself. Finally after getting him out of my life one day he came back to pick up some tools and I asked him "after all the threats of ending your life you are still in the land of the living" What give's?? He said I still might do it yet..........
My reply.............
If you would be kind enough to do it before March you will save me £1k on the divorce.
I'm still waiting!!
My reply.............
If you would be kind enough to do it before March you will save me £1k on the divorce.
I'm still waiting!!
Had a few BB's in my time but it sounds like some of you have had far worse than mine.
BandC not good, not good at all. I only hope that they will get the cance to see first hand what a vendictive b1tch they have for a mother one day when they are old enough to understand. She must live in fear of karma that woman.
BandC
not good, not good at all. I only hope that they will get the cance to see first hand what a vendictive b1tch they have for a mother one day when they are old enough to understand. She must live in fear of karma that woman.bigandclever said:
My ex seems to take great delight in taking the presents I send my kids, opening them and trashing the gift in ever imaginitive ways, then sending them back to me all nicely wrapped up again. My favourite was a Postman Pat jigsaw that she'd written "You're a " on the side of his van. God, I wish I could laugh about it
" on the side of his van. God, I wish I could laugh about it That has genuinely upset me, that's just nasty.
Sorry for you mate.
nervous said:
ProPlus said:
nervous said:
none of you can compete with me on this.
sadly.
sadly.
Your not allowed to just dangle the carrot and not divulge the info... spill the beans.
if i did you would never trust any woman, ever again. im being serious.
worst story, ever.
don't trust them anyway
so do tell
Not a pyscho ex just damn evil
I had been living with her for a year so decided to sell my flat seeing i had not used it for a year. I was going away for 4 months on a ship so left the estate agent to get on with it.
Everything was fine and dandy until i came home Then she picked me up at the airport and told me that everything was over and i was not to come back to her house. So she left me at the airport with bugger all cash, no house and no car as she had kept the lot. And this was on boxing day. She also tried to keep all the proceeds from my house sale.
last i heard she had moved in with another guy and i am sure she now has his house also.
Evil bitch may she rot in hell
but i finally got the car and cash back sadly she did not get done over by plod
Also when younger i was given the classic "your the dad" routine which was quickly dismissed due to basic human biology and 9 month gestation period and the kid popped out 13 months after we last saw each other
timmy33 said:
ProPlus said:
nightmare said:
paulie-mafia said:
Bet I have nightmares tonight now..
not likely sunshine
I had a female housemate attack me with a knife at 2:00am....was woken by my door slamming open and someone making a terrifying screaming noise before a shape threw itself at me. Turned out to be a girl i lived with who had a bit of an obsession and a carving knife. could have been very nasty if I ahdnt reflexively kicked her in the throat on the way in......
Jesus what the hell had you done to provoke a reaction like that?
He probably gave the wrong answer to the "does my bum look big in this question"......
i wish! What i'd actually done was 'not have sex and fall in love with her' She had some fairly serious 'issues' that required medication ahe wasn't taking... (I didnt know any of this as moved into the house as I was friends with the other 2 girls who failed to mention she had a history of scary nutjobbing)When I was 13 I was seeing this girl who was pretty fit if I may say so myself. Long story short I dumped her and started seeing another girl. I didnt think it would be much of an issue but then I hear she's gone a bit nuts about it all and written the word 'Hate' on her arm using a compass (the pointy type).
A week or so later I was loitering outside the cinema with my mates and she came out with her parents with her head shaved!! I couldn't hold back my shock and blurted a 'WTF??'. Parents didn't look impressed but I think they had more than me to worry about!
All very weird. Shes not bad now though and I probably still would.
A week or so later I was loitering outside the cinema with my mates and she came out with her parents with her head shaved!! I couldn't hold back my shock and blurted a 'WTF??'. Parents didn't look impressed but I think they had more than me to worry about!
All very weird. Shes not bad now though and I probably still would.
Not really, but close.
The sister of my ex did send the current MsTigger a lot of unwanted text messages. I got on well with the ex (and her parents) so decided to just take the phone round when I knew the sister would be out and have a little chat with them about it. They went mental, with her, and it stopped, thankfully without us having to involve the police, though that was the next step.
Also had a girl I lived with (who was all of 5 foot tall) go for me with a baking tray. I removed it from her and then just burst out laughing. It was hilarious, she came running and swinging it like bloody Yoda on speed, "Yoink, I'll have that, ta" and then I wandered off and sat down. I think it was just time of the month and she wasn't happy I beat her at MarioKart or something equally unimportant. (Slightly unhinged was she)
The sister of my ex did send the current MsTigger a lot of unwanted text messages. I got on well with the ex (and her parents) so decided to just take the phone round when I knew the sister would be out and have a little chat with them about it. They went mental, with her, and it stopped, thankfully without us having to involve the police, though that was the next step.
Also had a girl I lived with (who was all of 5 foot tall) go for me with a baking tray. I removed it from her and then just burst out laughing. It was hilarious, she came running and swinging it like bloody Yoda on speed, "Yoink, I'll have that, ta" and then I wandered off and sat down. I think it was just time of the month and she wasn't happy I beat her at MarioKart or something equally unimportant. (Slightly unhinged was she)
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