Shaving the old boy

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thewave

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14,697 posts

209 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Shaving the pubic region. I have no shame, it's something I've been doing a while, and it's now being discussed by my work colleagues, and the cleaners (who all know). As one of the guys from footy has let slip (although there are a few who do the same there).

Now out of 12 people currently in my office, 'apparently' I am the only one with a penis that looks like it's fresh from shrinkwrap, and I just can't believe I'm the only one.

Serious enquiry people, who's going to change their profile name and own up to shaving????

This applies to male and female, as my wife does the same (she'd kill me if she found me letting this out)



arfur

3,871 posts

214 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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short, neat and tidy trimmed... thought that was normal these days

Plotloss

67,280 posts

270 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Mental note to self.

Congratulate Mrs TheWave on shaven haven.

kiwisr

9,335 posts

207 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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No need to change my name, been doing it for years, as has the wife and the previous two girlfriends.

The benefits too numerous to list.

Edit : Not a complete shave for me, just the sack, the rest is trimmed very short.

Edited by kiwisr on Monday 10th September 14:21

thewave

Original Poster:

14,697 posts

209 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Plotloss said:
Mental note to self.

Congratulate Mrs TheWave on shaven haven.
laugh

Mental note to self.

Never take MrsWave to any PH events

Prof Beard

6,669 posts

227 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Everything about me is as nature intended (but cleaner wink ). I don't shave ANYTHING smile

Nick P

29,977 posts

251 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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I once heard that if you shave the meat and 2 veg, that it makes the whole kaboodle look bigger.

arfur

3,871 posts

214 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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thewave said:
Plotloss said:
Mental note to self.

Congratulate Mrs TheWave on shaven haven.
laugh

Mental note to self.

Never take MrsWave to any PH events
A tongue test is the only way to be sure

BigBazza

2,135 posts

247 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Can I just warn anyone thinking of trying it, DO NOT use IMMAC on your sack - Jesus H Christ its a stinger.

Me and the Mrs are both just neat and tidy, we've both gone for the Kojak look before now but prefer a little something there.

tigger1

8,402 posts

221 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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<sticks hand in air>

MrsTigger1 goes for a neat "landing strip" - Veets (immac) most of it and trims the stripe.

I go for a cheeky trim too - bald underneath and down to a couple of millimetres around the front. MrsTigger prefers to floss in the bathroom, not the bedroom, as do I.

(Makes the little fella look longer too...espescially if you cheekily go bald slightly above yer chap whilst keeping hair elsewhere - a cunning plan)

Edited 5 months later for a typo!

Edited by tigger1 on Thursday 28th February 09:28

Silverbullet767

10,704 posts

206 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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tigger1 said:
if you cheekily go bald slightly above yer chap whilst keeping hair elsewhere - a cunning plan)
scratchchin Interesting.....

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Short back and sides, or duck's arse, anyone...?rofl

Schnell

26,140 posts

214 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Not ashamed to admit that I am an advocate of keeping things tidy down there. Infact I was going to start a thread on this very topic!

Whilst it is sometimes a bit risky taking a razor to your man bag, I am of the opinion that if I dont like to 'cut through the undergrowth' when munching rug, then neither will the Mrs!

becca_viola

9,932 posts

211 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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tigger1 said:
<sticks hand in air>

MrsTigger1 goes for a neat "landing strip" - Veets (immac) most of it and trims the stripe.

I go for a cheeky trim too - bald underneath and down to a couple of millimetres around the front. MrsTigger prefers to floss in the bedroom, not the bathroom, as do I.

(Makes the little fella look longer too...espescially if you cheekily go bald slightly above yer chap whilst keeping hair elsewhere - a cunning plan)
You got bedroom and bathroom the wrong way round. HTH. paperbag

Plotloss

67,280 posts

270 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Frankly, not in a million years would I have expected to see a thread about 'doing your admin' appear on PH.

RVVUNM

1,913 posts

209 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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(Makes the little fella look longer too...espescially if you cheekily go bald slightly above yer chap whilst keeping hair elsewhere - a cunning plan


rofl I thought I had that little trick to myself.

qube_TA

8,402 posts

245 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Yup, all smooth, been like that for years (wife attacked me with a razor way back when, preferred it that way and have kept it ever since). You have to keep up to it though as it feels horrid after a couple of days when it grows back.

Waxing last longer but you can't really do it yourself.


king arthur

6,566 posts

261 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Don't see why there's anything to be ashamed about. Especially if your pubes are ginger.

kiwisr

9,335 posts

207 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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RVVUNM said:
(Makes the little fella look longer too...espescially if you cheekily go bald slightly above yer chap whilst keeping hair elsewhere - a cunning plan


rofl I thought I had that little trick to myself.
It's a nice trick, but must admit one that I'd never need to use.

pistonbroke PHd

2,058 posts

208 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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hey - anyone need any advice, I'd be delighted to help

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