Whats the worst biscuit?

Whats the worst biscuit?

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markmullen

15,877 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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Savoury biscuits to go with cheese.

All wrong.

s-w-p

375 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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Pink Wafers. That's what the poor people eat.



And as for "Pink n Whites" (as above but bigger and with imitation marshmallow in the middle) - they're what the real hardcore pikeys eat.nono

Woody

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2,187 posts

284 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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I can't believe that the humble bourbon isn't very well liked!
I'm not sure about 'nice' biscuits - I can take 'em or leave 'em.

Chris

Jderh

6,225 posts

207 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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Anything with coconut or chocolate orange in and those pink wafers are rank.

Choocy hobnobs or choccy digestives are the best.

ClassyChassis

231 posts

199 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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markmullen said:
Savoury biscuits to go with cheese.

All wrong.
Best biscuits to go with cheese ever, McVities Caramelised Onion biscuit/cracker things. Heaven.

Skywalker

3,269 posts

214 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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The one that the loser has to eat after That Game.

also Carrs Water biscuits.

Frik

13,542 posts

243 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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Everyone said:
Bourbons
nono

A low quality bourbon is indeed a cardboardy disappointment, but a decent one is divine.

cloud9

sleep envy

62,260 posts

249 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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a soggy one

markmullen

15,877 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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sleep envy said:
a soggy one
hurl

zoe22

856 posts

243 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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ClassyChassis said:
markmullen said:
Savoury biscuits to go with cheese.

All wrong.
Best biscuits to go with cheese ever, McVities Caramelised Onion biscuit/cracker things. Heaven.
Nooooo! Digestive biscuits with cheese cloud9

Biker's Nemesis

38,666 posts

208 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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Rich Tea. vomit

ClassyChassis

231 posts

199 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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zoe22 said:
ClassyChassis said:
markmullen said:
Savoury biscuits to go with cheese.

All wrong.
Best biscuits to go with cheese ever, McVities Caramelised Onion biscuit/cracker things. Heaven.
Nooooo! Digestive biscuits with cheese cloud9
These McVities ones are like digestives, only with cheese & caramelised red onion in them. Really, they're great.
:drooling:

alman

796 posts

210 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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standard digestives, just boring really

Catz

4,812 posts

211 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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Custard creams vomit

Pony

917 posts

220 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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s-w-p said:
Pink Wafers. That's what the poor people eat.



And as for "Pink n Whites" (as above but bigger and with imitation marshmallow in the middle) - they're what the real hardcore pikeys eat.nono
'

aaah pink n whites, me gran used to get them, before she died, they were bloody marvellous things, gooey, sweet yet crispy at the same timelick bit harsh to tarr them with the pikey brush i would happily eat a packet or two. can hardly be classed as biscuits though.

the worst are, above all, digestives. i would know, them's the only biscuit my dad used to buy so i had to put up with boring tasteless shite that wouldn't even dunk. that is until he discovered chocolate hobnobs, now theres a quality biscuit.

ganglandboss

8,307 posts

203 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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Everyone who has said they don't like the pink wafer biscuits are completely wrong, they are great.

They are simply worried that by admitting to liking a pink biscuit they may expose their own latent homosexuality! hehe

collateral

7,238 posts

218 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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Standard digestive = blah

bobt

1,323 posts

203 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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s-w-p said:
Pink Wafers. That's what the poor people eat.



And as for "Pink n Whites" (as above but bigger and with imitation marshmallow in the middle) - they're what the real hardcore pikeys eat.nono
The pink ones are always left at the bottom of the tin until the obese one comes along at their mum's wedding and cleans up like a supercharged dyson.

Disgusting processed shite that is probably less expensive to manufacture per square metre, than roof insulation board, but has very similar properties.

Winton

106 posts

214 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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I plump for those cheap ass Danish Butter selections that your ex-girlfriend's granny always has at Christmas. Nasty.

s-w-p

375 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th October 2007
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ganglandboss said:
Everyone who has said they don't like the pink wafer biscuits are completely wrong, they are great.
Wrong. I would rather suck the dirt from under my allotment-owning neighbours' fingernails than let a rancid pink wafer pass my lips. Cack they are. hurl

ganglandboss said:
They are simply worried that by admitting to liking a pink biscuit they may expose their own latent homosexuality! hehe
Wrong again. I'm a girl.