Another marriage guidance question to the masses
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anonymous said:
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A friend of mine decided to try and spice up her relationship by surprising her husband whilst out shopping. She'd gone out wearing a skirt and whilst walking round Sainsburys she discreetly whispered in his ear that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His reply - "Let's hope you don't fall over in front of the fish counter then!".Who says romance is dead.
Jay Ayegees said:
Grow up and act like a man not a spoilt child.
A bit harsh but yes - you have responsibilities, what sort of example is that you to your kids?How would you feel if you were on the receiving end?
Besides, you have no idea what it would do to them (as well as your missus).
I hope you do the right thing
timmy33 said:
Mrs Trackside said:
She'd gone out wearing a skirt and whilst walking round Sainsburys she discreetly whispered in his ear that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His reply - "Let's hope you don't fall over in front of the fish counter then!".
Who says romance is dead.
Who says romance is dead.
quality. 
Mrs Trackside said:
A friend of mine decided to try and spice up her relationship by surprising her husband whilst out shopping. She'd gone out wearing a skirt and whilst walking round Sainsburys she discreetly whispered in his ear that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His reply - "Let's hope you don't fall over in front of the fish counter then!".
Who says romance is dead.
Who says romance is dead.
Mrs Trackside said:
[A friend of mine decided to try and spice up her relationship by surprising her husband whilst out shopping. She'd gone out wearing a skirt and whilst walking round Sainsburys she discreetly whispered in his ear that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His reply - "Let's hope you don't fall over in front of the fish counter then!".
Who says romance is dead.
Come on Mrs T, that was you wasn't it? Who says romance is dead.
frazer guest said:
john_r said:
MID LIFE CRISIS!Get over it, and yourself.
Buy a new sports car, shag yer wife more often (visit Ann Summers together?) - or someone else will, and also get out with the wife for dinner at least once a week without the kids.
A while ago, when my wife, (then fiance), was deported, i thought that i would never see her again, and i came very close to losing her by thinking that the grass was greener. In retrospect, what an idiot i was.
I am so glad that i chose to marry the right woman, instead of getting carried away with that excited feeling that you get when your about 16, and start chassing after another women.
I think that if you do jump ship, you will find yourself in the same situation in another 10 years.
My advice would be to try your dam hardest to put a spark back into your current relationship, talk to your wife, flirt with her, do your fair share of housework, buy her diamonds, take her shopping to buy sexy underwear, tell her you love her, make her dinner, give her a massage, get her to give you a gobble in the cinema, bend her over and give her a good seeing to in the toilets of Tescos, (makes the shopping more fun), take her away to Venice for the weekend as a suprise, anything really to put a spark back into your relationship. Believe me, making your wife happy will give you a great deal of satisfaction.
Edited by frazer guest on Thursday 24th May 16:32
Smiler. said:
Mrs Trackside said:
[A friend of mine decided to try and spice up her relationship by surprising her husband whilst out shopping. She'd gone out wearing a skirt and whilst walking round Sainsburys she discreetly whispered in his ear that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His reply - "Let's hope you don't fall over in front of the fish counter then!".
Who says romance is dead.
Come on Mrs T, that was you wasn't it? Who says romance is dead.
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