Jordan lingerie launch - caption competition

[allnighter]

Vesuvius 996 said:

La vache est a droite.

Non monsieur.
La vache est au milieu et elle a l'air d'avoir une bite invisible entre les cuisses.

[TonyHetherington]

GaryHetherington said:

Who ate all the pies?

Urrr, bro > I think that's fairly obvious!

[wasted years]

8Ace said:

Captain Ahab said:

Aye, aye! It was that accursed white whale that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!... I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round.. round.. there it is, at the end! Go on, shoot the Fker

[BlackMagic *tree]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Help.

I own a bikini worn by Jordan. I bought it in a charity auction and there's a big brown curly pube in the gusset, belonging to the auctioneer.

I want my money back...

EFA

[SidewaysSid]

Vesuvius 996 said:

If that's the best we've got to offer I can understand why Prince Harry's so keen to go back to Afghanistan!

Burkhas don't seem such a bad idea after all.

[qube_TA]

2nd from left is a man.

[BlackMagic *tree]

Fetchez la vache said:

Oh come on, only 2 out of those 7 would get it, and considering one of them is Jordan, I think I'm being quite charitable.

But would they want *it*?

[SidewaysSid]

qube_TA said:

2nd from left is a man.

Just realised the big white one on the right is a calendar girl.

Dover Marquee calendar 2006.
She's wearing one of their latest creations.

[Fetchez la vache]

Guess which one if these lovely ladies came from the "Big Fat Biffa" model agency

[Andy Zarse]

swerni said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

"come on Soovy can I have your first bid?"

Vesuvius 996 said:

Ha.

I own a bikini worn by Jordan. I bought it in a charity auction and there's a big brown curly pube in the gusset.

I am waiting for cloning technology to progress......

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Tuesday 30th October 19:00

Drat! Soovy mate, I'm convinced that if only my thoughtless ex-girlfriend had "brought home the bacon", so to speak, following Jordan's designer vagina op, then I'd now be rich beyond my wildest dreams and happily out-bidding you for the pubic remnants of her latest trip to Barbados.

Unfortunately, they went straight from the kidney bowl into the dog's dinner bowl sorry I mean the hospital incinerator. What a waste.

[Justayellowbadge]

The one on the right is thinking 'I hope this is over soon, I need to get home and mail my new man, AlexE46'

[8Ace]

Andy Zarse said:

Drat! Soovy mate, I'm convinced that if only my thoughtless ex-girlfriend had "brought home the bacon", so to speak, following Jordan's designer vagina op, then I'd now be rich beyond my wildest dreams and happily out-bidding you for the pubic remnants of her latest trip to Barbados.

Unfortunately, they went straight from the kidney bowl into the dog's dinner bowl sorry I mean the hospital incinerator. What a waste.

Actually they went to Mr Thompson in the the Burns unit. He's pleased as punch with his new ears.

[dr.sickman]

Please buy my knickers, or these ladies will rape you.

Thunderbirds are go!

United Colours of Surbiton.

[oobster]

I would bounce into that lass on the far right until she burst.

Really, I would.

[Paulle]

Justayellowbadge said:

The one on the right is thinking 'I hope this is over soon, I need to get home and mail my new man, AlexE46'

[Vesuvius 996]

oobster said:

I would bounce into that lass on the far right until she burst.

Really, I would.

oobster, earlier today.

[V8S]

oobster said:

I would bounce into that lass on the far right until she burst.

Really, I would.

Yes, I've heard she's in line to play an important role in the Beijing Olympics in the high jump and pole vault events.

[oobster]

[Snoggledog]

"Do my tits still look big enough in this?"

[Zod]

allnighter said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

La vache est a droite.

Non monsieur.
La vache est au milieu et elle a l'air d'avoir une bite invisible entre les cuisses.

il y en a une dans la bouche aussi.