Jordan lingerie launch - caption competition

[Vesuvius 996]

[Fetchez la vache]

Don't fancy yours much. Or yours. Or yours. Or...

[Paulle]

Bunch of tits!
The one on the right forgot her iron.

[Broken Hero]

At least 3 of them are blokes

[Vesuvius 996]

La vache est a droite.

[PH5121]

'All creatures great and small'

[Tony*T3]

Vesuvius 996 said:

The recipiants of Jordans cast off TiT implants got together for a group photo....

[The GMan]

Is that Peter Andre in a wig, one in on her left?

[10 Pence Short]

What's that thing on the right, and who let it escape from Longleat?

[Fidgits]

Even in company of that poor form its still obvious Jordan is a minger of the highest order...

[GaryHetherington]

Who ate all the pies?

[Firkin Dogbolter]

Fidgits said:

Even in company of that poor form its still obvious Jordan is a minger of the highest order...

Edited by Firkin Dogbolter on Wednesday 5th March 15:42

[M400 NBL]

Using the strongest, most elastic materials, One size fits all......except the hippo on the end.

[ajcj]

The Pussycat Dolls held a group meeting to discuss the rather mixed results of their new personal trainer.....

[WildCards]

"Look how good looking and thin I am compared to these buggers!"

[8Ace]

Captain Ahab said:

Aye, aye! It was that accursed white whale that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!... I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round.. round.. there it is, at the end! Go on, shoot the Fker

[SeanyD]

One on the left is being rounded up with an electric cattle prod by the look of it.

[V8S]

That heffalump could rent her legs to MIRA for suspension testing.

I'm sure she's a very nice person but... less pies please and you wouldn't have to search for hours for a few clothes that'll fit and still not look good.

[CedA4]

M400 NBL said:

Using the strongest, most elastic materials, One size fits all......except the hippo on the end.

Thing is that there is a chap here on site and he is going nuts over the blimp on the end, he's even admitted to feeding his current GF up at the moment.

He is strange, i don't want to be in the same post code as him, let alone the same building site.

Oh and the caption.

Rod Rammages night time snack !!

Edited by CedA4 on Wednesday 5th March 15:49

[BlackMagic *tree]

• in a Cabin Crew stylee*

"The fatties are clearly visible to my left and right"