Why do beards itch?
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asbo said:
eharding said:
Now, just a cotton-picking second;
...and you thought you had problems.Ladyhayles said:
The OH grows a beard every year in the "Grand Beard Cultivating Contest" with his housemate which starts at the end of September and ends on Christmas Day with them both looking like Al Queda members.
OH complains of itchy beard syndrome during these contests but swears by fully washing the beard with shampoo and conditioner and it makes it much softer and more "lady friendly" too.
I'm tired, having spent a rather cold hour on the hard shoulder of the M4 when the Rangie's alternator decided to die, and hence possibly confused - but your OH has a "housemate", and they have beard growing competitions?OH complains of itchy beard syndrome during these contests but swears by fully washing the beard with shampoo and conditioner and it makes it much softer and more "lady friendly" too.
Jimbeaux said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Beards are vile. The only 'wimmin' who like them are saggy-titted, sandal-wearing, frizzy-haired, ale-quaffing lentilistas with chin hair they can comb. Fact.
Edited by Jimbeaux on Friday 9th January 00:21
I couldn't agree more, in fact worthy of another...
Before shaving a beard off you must make a mental map of how you will do it to gain the most amount of facial hair looks as possible.
Beards are great, they instill confidence in those around you and make desirable women wobble at the knees. Only undesirable wmen don't like beards, it's a scientific fact.
Dave!
Beards are great, they instill confidence in those around you and make desirable women wobble at the knees. Only undesirable wmen don't like beards, it's a scientific fact.
Dave!
carter711 said:
agentzigzag said:
Beards itch because everything that blokes enjoy MUST have a downside
Cars - Breakdown
Women - Nagging
Booze - Falling over
Rock and roll - Youngsters 'dissin' your 'choonz'
War - Death
Top Gear - Hammond
Football - Man U
Cars - Breakdown
Women - Nagging
Booze - Falling over
Rock and roll - Youngsters 'dissin' your 'choonz'
War - Death
Top Gear - Hammond
Football - Man U
especially the falling over. That is too my number one concern when drunk.
smack said:
asbo said:
eharding said:
Now, just a cotton-picking second;
...and you thought you had problems.Ladyhayles said:
The OH grows a beard every year in the "Grand Beard Cultivating Contest" with his housemate which starts at the end of September and ends on Christmas Day with them both looking like Al Queda members.
OH complains of itchy beard syndrome during these contests but swears by fully washing the beard with shampoo and conditioner and it makes it much softer and more "lady friendly" too.
I'm tired, having spent a rather cold hour on the hard shoulder of the M4 when the Rangie's alternator decided to die, and hence possibly confused - but your OH has a "housemate", and they have beard growing competitions?OH complains of itchy beard syndrome during these contests but swears by fully washing the beard with shampoo and conditioner and it makes it much softer and more "lady friendly" too.
Trust me - there is nothing "gay" about either of them - they don't have enough fashion sense or grooming abilities between them to even make one homosexual!
The only other thing I can say in their defence is that they are both engineers!
dwilkie said:
Normally the phase comes in after about a week, goes by the end of the 2nd or 3rd with me. And yes, I do wash.
I normally shave it off after a while and start again. Not sure why. Top tip to not trash razors - go over it with a set of hair clippers first and THEN shave it
I normally shave it off after a while and start again. Not sure why. Top tip to not trash razors - go over it with a set of hair clippers first and THEN shave it
next time keep it beards rock!!!
Well I do have it at the moment... You should have seen it when I went to Norway with work - it's no wonder I got stopped by customs when I landed! I do agree though, I normally keep it for a couple of months, shave it off, then immediately regret it and grow it again. Rinse, repeat.
Last time I shaved it off when people started pointing out I had more hair on my face than my head... I DO drive a Rover though, so I think it's justified!
Last time I shaved it off when people started pointing out I had more hair on my face than my head... I DO drive a Rover though, so I think it's justified!
dwilkie said:
Well I do have it at the moment... You should have seen it when I went to Norway with work - it's no wonder I got stopped by customs when I landed! I do agree though, I normally keep it for a couple of months, shave it off, then immediately regret it and grow it again. Rinse, repeat.
Last time I shaved it off when people started pointing out I had more hair on my face than my head... I DO drive a Rover though, so I think it's justified!
have you seen what i drive?......... it's compolsery Last time I shaved it off when people started pointing out I had more hair on my face than my head... I DO drive a Rover though, so I think it's justified!
Howitzer said:
Before shaving a beard off you must make a mental map of how you will do it to gain the most amount of facial hair looks as possible.
Next time around I'll be going the unorthodox route of shaving the chin first, to get "The Hetfield", followed by "The Sidey'd Sanchez" and finally "The Village People".
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