People shagging in your house

[Urban Sports]

CrashTD said:

SpydieNut said:

NDA said:

The couple by my feet started going at it (quietly) but - much to my surprise - when he got on the short strokes, he pushed against my feckin' foot for extra purchase.

should've booted his foot and put him off his stroke

Just dug this thread up from Wiki by mistake. Probably the best PH thread ever.

Bump for anybody who hasn't seen it

Fark, I forgot I even started this thread, the shagging hasn't happened since, I took advice from PH!!