Discussion
NotAnUtterIdiot said:
November said:
Are you deliberately trying to be offensive or are you suffering from advanced torpor? Whatever, you're nowhere near good enough at it. Try harder or better still, try boring someone else.
Blimey. Like, issues...He bummed you with an Action Man, didn't he?
SpydieNut said:
not to you - to 'not an utter idiot' (who would appear to have chosen his name ironically)
i don't think asking someone what they have had inserted into them is appropriate that's all. i doubt he'd do it in real life and even if he would, it's not really on, is it? would you like that if someone asked your OH that?
I frequently ask my gf that very question.... And then wink at her i don't think asking someone what they have had inserted into them is appropriate that's all. i doubt he'd do it in real life and even if he would, it's not really on, is it? would you like that if someone asked your OH that?
she wasnt my girlfriend but my stalker, back at school there was one of the skanky girl in the year above who fancied me and she wrote my full name all over the school saying damian + emma forever, i love damian xxx and all that shiz and her mate in my year fancied me aswell and got me a thortons gorilla with her number on saying she liked me iced onto it then a week later she got another mate to play me a tape of her saying she loved me and how she wanted to be with me :S
L4MBOLUV3R said:
she wasnt my girlfriend but my stalker, back at school there was one of the skanky girl in the year above who fancied me and she wrote my full name all over the school saying damian + emma forever, i love damian xxx and all that shiz and her mate in my year fancied me aswell and got me a thortons gorilla with her number on saying she liked me iced onto it then a week later she got another mate to play me a tape of her saying she loved me and how she wanted to be with me :S
No, sorry, not really on a par with Nervy.You must try harder
tty Cushions".
Thread resurrection issues anyone? 
Originally March 2007, resurrected June 2008 and AGAIN January 2009!
Very impressed with the way that it originally dived OT and ended up being about Razzle rather than psycho exes
My psycho ex seems like one of the Waltons compared to Nervy's nightmare bint. After an intense
couple of weeks, I decided that despite the unbelievable sex that was on tap anytime, anywhere with this girl, she really wasn't the sort I wanted to settle down with so I ended it.
The text messages started within hours. Then she waited till I'd gone to work one afternoon, then locked and barricaded herself in the house and took a very impressive overdose. She was a nurse, she knew as well as I do exactly what to take for the desired effect. Once the pills had started to make her drowsy, she sent me another text to let me know what she'd done.
I was miles and miles away at the time, so the police had to kick down the door, and a couple of my colleagues had to cart her off sharpish (which is something we really don't do with overdoses very often).
When she was discharged a couple of days later, she decided she was probably pregnant and wasted no time telling everyone she worked with, and everyone I worked with, how I'd got her pregnant and was forcing her to have an abortion
Originally March 2007, resurrected June 2008 and AGAIN January 2009!
Very impressed with the way that it originally dived OT and ended up being about Razzle rather than psycho exes
My psycho ex seems like one of the Waltons compared to Nervy's nightmare bint. After an intense
couple of weeks, I decided that despite the unbelievable sex that was on tap anytime, anywhere with this girl, she really wasn't the sort I wanted to settle down with so I ended it. The text messages started within hours. Then she waited till I'd gone to work one afternoon, then locked and barricaded herself in the house and took a very impressive overdose. She was a nurse, she knew as well as I do exactly what to take for the desired effect. Once the pills had started to make her drowsy, she sent me another text to let me know what she'd done.
I was miles and miles away at the time, so the police had to kick down the door, and a couple of my colleagues had to cart her off sharpish (which is something we really don't do with overdoses very often).
When she was discharged a couple of days later, she decided she was probably pregnant and wasted no time telling everyone she worked with, and everyone I worked with, how I'd got her pregnant and was forcing her to have an abortion
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