Psycho Ex's

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nervous

24,050 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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scotal said:
nervous said:
scary, scary stuff







ps i did say you didnt want to know.

lets be careful out there people biglaugh

boozyhughesy

2,347 posts

220 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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Hope she didn't rub poo on that lovely Porsche you had

nervous

24,050 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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deevee said:


Nervy - that is some shocking story! Glad that you've come out of it with a balanced outlook (and nice new stuff)!

Interesting though - does your last comment there indicate that the 'lady' in question reads PH? And if so, can we expect a post from her in response?


like i said, she didn't hurt me at all. at worst, it was a inconvenience, at best it was just like picking a new house from a catalogue and letting someone else do all the lifting and painting.

shes not a pher. but sometimes things float into peoples eyeline don't they? small world and all that.

either way, it matters not. everyones alright, no harm done. I'm sure she feels terribly silly about it all now.

for myself, I'm genuinely thankful.



Edited by nervous on Tuesday 27th February 17:42

scotal

8,751 posts

280 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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boozyhughesy said:
Hope she didn't rub poo on that lovely Porsche you had


I used to work with someone who had crap smeared over the air vents on their car. Every time they turned the fan on, the sweet smell of shit wafted out. They said they didnt know who or why.

nervous

24,050 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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boozyhughesy said:
Hope she didn't rub poo on that lovely Porsche you had


no, but she did key it front to back. did i mention that already?

timmy33

9,325 posts

228 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:

either way, it matters not. everyones alright, no harm done. I'm sure she feels terribly silly about it all now.

for myself, I'm genuinely thankful.
Edited by nervous on Tuesday 27th February 17:42


Nice that you can be so forgiving/ mellow.

daveco

4,140 posts

208 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
deevee said:


Nervy - that is some shocking story! Glad that you've come out of it with a balanced outlook (and nice new stuff)!

Interesting though - does your last comment there indicate that the 'lady' in question reads PH? And if so, can we expect a post from her in response?


like i said, she didnt hurt me at all. at worst, it was a inconvienience, at best it was just like picking a new house from a catalougue and letting someone else do all the lifting and painting.


shes not a pher. but sometimes things float into peoples eyeline dont they? small world and all that.

either way, it matters not. everyones alright, no harm done. im sure she feels terribly silly about it all now.

for myself, im genuinley thankful.


Wouldn't speak too soon mate. She now knows she can get away with spreading shit all over your house, even though she was spotted at the crime scene, had no alibi, and left fingerprints. Was she just fat and ugly or does she have any pikey connections?

marandlau

334 posts

212 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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christ, worst that ever happened to me was an ex let my tires down. In the middle of birmingham, when i finished work at 2am. Ever tried to pump up your tires with crowds of drunks going past? Ended up driving off on flats until i could park somewhere quieter!

scotal

8,751 posts

280 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
boozyhughesy said:
Hope she didn't rub poo on that lovely Porsche you had


no, but she did key it front to back. did i mention that already?



Does anyone know how to declare a Fatwah? I mean destroying your house is one thing.... but keying a GT3!

carrera2

8,352 posts

233 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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Is she available for hire on a smaller scale nervy?

I need a small bathroom redoing and a new shed - you think if I merely wine and dine her once and maybe pinch her battleshipesque arse she might be persuaded to be-foul specific areas?

nervous

24,050 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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carrera2 said:
Is she available for hire on a smaller scale nervy?

I need a small bathroom redoing and a new shed - you think if I merely wine and dine her once and maybe pinch her battleshipesque arse she might be persuaded to be-foul specific areas?


for you, anything.

some days i dont know how i do it for the money.

nervous

24,050 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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timmy33 said:


Nice that you can be so forgiving/ mellow.


its easy. im better than her. and less mental.

before this, i wouldnt have been able to say that about anyone.

carrera2

8,352 posts

233 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
carrera2 said:
Is she available for hire on a smaller scale nervy?

I need a small bathroom redoing and a new shed - you think if I merely wine and dine her once and maybe pinch her battleshipesque arse she might be persuaded to be-foul specific areas?


for you, anything.

some days i dont know how i do it for the money.


Nice one. I'll send you the spec - you send me the whale. thumbup

nervous

24,050 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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daveco said:


Wouldn't speak too soon mate. She now knows she can get away with spreading shit all over your house, even though she was spotted at the crime scene, had no alibi, and left fingerprints. Was she just fat and ugly or does she have any pikey connections?


well, she smelled bad and kept dags, so maybe.

ultimately, I'm not scared of any repercussions. whats the worst she can do? do it again? reckon it would lose its already limited impact the second time. and she saved me getting highlights for months.

bring it on. i think its sweet.





Edited by nervous on Tuesday 27th February 17:54

nervous

24,050 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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carrera2 said:


Nice one. I'll send you the spec - you send me the whale. thumbup


done and done.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
brand new clothes


that was the only funny thing to come out of this

what size are you again?

nervous

24,050 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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sleep envy said:
nervous said:
brand new clothes


that was the only funny thing to come out of this

what size are you again?


blueys, ferry's and DS's. interestingly, not my own.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
sleep envy said:
nervous said:
brand new clothes


that was the only funny thing to come out of this

what size are you again?


blueys, ferry's and DS's. interestingly, not my own.


hehe

classic

Harry Flashman

19,402 posts

243 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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Jesus, nervy. I mean, good god.

One of the things which worries me is that you simply didn’t see how crazy she was – that it was so well hidden. I mean, I have met plenty of nutjobs, but always been able to see them for what they are and avoid getting involved (or give them my mate’s number when I scarper the morning after). The temptation for revenge must be overwhelming in your case.

Very poor performance by the police too. I would get the press involved, frankly. Although you then may find yourself being pulled over a lot…so perhaps not (gits).

On the other hand – brand new stuff?

*greed overcomes common sense and he heads off looking for a psychotic hosebeast*

nervous

24,050 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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Harry Flashman said:
Jesus, nervy. I mean, good god.

One of the things which worries me is that you simply didn’t see how crazy she was – that it was so well hidden. I mean, I have met plenty of nutjobs, but always been able to see them for what they are and avoid getting involved (or give them my mate’s number when I scarper the morning after). The temptation for revenge must be overwhelming in your case.



yeah, i know. i felt foolish about that. very amateurish play on my part. Ive adopted a policy of just assuming they're all mental now. crazy now or crazy later, chum. it makes no odds.

either way, eyes open chaps.

as for revenge, you're right it is very tempting.
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