People shagging in your house
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The not yet Mrs Henry-F & I were taking a bit of a road trip through France, Spain and down to the Algarve many years ago in little 3.2 Carrera. We had a week or so in Portugal and then set out on the return leg.
Hotels were stayed in on a bit of an ad-hoc basis and just south of Madrid we ended up in a place called the Hotel Mercedes. It was a bit odd from the off, dark and some how not quite right. There was a coach load of English staying so we figured safety in numbers and decided it would do for the night. We were shown to our room by a little lad from the Adams family.
We went out into the local area for dinner, returned, hit the sack and were woken during the night by the sound of next door`s headboard banging against our wall. This was accompanied by the sound of groans, wails and screams. Clearly we weren`t going to get back to sleep for a while so fired up with enthusiasm decided to have a quick bash ourselves.
Thinking nothing more of it we drifted off to sleep.
Morning came and we tucked into a hearty breakfast when all of a sudden two familiar voices from last night came into earshot. Turning to look we were horrified to see that not only were they 2 blokes but they were the 2 blokes that had just cooked our scrambled egg breakfast.
Keep smiling.
Henry
Hotels were stayed in on a bit of an ad-hoc basis and just south of Madrid we ended up in a place called the Hotel Mercedes. It was a bit odd from the off, dark and some how not quite right. There was a coach load of English staying so we figured safety in numbers and decided it would do for the night. We were shown to our room by a little lad from the Adams family.
We went out into the local area for dinner, returned, hit the sack and were woken during the night by the sound of next door`s headboard banging against our wall. This was accompanied by the sound of groans, wails and screams. Clearly we weren`t going to get back to sleep for a while so fired up with enthusiasm decided to have a quick bash ourselves.
Thinking nothing more of it we drifted off to sleep.
Morning came and we tucked into a hearty breakfast when all of a sudden two familiar voices from last night came into earshot. Turning to look we were horrified to see that not only were they 2 blokes but they were the 2 blokes that had just cooked our scrambled egg breakfast.
Keep smiling.
Henry
Lois22 said:
Be thankful they were in another room. Many years ago I stayed over at a friends house and her and her BF started going at it in the middle of the night while I was asleep on the floor. In my semi-asleep state I didn't quite connect what the heavy breathing was until the next morning!!
Rubbish - should have joined in. Previous NYE party I was with a girl and ended going back to her place with her friend. We all had to share one bed, so I got with the girl that I had been with all night, then she went to sleep - so I turned round and... 
(Probably the closest I will ever get to a threesome too 
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I think you just have to listen. Maybe ask them to strip the sheets in the morning?
I remember when I was about 16 going on a sponsored walk which took in an overnight stay and meant I slept the night on the floor of a school hall in my sleeping bag. The couple by my feet started going at it (quietly) but - much to my surprise - when he got on the short strokes, he pushed against my feckin' foot for extra purchase.
I was too young to do anything so I kind of kept still so as not to spoil his moment.
I used to me a member of my university's canoe club and every year just after freshers week the club would go on a trip to the Forrest of Dean to initiate the newbies.
These trips were brilliant for the existing members to cherry pick any young hotties wishing to be shown advanced thrusting paddling techniques. We would always stay in an old scout hut which meant everyone would be sleeping within 2 feet of each other......One year sticks in my mind more than others and still haunts me to this day. Me and my best friend had been putting some ground work in to these two newbies for the week before the trip and all was going well. We arrived at the hut, put our camping mats and sleeping bags down to make sure that we were next to the girls, then we went to the pub to get drunk and get in some last ditch flirting. On our return we were all slightly worse for wear and danced around a bit before collapsing on to our sleeping bags. I had a quick fumble with my girl before dropping off to sleep. A few hours later i was awoken by someone shoving me in the back in a rhythmic fashion......this turned out to be my mate spooning the girl he'd pulled! As he was just reaching the vinegar strokes he shouts 'f
k!!', I was very drunk and tired so pulled my sleeping bag over my head and tried to get back to sleep.
The next morning my friend and his bird got a standing ovation from the club as everyone heard their antics the previous night. The part that still haunts me is some of the detail that I found out later. The shout of 'fk!!' just as my mate was unloading his man juice was because he'd gone in bareback and didn't want to end up with a pregnant fresher, so he pulled out and unloaded all over his sleeping bag. Worst of all the sleeping bag wasn't even his, it was his sisters!! He gave it back to her unwashed 
These trips were brilliant for the existing members to cherry pick any young hotties wishing to be shown advanced thrusting paddling techniques
. We would always stay in an old scout hut which meant everyone would be sleeping within 2 feet of each other......One year sticks in my mind more than others and still haunts me to this day. Me and my best friend had been putting some ground work in to these two newbies for the week before the trip and all was going well. We arrived at the hut, put our camping mats and sleeping bags down to make sure that we were next to the girls, then we went to the pub to get drunk and get in some last ditch flirting. On our return we were all slightly worse for wear and danced around a bit before collapsing on to our sleeping bags. I had a quick fumble with my girl before dropping off to sleep. A few hours later i was awoken by someone shoving me in the back in a rhythmic fashion......this turned out to be my mate spooning the girl he'd pulled! As he was just reaching the vinegar strokes he shouts 'fk!!', I was very drunk and tired so pulled my sleeping bag over my head and tried to get back to sleep.The next morning my friend and his bird got a standing ovation from the club as everyone heard their antics the previous night. The part that still haunts me is some of the detail that I found out later. The shout of 'f
k!!' just as my mate was unloading his man juice was because he'd gone in bareback and didn't want to end up with a pregnant fresher, so he pulled out and unloaded all over his sleeping bag. Worst of all the sleeping bag wasn't even his, it was his sisters!! He gave it back to her unwashed NDA said:
I think you just have to listen. Maybe ask them to strip the sheets in the morning?
I remember when I was about 16 going on a sponsored walk which took in an overnight stay and meant I slept the night on the floor of a school hall in my sleeping bag. The couple by my feet started going at it (quietly) but - much to my surprise - when he got on the short strokes, he pushed against my feckin' foot for extra purchase.
I was too young to do anything so I kind of kept still so as not to spoil his moment.
Thanks - You've given me a good laugh this morning I remember when I was about 16 going on a sponsored walk which took in an overnight stay and meant I slept the night on the floor of a school hall in my sleeping bag. The couple by my feet started going at it (quietly) but - much to my surprise - when he got on the short strokes, he pushed against my feckin' foot for extra purchase.
I was too young to do anything so I kind of kept still so as not to spoil his moment.
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