Foods that make you fart

[eldar]

Cauliflower. Horrible

[BB-Q]

Breathing, apparently.

[Vesuvius 996]

Pizzas with chili on. Guff central.

Lamb vindaloo.

[thebluebus]

I believe I forgot some important ones:

Coleslaw.
Humous.
Pork pies.
Quorn.
Eggs. Out of a chicken - daren't risk other types.

[jagdpanther]

thebluebus said:

Eggs

In traditional Red Dwarf style, have you ever tried triple fried egg sandwich with chili-sauce? (I omitted the chutney)

Thats a one way ticket to fartsville, if you're lucky enough to miss that cackyapants exchange

[son of a vette]

Chip shop chips!!!! Phew!!!!

That and Chip shop haggis!!!!!! The smell in the morning is enough to make my eyes water!

So far I've trained myself not to touch them..............until I've had arround six pints, then it seems like the best idea in the world to eat them both together on the way home.......disaster!!!!!!

[GLENRED]

1.Raw egg whites used to eat about 20 a day when i was training
2. Thai green curry

You gotta give me space when i eat this

Edited by GLENRED on Friday 11th January 20:53

[otolith]

Jerusalem artichokes. Lethal.

[speedy_noo]

San Miguel gets me trumping like a trooper for some strange reason. Don't really get this with other beer..

[crikey]

Peanuts, or anything with lots of nuts in.

Plus they make my poo sticky.

[mybrainhurts]

Ask him ----> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/255/

[Pat101]

KFC for me, just fowl.

[eldar]

Pat101 said:

KFC for me, just fowl.

Cock?

[Pat101]

eldar said:

Pat101 said:

KFC for me, just fowl.

Cock?

self abuser?

[bodhi]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Lamb vindaloo.

Vindaloo farts are not nice. They have been known to strip wallpaper before now.

Mexican food farts are amusing however. Fajitas especially build up a lot of gas, which can be released to a tune of your choosing.

[Ordinary Bloke]

I'm with thebluebus, just about everything these days...

Farts are fun, aren't they? For blokes, anyway. We're kind of proud of them...

[frankhovis]

crikey said:

Peanuts, or anything with lots of nuts in.

Plus they make my poo sticky.

[Timberwolf]

Today, I have been at the Ginsters spicy chicken slices.

parp.

[kjl996]

Guiness
Roast beef (not sure if its the beef/gravy/potatoes/yorkshires/mustard or the sheer volume)
Jaipur Walla Special Banquet

[TpdNotts]

Most things make me fart, but seeing as I have a juvenile sense of humour I find farting exceptionally amusing 99% of the time as does most members of my family. I know some people find it disgusting, and there is the right time and place for it but TBH its better out than in! There's nothing worse than wind pains which can be easily remedied by relieving oneself of said fart.