People shagging in your house

People shagging in your house

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Jasandjules

69,931 posts

230 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Hmm, happily not been in that situation - but then this house has thick walls so may not have noticed......

TheGreatSoprendo

5,286 posts

250 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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thegavster said:
he seems to like shagging birds without locking doors.
Where does one find birds with locking doors? confused

Fruitcake

3,850 posts

227 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Repay the favour by shagging in their kitchen at a dinner party.

OK, it's not the same but still cheeky.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Davi said:
wait till they finish then give a round of applause, shrill whistles etc. See how long it takes them to pluck up courage to come down in the morning biggrin
laughBest one so far.

Wasted Bullet

426 posts

253 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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TheGreatSoprendo said:
thegavster said:
he seems to like shagging birds without locking doors.
Where does one find birds with locking doors? confused
I think he meant draws... and they begain banning them in the 60's... It's taken years of darwinian evolution to breed them out.

Brown and Boris

11,800 posts

236 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Last year at a friends party a couple got at it in their outdoor spa pool: two guys. Believe me, it emptied that pool quicker than you could believe.

All guests retreated to the house and most went home. Real bummer.

M400 NBL

3,529 posts

213 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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4. Learn from your mistake and set up a camcorder next time.
5. Profusely knock one out.
6. Post the footage on the net.

shadowninja

76,387 posts

283 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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crackthatoff said:
spikeyhead said:
kiwisr said:
4. Everyone masturbate ALL over them.
EFA
EFA
EFA

Wellllll, my name is Japan-related. wink

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Brown and Boris said:
Last year at a friends party a couple got at it in their outdoor spa pool: two guys.

All guests retreated to the house and most went home. Real bummer.
heheTrying to decide if that was intentional or not

Pickled Piper

6,344 posts

236 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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This thread takes me back to the days of being a student and shared houses.

One student couple used to obviously delight in their own exhibitionist tendencies. They would regularly attend house parties and end up physically coupled in the garden or in a spare room with the door ajar. They became something of a standing joke and much to their disappointment they ceased being the centre of attention. Their antics came to a halt when people got so bored with them that they either ignored them completely or threw a bucket of water over them.

I have no doubt, that if they are still together they will have their own website.

pp

Goldeeno

698 posts

196 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Omg student days... the walls were too thin! LOL at the replys to this... i cant wait for the next time im at a holiday in!

Twit

2,908 posts

265 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Goldeeno said:
Omg student days... the walls were too thin! LOL at the replys to this... i cant wait for the next time im at a holiday in!
Good god, yes. I remember the guy who had the room next to mine in the 1st year. He pulled some woman significantly older than him and then proceeded to go at it all night. It was impossible to block out and in the end I got up at about 8 in the morning walked out of my door to see his door open and her lying spread eagled on the bed whilst he took pictures! Took a few months of therapy to get over that one...

Funny thing was she came back 3 or 4 days later, same sorry noises came form his room for an hour or so until there was this huge crash. She had, apparently, reached up to grad the shelf above his bed and pulled the thing off the wall brings everything down on her... Didnt see her after that.

Absolute hound, in fact recounting the story has brought back dark memories...!

Goldeeno

698 posts

196 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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I miss those days!

Im sure you could put your ear to the wall.... as you do... and here various tones of banging from upto 5 floors above. I think if i had a good tape recorder, that could make number 1 in the charts!


Twit

2,908 posts

265 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Goldeeno said:
I miss those days!

Im sure you could put your ear to the wall.... as you do... and here various tones of banging from upto 5 floors above. I think if i had a good tape recorder, that could make number 1 in the charts!
Indeed, we worked out that all the sinks were kind of connected as you went up and down the blocks so they acted as really good amplifiers... wink Happy days!!

Goldeeno

698 posts

196 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Twit said:
Goldeeno said:
I miss those days!

Im sure you could put your ear to the wall.... as you do... and here various tones of banging from upto 5 floors above. I think if i had a good tape recorder, that could make number 1 in the charts!
Indeed, we worked out that all the sinks were kind of connected as you went up and down the blocks so they acted as really good amplifiers... wink Happy days!!
I see you have alot of experience when it comes to this biggrin, you should write a book!

KANEIT

2,567 posts

220 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Bang on the wall and shout 'fancy going twos on a bd?'

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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7...Quietly open the door and send the dogs in

Twit

2,908 posts

265 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Goldeeno said:
I see you have alot of experience when it comes to this biggrin, you should write a book!
Ha ha! Indeed, in my second year we had a goth girl move in half way through the year. She was a great laugh, but had well different tastes - she used to like being tied down with barbed wire and had what can best be described as a 'war chest' in her room! The noises from her room were interesting and I was downstairs and the other end of the house from her! None of that knowledge was gained from personal experience I may add!!!

Goldeeno

698 posts

196 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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i love this place, pure comedy!

RadoVR6

1,210 posts

207 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
7...Quietly open the door and stand there imitating their noises while staring at them 'a la' rain man